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this seems to be mostly a fresh-off-the-boat new poster thing, and fades with time. but why does it get on my dick so much?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

strongo on the mark.

Mark.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

oi, koogs is alright!

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know what you're talking about.

All the best,

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

ta, mark.

regards,
strongo

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

It's weird, like they can't see their log-in name below the post.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Some people just have manners.

With fond memories,

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not as bad as prefixing every comment with

Hi,

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"fresh-off-the boat" is a racist remark.

Love,

Hypersensitive

― Skottie, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

it's hard to remember at the start when you're typing in the contribute box though.

Especially if it's a few paragraphs long, and it starts looking like an email.

So I can understand the reason, but still it is hard to tolerate.
Ken

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

racism against the fish race

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Dearest all,

Addressing and signing messages is simply a sign proper manners, reflecting proper upbringing and selective breeding.

Snobberaneously yous,
Horace

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm gonna see every signed post on ILE now and be thinking, "that's been on jess's dick."

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

On the scale of not-annoyingl-in-the-least-come-to-think-of-it-downright-charming to the-usual-annoying-drivel-that-many-people-post-here, the signing of posts doesn't even score. Really, you're letting things get to you, Strongo...

Dr. Freud

― Skottie, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, it must be AWESOME being you, Tep.

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"Fresh off the boat" is not a racist remark. It is anti-ALL-immigrants, not any race in particular.

Your fact checking cuz,

― The River Kate (kate), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear ILX,

I can do nothing but concur with the words posted by my fellow ILXor from Regina.

Please do not hesitate to contact me should you require any further information.

Yours Truly,

Adam

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

'fresh off the boat' is fruitist

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Pedants,

Would "fresh-off-the-boat" not be a bigotted term, rather than racist?

Yours on the floor,
Horace

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

because nothing else is getting on your dick - aside from your hand. *WINK WINK*. (-> this is of course the most annoying thing ever!)

― nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear All,

And anyway, I can hardly imagine that a load of anyBODIES getting off the boat being 'fresh.' ...shuddering at the olfactory consequences of having been on the boat coming from some other dreadful land...

Air kisses...

Hypersensitive Nose

― Skottie, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

look, can we just agree i hate minorities, immigrants, and fruits equally?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

someone should put them all in an ice cream

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

One is reminded of that Nancy Mitford (when is one not?)that features an anti-foreign travel protest and banners like "Down With Abroad!"

---Someone who has read a Nancy Mitford novel

― Skottie, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

do you hate fishes too?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

One doesn't hate fishes. One hates fish. And Phish.

M.C. Spelling B.

― Skottie, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

What about Fish?

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Bigots,

Fresh off the boat:
http://www.jaddie.com/personal/rsrcs/cruise/jbcarn.jpg

hugs and kisses,

Horace

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I did this for a bit when ILM started.

How ILE posts should be formatted

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Both of the "getting-off-the-boaters" pictured above labor under the misapprehension that wearing a shirt 4 sizes too large is "slimming." This is what happens when you let them get off the boat.

xxxooo

Mr. Roarke

― Skottie, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.usapowerboating.com/Jennifer/VaporTrailsCover300.jpg

Hey, thumbs up to fruit ice cream!
See ya!,
Speedo Boatington

― Speedy (Speedy Gonzalas), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Skottie,

thanks for making fun of my honeymoon.

Fuck you and your family too,
Horace

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoops! Good thing I didn't point out the obvious dangers of horizontal stripes!

Just trying to help,

I remain,

Your own true love,

― Skottie, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.english.uiuc.edu/maps/poets/a_f/angel/immship.gif

Fresh posters, please

― winterland, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

If that really is you Horace, you would appear to be the American me.

Best regards

Chris

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Chris,

I'm not American, I'm Canadian, a distinction that only matters to uptight, self-hating Canadians. And, it's not really me, I was just trying to get Skottie's g-o-a-t.

Still you though,
Horace

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Another honeymoon holiday snap??

http://www.artsmia.org/art_in_america/full/17_full.jpg

Sincerely,

Alfred Stieglitz

― Skottie, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Horace,

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.oswego.org/testprep/ss5/c/boat_copy.jpg

Moonie honeymoon?

― winterland, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I was cut off in my prime.

I am terribly sorry I tarred you with the yankee brush. Please accept my humblest apologies.

Respectfully yours

Chris

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

And anyway, my goat was not got. Least not by you. It's sleeping peacefully in the spare bedroom right now, still dressed in its little latex outfit.

....whoops...that was meant for the inverted perversions thread...

Sign me,

Goat-gotted

― Skottie, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Skottie: Fresh-off-the-goat!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

And this, kids, is why you should never abuse drugs.

Or goats.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

your pal,

jel

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.fao.org/english/newsroom/focus/2003/images/congo5.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

My god, they're packed in like sardines!

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i canoe believe it.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm trying to go out with a little CLASS you jackass.

regards,

REB

― Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Thursday, 4 March 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

you guys have been flagrantly abusing strongo's poor overridden dick... stop it, you savages.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

-- Donut Bitch
[tHe bItCh lIvEs]

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

i have a rash

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I like how Rik E Boy signs his posts, as the post itself is usually a line long and sarcastic. That combined with the unnecessary formality of signing the post is very appealing to me.

― Prude (Prude), Thursday, 4 March 2004 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

why don't you marry him!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 4 March 2004 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh you! I'm not that kinda boy!

― Prude (Prude), Thursday, 4 March 2004 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

the 'oh you!' in your post says otherwise.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 4 March 2004 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear ILe:

I R0x0r, U R all gay.

Love, Luna

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 4 March 2004 06:43 (twenty-two years ago)

How bold!

Signed, Not the Brute

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 March 2004 06:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Ned:

Hi!

Love, Luna.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 4 March 2004 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Edna,
Your photo took my breath away. Truly yours is a butt that won't quit.
Yesterday morning, I put your picture up in my garage to inspire me while I gapped my spark plugs.

Sexily yours,
Woodrow

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 4 March 2004 06:54 (twenty-two years ago)

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