The CRISIS Thread

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This is a thread to keep people posted on your daily crises. If you're having a really crazy grave one by all means start your own thread and don't patronize yourself here.

I'll kick things off - twenty minutes ago I was changing out of my basketball clothes at my friend's apt. In his room he has a full-length mirror so I figured hey, it's been a few years, might as well check out the backside. Geez, I never realized my ass would look ideal on a woman, it's almost identical to Scarlett Johansson's - wow it even FEELS perfect! I pull my pants up and notice the erection.

― LC, Friday, 2 April 2004 07:28 (twenty-one years ago)

You have the hots for yr own ass? Wow. Well, it's a cheap date, I suppose.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 2 April 2004 08:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I was thinking that myself! I'm a little bit jealous, I must admit.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 2 April 2004 08:42 (twenty-one years ago)

If the worst crisis of your day is that you fancy your own ass, wow, I am really really jealous.

― Super-Kate (kate), Friday, 2 April 2004 08:46 (twenty-one years ago)

My crisis is I slept through a class yesterday missing enough classes automatically fail me. The only other class I am taking anymore is for 2 credits and I haven't started the paper due 2 weeks ago. So I guess my crisis is that I am fucking up in college.

I am going to go look at my as now.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 2 April 2004 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

My mini-crisis is that my boss confidently told me there would be '35 students maximum' on next term's English course, so I created a safe 40 of all the required folders, documents etc. His assistant just told me there are actually 51. I am going on holiday on Tues and DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR BEING FUCKED AROUND.

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 2 April 2004 09:49 (twenty-one years ago)

My crisis for the morning was that the salespeople all stayed in the database, with their computers locked, and then went off to a two-hour meeting DURING WHICH I COULD NOT LOCK THE DATABASE TO EDIT IT!!! ARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!

― Super-Kate (kate), Friday, 2 April 2004 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

but Kate! think about the trauma and pain! When you have hots for your own ass but you just can't have sex with it!! I mean, unless Le Coq really IS especially gifted.. and .. flexible.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 April 2004 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost unplug their PCs!)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 April 2004 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)

You're just not using your imagination enough, LC.

― Super-Kate (kate), Friday, 2 April 2004 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post - unplugging doesn't work or I'd have done it. Creates a cookie in the system which means the entire server would have to be rebooted and that would be an even bigger headache.

― Super-Kate (kate), Friday, 2 April 2004 09:55 (twenty-one years ago)

damn.. what db are you using? i'm guessing there's no chance you can kick them off the server from your end?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 April 2004 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

ACT. It is my horror. I don't have access to the server to kick them off. If you're an admin, you are supposed to be able to kick them off manually, but this doesn't work if their computers are locked. Grrrr.

Anyway, it doesn't matter, they came back from the meeting and I kicked them off for five minutes during uptime. They won't do it again. They better not.

Anyway, back to the asses.

― Super-Kate (kate), Friday, 2 April 2004 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Crisis Absolved

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 2 April 2004 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.quarterbin.net/img/rd1603.jpg

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 2 April 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://biccomix.com/crisis7.jpg

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Friday, 2 April 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/pic200_web/drp100/p147/p14729e6091.jpg

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 2 April 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.hillcity-comics.com/poster_misc/crisis_multiple.jpg

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 2 April 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Only the Psycho Pirate knows how to solve your problems.

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― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Friday, 2 April 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Or even: http://www.highnoonfilm.com/PP/PPFLE.jpg

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Friday, 2 April 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

In front of hoes: eating at this 'gourmet bagel' place (I should have known better and avoided it like I do businesses with Urban in the name) I order a seven-dollar bagel with salsa on it and it is SO unstable because I asked for meat late and they put it on top. Two bites in, the entire apparatus slimes off the bagel, bounces off countertop, hits ground with loud wet slap, salsa everywhere, on hands, mouth, cuff of pants. The restaurant is one of those crowded yet quiet ones and everyone is checking my steez. I try to salvage dignity by finishing the plain bagel but blush uncontrollably. In front of hoes. Hoes that I KNOW.

― LC, Thursday, 22 April 2004 07:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.quarterbin.net/img/rb8001.jpg

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 22 April 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

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