Things women shouldn't find sexy but do

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we're dying to know

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 1 April 2004 08:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm tempted to say "men"

― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 1 April 2004 08:33 (twenty-one years ago)

1) a good punch in the face
2) rohypnol (sp?)
3) being called bitch and ho.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 1 April 2004 08:33 (twenty-one years ago)

4) Public schoolboys.

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

caitlin wins

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 1 April 2004 08:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Kilroy (on behalf of my friend Elaine).

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 1 April 2004 08:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"take it, bitch"

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 08:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i just came.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 1 April 2004 08:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Stubble rash.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 1 April 2004 08:46 (twenty-one years ago)

7. guys that are old enough to know better that have skateboard tatoos (eg the 'thrasher' masthead across his whole back)

8. (this is a weird one, from personal experience) the scar from open-heart surgery. only works on otherwise healthy, young guys, i'm guessing.

― colette (a2lette), Thursday, 1 April 2004 08:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Guys who are out of high school but still muck about with skateboards and mountain bikes and stuff like that, har har... (maybe I should just give in and buy a chopper)

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 08:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Me and my homies?

― LC, Thursday, 1 April 2004 08:55 (twenty-one years ago)

17 year olds. I REALLY should know better.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 1 April 2004 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

trayce is so OTM.

you should have been at ATP. it was like underaged paradise.

― colette (a2lette), Thursday, 1 April 2004 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

9. bitten fingernails

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 1 April 2004 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Im a sucker for a baby face. ATP was in the wrong hemisphere for me alas.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 1 April 2004 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

is it possible that kate hasn't posted 'stevem' yet? ;)

― colette (a2lette), Thursday, 1 April 2004 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Good lord, and here I thought I was alone. Trace and Colette OTM.

X-POST ARRRRGGGGGHHHH, COLETTE STOP IT!!!

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

X-POST my ass, you wanna fuck steve like all the rest of us!!!

"turn around"

OMG You BETTER BE FUCKING JOKING

OMG OMG OMG *runs away crying*

― LC, Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Leave me alone. That joke isn't funny any more.

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:02 (twenty-one years ago)

10. Smiths Lyrics.

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

11. beer guts

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:04 (twenty-one years ago)

really, seriously laughing really really hard at the kate/LC exchange. brilliant.

― colette (a2lette), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not X-posting anyone's ass. I don't swing that way.

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

(Whoever brings up the drunken post about bending HSA over my knee and caning him will get smacked.)

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:06 (twenty-one years ago)

12. guys reading comic books on public transport.

― colette (a2lette), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:10 (twenty-one years ago)

kate, since you brought it up yourself, does that mean you want to get smacked?

― colette (a2lette), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Think you're gonna have to smack yourself, Kate...

12. sweat
13. hairy feet

(NB these are not particularly things *I* find sexy.)

xpost

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:11 (twenty-one years ago)

15. nerds

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:11 (twenty-one years ago)

16. Spanking.

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:11 (twenty-one years ago)

17. shaved chest (fresh, no stubble)

god, all the things i like clearly show i'm a big perv and like guys my age that look and act like fine young things...

― colette (a2lette), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

18. Chests that never grew hair in the first place.

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Owls

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't have an open-heart surgery scar but does an appendix scar count? you can play tic tac toe on it if you get bored whilst sexing.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:15 (twenty-one years ago)

not that you ever would. *ahem*

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:15 (twenty-one years ago)

kate, you're so right. they need to make more of those.

oops, i don't think i've ever seen an appendix scar. what a great chat-up line!

― colette (a2lette), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you ever FELT a shaved chest when it's the slighted bit humidified? It's gross and grippy - I had to tell my woman to chill out and be natural!!!

― LC, Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Seventeen year old public schoolboys don't have hair on their chests.

OK, I'm derailing this train of thought right now.

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)

No, it's all been tranferred to their eyebrows.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)

20. bushy eyebrows

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)

No. Eyebrows are never sexy. Never ever ever. Pluck those muthas.

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)

21. Guys who are not me.

― hmmm (hmmm), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)

22. [school] uniforms

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the ties, actually.

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

kate, isn't the whole busted thing about eyebrows?

― colette (a2lette), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Ewwww Arch! You'll be listing spots and unwashed underwear next!

xpost

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Sadly, despite much talk of it and blatant exposure over the years, very few women have ever found the upside-down pink heart birthmark on my left ass cheek that sexy. WHY NOT, GODDAMN YOU?!

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:22 (twenty-one years ago)

hello kate, this is liam, and lots of girls disagree wif you, like.

― liam gallagher (electricsound), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:22 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ysrnry.co.uk/ys3/issue2/images/liam.gif

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:22 (twenty-one years ago)

by the way...the next girlFAP so has to be at a schooldisco...

― colette (a2lette), Thursday, 1 April 2004 09:22 (twenty-one years ago)

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"bears repeating"

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 8 August 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

independent minded

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 8 August 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

bears repeating

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 8 August 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

i like stinky-ish boys. not all-out sour, but a little more smelly than most people can stand. um...not the kind of stink that clears a room.

― ai lien (kold_krush), Monday, 8 August 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

Ian, you do realise that "public schoolboy" means something *completely* different in the UK?

Yes, but still!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Monday, 8 August 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

Alan Rickman, oh dear - the more evil and repulsive the character he's playing, the more attractive he becomes.

It's really weird to read back my old answers on this thread. I'm not sure who that person was saying those things, nor where she went. Sigh.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:20 (twenty years ago)

43 - 4l4n r1ckm4n as rasputin. objectively speaking he is repellent in that film - evil and pushy and hairy and stinky and filthy and manipulative and power-greedy and out for anything he can get - but somehow... rowr.

Alan Rickman, oh dear - the more evil and repulsive the character he's playing, the more attractive he becomes.

Suzy has a now not so secret Alan Rickman thing as well.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:26 (twenty years ago)

I think it's quite similar to the J.Harris thing - that the more unpleasant and shouty the character he plays, somehow the more smouldering and sexy he becomes.

I was just watching some random movie on Saturday night (it was my ex's favourite movie - that should really have been a warning sign in itself) and halfway through, I was half awake and not really paying attention till then, Jared Harris just stood up and started shouting at people in a bad Russian accent. He's playing this totally amoral, horrible, misogynist, wife-beating, cheating, thief with a bad mustache and a worse accent, but still... mmm, those forearms. That leonine hair. (My godmum reckonned it's all related to my anger management - because anger is now forbidden to me, I am attracted to characters who are able to express their anger in whatever form and whenever they desire, without fear of reprisal.)

Anyway, erm. Yeah. Alan Rickman. Hott.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:30 (twenty years ago)

*inches slowly away*

Aww *sulk*

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 08:07 (twenty years ago)

Alan Rickman's finest hour was playing the Sherrif of Nottingham in Robin Hood -Prince of Thieves. It's one of those rites of passage crush. As you grow older you move from Christian Slater as Will Scarlett to Alan. The Star Wars Luke-Han transition is similar.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)

@lex thomson on c4 news when he's doing his paxo mini-me thing - cor!

― leigh (leigh), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 08:58 (twenty years ago)

I couldn't watch Robin Hood, though. I mean ... he had a BEARD. Not a dirty dronerock beard, but a full on "Medieval Evil Bastard" beard.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:00 (twenty years ago)

Tony Robinson was a better Sheriff of Nottingham.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:01 (twenty years ago)

haven't read the whole thread, but surely i'm not the first to say "boys that are dull & moronic, but good-looking"?

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:02 (twenty years ago)

But that type of woman doesn't post to ILx Greg... They are reading heat under their desks instead.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:04 (twenty years ago)

They should do a switch, and have Alan Rickman present Time Team for a season. He would be so... droll and world-weary. "Another Roman coin... oh the suspense is simply killing me..."

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:05 (twenty years ago)

... weak now.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:08 (twenty years ago)

i'm not convinced.

xxpost, obv. Rickman + Time Team = unbeatable.

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:09 (twenty years ago)

Maybe we can hire Alan Rickman to be in all our videos being all hott and smouldering, so we can make out with him and...

Damn, Texas beat us to it! :-(

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:10 (twenty years ago)

http://cornerstorecomics.com/images/af_hhgttg_marvin.jpg

Hot or Not?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:14 (twenty years ago)

Chibi stormtrooper?

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:15 (twenty years ago)

Not. Robot sex does nothing for me. Add N to X were wrong.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:16 (twenty years ago)

Not even Jude Law in AI robot sex? OK, mind you, I find Jude Law criminally NOT-hott, but still.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:17 (twenty years ago)

see, the Jude Law fawning proves my point upthread.

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:21 (twenty years ago)

Alan Rickman is such a terrible ham. Marvin would never be so uncool.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:24 (twenty years ago)

What fawning? I said I find him criminally NON-hott. I think I'd rather chew my own vagina off than find him attractive. In fact, just about the only way I was ever even lead into finding him vaguely attractive was those ads where he was in bed with Ewan MacGregor. In which case, it was all WHO CARES??!?! He's in bed with Ewan MacGregor!

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:25 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah. sorry. red mist. handsome guys give me red mist.
i see "jude law" in print and snap.
who am i kidding? it's green mist, isn't it?
*runs off, crying*

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:29 (twenty years ago)

I've never found Jude Law hot either. He looks like he's genetically engineered or something... Too spotless!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:31 (twenty years ago)

Bit plastic Jude Law, looks like he'd just have a smooth area where his genitals should be.

In other sexy-but-don't-want-it-to-be news: Alex James.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:36 (twenty years ago)

B-b-but Alan Rickman also had a smooth area in the place of his genitals! In Dogma!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:38 (twenty years ago)

Alex James is fat and has a beard now, and wears Burberry farmers' jackets.

And is STILL hotttness incarnate.

OTOH, Jared Harris naked.

x-post ROTFLMAO!!!

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:39 (twenty years ago)

Even i think Alex James is hott, although I'd like to be him rather than (Mr Idler Special Shed Correspondent and rare breed apple grower). He had less beard on university challenge (grumble grumbl I'm not allowed a beard).

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:43 (twenty years ago)

You could tie your dreads round the front!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:57 (twenty years ago)

But that was a film Tuomas! Jude Law has it in real life and Sadie, Sienna and Daisy are all being paid mad sums of money to pretend he can actually have sex. Just proves that Sienna Miller can actually act.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:00 (twenty years ago)

I doubt the quality of your showbiz gossip.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:03 (twenty years ago)

wha? that shit is GOLD.

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:03 (twenty years ago)

OTOH that story about Jack Black having two penises is strangely compelling.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:05 (twenty years ago)

But but... I wanted to buy Ed's dreads to make sideburns with. (Or was that the extra bits of Ned's hair, Cannot remember through drunkenness.)

I'm also trying to make up my mind on whether Jared Harris's droopy Russian Bandit mustache is hott or not. I think I only found it so because he was naked at the time.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:05 (twenty years ago)

if my girlfriend could post here, she would say 'fictional mobsters'.

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:09 (twenty years ago)

being gagged and bound

― egg but no bacon, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:20 (twenty years ago)

Jude Law is pretty good looking (and therefore doesn't belong on this thread). Better looking than alan rickshaw (who therefore does). As you were.

― egg but no bacon, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:22 (twenty years ago)

You'd have to be bound and gagged to find Jude Law better looking than Alan Rickman! Nutter!

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:24 (twenty years ago)

i second that.

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)

well, as an experiment, I'll let you gag me and tie me up to see who I think is better looking then.

(thinks: should not post this!)

(posts anyway)

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

ha ha, like you'd let *me* bind and gag you!

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:22 (twenty years ago)

Take me to the haven of your bed / Was something that you never said.

Rather, "Can we go inside now?" to mean less.

― youn, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 10:23 (twenty years ago)

ha ha, like you'd let *me* bind and gag you!

Is there a reason why I shouldn't? ;-)

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)

Is a certain male bodily fluid sexy? Do I even have to ask?

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 10:29 (twenty years ago)

Generally, no. Only in very specific cases. I'd have to be really, really, really into a guy before I found his bodily fluid sexy.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 10:30 (twenty years ago)

what? like his piss?

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

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