This is the thread where I take suggestions for pizza toppings

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I am about to order two pizzas from Pizza Hut. Give me some suggestions as to what to get.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

brie

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

applesauce

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

pork nipple

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

scott stapp's body hair

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

chicken vindaloo

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

cherry garcia

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

chex mix

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

otter pops

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

persimmon

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

eau d'bea arthur

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

bear jerky

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

old teeth

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

banana pudding

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

You had me at "scott stapp's body hair".

(xpost "eau d'bea arthur" just sealed the deal!)

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

double pepporoni, bacon, extra cheese in stuff crust pizza.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

gerber carrots

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

stoli

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

licorice root

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

toenail clippings

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

a piece of the true cross

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

old condoms

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

korean newspapers

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

sandy duncan's eye

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

tap shoes

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

asparagus appointment

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

funnel cake

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

saltines

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

bun e. carlos

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG SANDY DUNCAN'S EYE!!!!! *runs to phone*

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

della reece's pieces

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

morningstar farms chix nuggets

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

glo worm

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

burlap

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Num!

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

liam neeson's goiter

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

the blood of an infant buffalo

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

olive oyl

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

charleston chews

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

haha morningstar farms "chix" nuggets. I love that you spelled it the way they do. I'm partial to the patties, myself.

Broheems (diamond), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

unagi

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

andy capp's hot fries

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

linda perry

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

TOO FAR

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

and i'm out.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

bravo.

Broheems (diamond), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

strongo

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

foxtrot

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

whiskey

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Strongo rules.

Barima (Barima), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

He got bare style, blud.

Barima (Barima), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

ass fries (fries with melted provolone on them)

uh (eetface), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I ended up getting sausage + mushrooms + black olives on one and pepperoni + hamburger + extra cheese on the other, but only because they were out of saltines and funnel cake.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

they sound like pretty kickass pies except for the black olives.

uh (eetface), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, meat toppings on pizza = mad cow

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I know!

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

soylent green is people

uh (eetface), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.charleslocksmith.com/Excelsior.jpg

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

cock snuggler

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Er, is that a pizza topping, Tad?

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"topping"

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha "TOP MY PIZZA!!!"

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Can men be sexy on purpose?

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

cheese burns on embarrassing, unmentionable places!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

the way my sex life is going, fucking a pizza is about all the action i've gotten lately.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

pizzafucker!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Looks like anchovies & cream is off the menu then.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://asdf.org/~anna/jesuspizza/images/wanted.jpg

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

that looks more like frank zappa than jesus christ

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

This week on the front page of Scotlands national newspaper The Daily Record on wednesday I think it was, a pregnant girl claimed that her pizza had been spiked by hash. and that the police had tested the pizza and that it had been confirmed that it indeed was hash. the delivery boy was sniggering when he delievered the pizza but it wasnt until the girl fell ill that they realised why.

Andrew Forsyth, Saturday, 8 May 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

meat toppings on pizza = mad cow

Bacon, sausage and ham come from an angry cow?

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 8 May 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

That's tip-worthy.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 8 May 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

A confused one.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 May 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

pizzas are classic. unless they smell like ham.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 May 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

What worse than pigs with Mad Cow disease?

The bull that gave it to them.

j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 8 May 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate bands with pizzas in them; practically none of the bands I like have pizzas in them. Except thatb one with the pizza drummer.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 May 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

He's more like a sandwich though.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 May 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you talking about the Rockafire Explosion?

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 8 May 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://216.218.248.155/datastore/87/86/b/878624cb2d0b3bc84e54eb33ab25d3d7.jpg

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 May 2004 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan Perry, ladies & gents; he locks copycat threads.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 May 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

And he's funny.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, 8 May 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Linda Perry is on his pizza.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 May 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Blimey.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, 8 May 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, you got the pizza already, Dan? I was going to suggest dead rat. Or dicktar.

j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 8 May 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

updates plz

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 8 May 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Bacon, sausage and ham come from an angry cow?

Yes. Non-pizza sausage is also problematic because of how it's prepared. And you probably want to avoid venison.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 8 May 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I am, like, SO IN FAVOR of Dan locking the annoying copycat threads.

Dan, thank you for the good work that you do.

Broheems (diamond), Saturday, 8 May 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

The pizzas were great! Not as good as a dicktar would have been, but yum regardless.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 9 May 2004 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Next time, Dan, get a pizza with a bag of dicks on it.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 9 May 2004 06:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i am going to bake a pizza for my friends with pot in it when i get back to school.

(it will have to be vegan though???!?!?! does vegan cheese melt like regular cheese?!??!! or should i just say "fuck you, vegans!"?)

[TS: bag of dicks vs. bowl of dicks]

Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 9 May 2004 06:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Bag. More easily transportable. You never know when or where you're gonna wanna eat a dick.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 9 May 2004 06:31 (twenty-one years ago)


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