In This Thread, we run for ILX Student Body Council

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as you know, elections for the student body are coming up soon, and several of you have filed your candidacy papers for the open spots. i think you should all take a moment to explain why you're running for student body.

For myself, if you vote for me, i'll be relentless in getting the school administration to install another Coke machine in the cafeteria, and make that we have the BEST SENIOR PROM EVER!

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

make SURE, that is.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

But we've already voted for our ILX God:

What if God was one of us?

How much further is this democracy nonsense gonna go?

― Super-Kate (kate), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

until we get a student body tresurer, at least. that's how far.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

You don't need a treasurer. I think you'll find the General Manager looks after all pesky financial transactions.

― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

but then who will treasure the student body the way it deserves?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

also, we'll need all the other positions to be filled.

who wants to run for Student Bomb Ass Pussy?

(xpost, maybe)

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll fill that position...

― someone else (mark grout), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Looking at all the Vote Fors currently decorating walls and noticeboards at this university, it occurred to me just how Photoshop has transformed student poster design since I was a student.

Which makes me think that anyone running for ILX Student Body Council ought to photoshop themselves some campaign posters for us to look at before we make any decisions.

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ideal-hosting.co.uk/~go-quick/pics/052.gif

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

also, when flyering, make sure you waste a least one ream of paper a day. gotta make sure that EVERY SINGLE PERSON sees the results of your two hours spent fiddling around with Word and a photocopier.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey! I'm going to strut around campus for two days dressed hilarious as Ali G and distract people trying to revise from exams with a ghettoblaster playing DJ Pied Piper really loudly! Who's up for being my ~~campaign team~~ bitches?!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

also, we'll be out having speeches in the Commons all day. get in line for your turn at the microphone, and be sure to address each point at a particular student trying to wander by & ignore.

"you! on the bike!"

"you two girls!"

"tell your friends!"

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

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