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K..so for anyone who hasn't played the game...say something you've really never done, and if you read it and you've done it...post a message of something you've never done...ect..it gets rather entertaining

boredasshit, Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

seen Titanic.

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i have never dressed up as a mongolian mountain goat whilst doing the macarena naked in alaska with a python around my neck and a spike up my arse.

end of thread

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Bellydanced

boredasshit, Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

peed on someone besides myself

uh (eetface), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Had an operation.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

meant to piss Sam off.

The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

(fwiw, that's an apology)

The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

;)

thanks Huck.

I'll add:

meant to be rude to Huck.

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

apologised

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

heard a whole Fall song.

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Had cyber-sex

Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

stayed up later then 1:30am.

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Had sex with two people simultaneously.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

left the continental United States

Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

had sex with five people, simultaneously.

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

performed an Anglican wedding for dwarves dressed in a No Fear t-shirt

uh (eetface), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

not overanalyzed the living shit out of myself no matter how trivial the situation

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

peed in the shower

oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

eaten a white castle

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i have done six of the things mentioned so far

(ken you haven't LIVED)

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i've eaten at White Castle!!!!

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

eaten a white urinal cake

uh (eetface), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

ridden a bike.

Pup. E. Dawg (rocknrolldetox), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

been able to work how to pronouce apropos

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

10 now

never have i ever attended a seance

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

broken into a theme park just to buy a dispensible camera

uh (eetface), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

while it doesn't seem to transfer to this medium I played this as a drinking game and it was pretty fun (i was skeptical).

it all ends up being about sex and bodily fluids.

christhamrin (christhamrin), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Been to Vegas.

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

been permanently free of headaches, it seems

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Had a head free of seemly permanents.

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

No ache, tho.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

seen Top Gun or Pretty Woman all the way through

Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

perhaps it would be entertaining if we shared the strange things we HAVE done :)

boredasshit, Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Had a permanently free head

uh (eetface), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never paid one red cent for poetry... never bought a book, never attended a reading, never donated to some bogus street poet. NEVER PAID FOR POETRY!

andy, Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

You learned poetry on the streets. POETRY WHORE!!111!1!11!11

uh (eetface), Thursday, 6 May 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

( I do have several books of poetry that I like but I didn't pay for them.)

andy, Thursday, 6 May 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

owned a tarantula

this will change!

chrisco (chrisco), Thursday, 6 May 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

nevah impregnated a friend's gee-friend evah

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 6 May 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

had no one ever

mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Found the word 'norgalicious' in Google

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Seen the Aliens trilogy (and I really dont care either)

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

liked any of you

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:49 (twenty-one years ago)

eaten tuna.

(as in the actual fish)

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:49 (twenty-one years ago)

strongo, the hickeys from my oly visits were just requisite then?

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

well, your eyes were closed. i feel its time to tell you it was a vacuum.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

...loved a man the way that I, I love you.

ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

listened to love foolosophy (mondo grosso mix) by jamiriquai

saza bob, Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

eaten tuna.
(as in the actual fish)

The stuff in cans isnt exactly tofu you know :P

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

what i meant to say was listened to love foolosophy (mondo grosso mix) by jamiriquai 175 times......

saza bob, Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

eaten tuna.

(as in the actual fish)

huh?

xp

jed_ (jed), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe he was making a pussy euphamism

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: Tuna vs. Tunya.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

tunye west

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

trayce: i haven't been a vegetarian all my life. i started in late 1993. that said, it's usually a rite of passage for kids in america to have eaten canned tuna at some point, but i violently avoided every attempt my grandparents and mom gave... i never turned down fish n' chips, or fried shrimp. i even ate canned chicken as a kid.. once.

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

strongo strikes with his mace of subtely

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

and hickey givin love (even though he won't admit it)

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 7 May 2004 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

subtlety is not for us young go-getters

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 7 May 2004 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

back story of encounter of mine referenced by Ned just now

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 7 May 2004 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

DB: ahh ok, that makes sense.. I didnt actually know you were vegetarian FWIW, the tofu comment just fell out of my brain (much like most of the junk I type, haha).

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 7 May 2004 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

watched an episode of Friends

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 7 May 2004 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

i wish i could claim that too, Elvis.

jed_ (jed), Friday, 7 May 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

watched an episode of Friends

you haven't missed much. i've seen enough to know who the characters are and what their schtick is, probably half a season's worth in total spread out over the first few seasons. the final episode just now was an hour of my life i'll NEVER get back and if someone had given me a rough synopsis after the fact i would have just gone "oh, well, go figure" and gone on with my life with nary a tear shed.

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 7 May 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Never have I ever eaten a piece of hard candy or a cough drop without biting it, said "I hate you" and meant it, or vaccuumed the carpet in the room I've been living in for almost a year now.

kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 7 May 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I have never tried steak, of any kind nor rode upon the back of a large sea turtle.

kattt, Friday, 7 May 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Never have I ever read a synopsis of the final Friends that was better than what SC wrote.

Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Friday, 7 May 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

nor rode upon the back of a large sea turtle

You've missed out, surely. (I haven't either.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 May 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Rollerbladed. A

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 7 May 2004 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I have never seen a large turtle on the road and not rescued it from oncoming traffic. (Note: I have seen and rescued large snapping turtles from oncoming traffic at least two times, maybe three.) I have never shoplifted. I have never had hair longer than shoulder-length. I have never worn foundation. I have never wished so strongly that I didn't have to get up at five o'clock and go to work in the morning.

kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 7 May 2004 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I have done 16 things on this thread, but I've never knowingly been part of the in crowd.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 7 May 2004 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Which isn't to say I wouldn't have liked to. :(

Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 7 May 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i have never drank a regular corona (as opposed rto corona lite) until today.

allyzay, Friday, 7 May 2004 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I have done 16 things on this thread, but I've never knowingly been part of the in crowd.

nevah evah have i undarshtood this thing called ilxor logic either

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 7 May 2004 07:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i ghave done 26 tyhings on this thread including my corona one . seriously i have never had a threesome.

allyzay, Friday, 7 May 2004 07:35 (twenty-one years ago)

been excelsiored where I was the one telling the joke.

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 7 May 2004 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

26 things? it's just a matter of time...

(xpost awwwww!)

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 7 May 2004 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

don't feel bad, most of those thread are crap.

allyzay, Friday, 7 May 2004 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I've done only 22! I guess it's time to learn how to ride a turtle.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 7 May 2004 07:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i have never ridden a turltle but my friend had one when i was like 6-8 and it kept running way. how fast can a turtle run? seriously now. a tuurtle. it is not fast. but it kept running away and one day it ran away for good and we never ound it so instead i couagh her a frog.

anyway i hve never burnt elvis #1 hits to my computurer

allyzay, Friday, 7 May 2004 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I have done 22 things and not done 30. This includes the silly ones. Time to start living!

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 7 May 2004 07:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey now, guys, start your own 'NEVER HAVE I EVER' LOCKER ROOM WANG CONTEST COUNT thread of your own!

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Listened to Chris Moyles without thinking "You are a fucking tossbag wanker."

Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Menstruated.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Danced back up for a major pop act.

Barima (Barima), Friday, 7 May 2004 09:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Been to Scotland.

holojames (holojames), Friday, 7 May 2004 10:36 (twenty-one years ago)


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