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Have you honestly, seriously, EVER called a woman a 'bitch' or a 'whore' or likewise or else asked her the identity of her paternal parent whilst engaged in the physical act of love?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

never. mainly because I'm a virgin.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

why?

crosspost

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Ahhhhhhhhh, sweet.

x-post.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

No. That would feel wrong. Weirdo.

― CRW (CRW), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

asked her the identity of her paternal parent

ha ha I had to stare at this for like three minutes before I got it.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

no I haven't. too busy laughing.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

only when asked to

― don (don), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just intrigued by the talk on this thread - Boom I *$&! ed your boyfriend

I've never done it (I don't think, can't remember) and would find it utterly bizarre and weird to do it.

x-post - Did I say 'd done it, CRW? No. Stop jumping to conclusions you little twerp.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"would find it utterly bizarre and weird to do it"

you've reached the point, Nick

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Best C-Man parody thread ever.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Sick please tell me you know I was kidding in my thread....

― Kirsty P., Monday, 3 May 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I must try this some time, I feel. Would anyone like to be my stooge? Or 'bitch'?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

If you call you next, uh, partner "stooge" mid-coitus, you will be my hero! Moreso.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I did once yell out "Stevie Wonder!" at the point of climax, but that was to solve (read 'win') an argument with said girl.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"Stevie Wonder?" Wha?!?

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm kind of boggling at the idea of arguing with someone about Stevie Wonder WHILE HAVING SEX. "Part-Time Lover" has never been that important to me.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 May 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I did once yell out "Stevie Wonder!" at the point of climax, but that was because I was fucking Stevie Wonder.

― Skottie, Monday, 3 May 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

It was to prove that Stevie Wonder was better than Lionel Richie.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 May 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

at...?

― oops (Oops), Monday, 3 May 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

and you proved your point be making part-time love?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

How did that question even arise?

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 3 May 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

You're right. It's so obvious that the answer is Stevie Wonder.

― Skottie, Monday, 3 May 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone who puts up with their lover screaming out STEVIE WONDER at the moment of climax, well, that's just called sweet blind love.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 3 May 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Contrary to popular belief, yelling 'Stevie Wonder' at the moment of climax does not prove that Stevie is God, but merely a type of sacred demiurge.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 3 May 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, my girlfriend in college liked it rough and dirty and liked me to call her a whore. best time of my life.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Monday, 3 May 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

until you got the bill in the mail.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

10 PRINT "NO"
20 GOTO 10

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 3 May 2004 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

There is a story of an American person learning German who attempted to call his German-speaking girlfriend a "hot slut" whilst engaged in the act of coitus, and in fact called her a "hot smurf". I will not reveal how I know this story, nor whether it is true.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 3 May 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

most girls would probably rather be called a hot smurf anyway.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Especially in a guttural German growl

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 3 May 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Sie sind mein heißes smurf!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Feel Ze Hottness!
http://simpsonfans.com/avatars/smurfette.jpg

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Monday, 3 May 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"YOU IST EIN HOTTENTOT SMURF!"

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 May 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

¡Usted es mi pequeño smurf caliente, usted sucio poca cosa azul, usted!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

You missed the capital 'B' off the last word, Hucklebunny.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 May 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Sie sind mein heißes smurf!

That's pretty formal considering you should be saying this while in the midst of sex.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 May 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

But these are Germans, Dan, they wear evening wear in the afternoon!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

It was very proper sex, yes.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 May 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Shaggin' Smurfs don't be colloquialisin'.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 May 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

The word for "Smurf" is "Schlumpf", by the way. So you can imagine how the mistake occurred.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew a guy called Terry who apparently used to say his own name constantly and loudly during coitus. Never in any context, just "Terry".

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

No. That would feel wrong. Weirdo.

http://www.bbcamerica.com/images/genre/comedy_games/the_office/gareth_left.jpg

― Barima (Barima), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I like this kind of talk and my guy loves delivering it. classic.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Ive been called a bitch during shagging before... at first it seemed kinda cool but when I realised the guy in question only had the rough talk schitck and nothing else, I got uneasy real fast, and things didn't last much longer.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

it is classic when there is more than just talk to back it up.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Bitch, yes. Whore, yes. Um who's your daddy thing, no (except to make the other person laff, but in a sexy way, no.)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah the whos yr daddy thing seems to go beyond kinky and into kinda sick, dunnit?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

if you think of "daddy" as in "big daddy" it fits perfectly into the pimp/whore mindset.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

It's just too goofy and pornstar-ish. I can't imagine anyone saying in a way which didn't provoke me to hyterics (unless they said it in a way which implied that I was ACTUALLY their father which would creep me out, yes.)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I did it once. Never again. During coitus, i slapped my girl on the ass and asked "Who's your daddy?". When she replied immediately "Barry Robert Watson!!", i can tell you the moment was lost forever. You dont want to be thinking about her father while you're choc-a-block up his daughter. Dont do it guys. Trust me on this one. (ps. Names have been changed to protect the innocent)

― wayno, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

You just convinced me to start doing it. That's great.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I've used 'bitch' and 'dirty bastard' a few times but only in a trucker hat fashion. You can't go wrong with open windows and Scarface impressions though - 'You won play ruff? O! kay.... Look atjoo now'. If people complain just tell them if they wanted to live in an apartment they shouldn't have had kids.

― LC, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 04:30 (twenty-one years ago)

All these are gold. This are going to joing watching Uncle Buck and doing Sting impressions as my new favorite coital activities!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

" This are going to joing watching Uncle Buck and doing Sting impressions as my new favorite coital activities! "

lol that sentence just kinda blew up in your hands eh?

― LC, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Technically I do both those at the same time.

― "Fuck me, Gordon, fuck me" (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

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