Ilxor Impressions (be nice!)

(Here I am imitating myself.)

Summarise Me!

(I've done this in the style of N. Do you see?)

Damn, crosspost x loads

It's the whole bait-and-switch idea at work here. Stating a topic and not following through is not very ethical, IMHO. Do we follow someone who maybe has a good idea at heart, but goes about laying the groundwork under fradulent principles? If you tell everyone to do something, and they want to do it under faith, when you fail them, will you have anyone else to blame but themselves? I don't want to fault dog latin here because I know that he (she?) was just trying to come up with something fun for all of us to do on a Thursday afternoon in July, but this has definitely become something that I'll think twice about next time I see his (her?) name at the top of a thread like this.

And Ned imitating himself by not imitating himself is actually quite, quite sublime. By doing this, he's following through with the intention of the thread, but not playing by its rules since, as I stated above, there were no rules to begin with. The only thing that I would have suggested is a "use the search feature!" statement in the context of his post, if not at the very least, a few links to some of the older threads with this topic.

(Though I should add that if there are any funny "Ilxor Impressions" threads, they won't actually relate to this one since this one isn't really an "Ilxor Impression" thread. Much like alisa's impression of Ned not doing an impression of himself as himself? Or is it just an impression of one of the previous threads? Has this all been some sort of Neil Hamburgerian joke on us all?) The meta-lization of this place has become quite staggering, IMHO.

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Hey brother! Hey brother, is that me?

Umm ... Look at this embarrassing teen-goth photo of me where I think I look retarded even though I always look sorta beautiful.

OWNZ

Is this supposed to be Blount?

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good thread

wait, are you supposed to be doing gershy or dom?

classic gershy <3

keep it clean please!

Just like your comedy script, eh mate?

sorry dudes, i don't really get this whole "imitating each other" thing. it just sounds like a bunch of college kids congratsulating each other for being so clever and then arguing about whether to buy volvos or volkwasagens to drive to the office in. gimme a real conversation about puking and sticking my dick in things, ya know?

Yeah I sure do want to shag that shaggy haired doom metal chap.

-- masonic poon (chaki), Monday, November 21, 2005 6:02 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

^^ my first mention of doom metal

enshrined in our hearts

G'day! Just look at my hair in this photo from 1986 that you haven't seen about 10,000 times already! I look like Judy Tambalele from the Hanging Baskets, or Pandora Johnson or something!

I am not sure that I care for the word "G'day". There was a time when ILX was free of such impertinences, and one would be certain to greet all but the most intimate of acquaintances with a carefully enunciated "Good day to you my dear Sir". Perhaps such things are considered old-fashioned today, as the lower orders bring their own gutter idiom to this once sacrosanct hall of learning. A pity.

God of chaos cares not for this careless wastrels! If you were imitating mighty satan then you shall truly know the way!

HAIL! ]:-|

i'll get me goat.

If I knew how to impersonate Abbott's voice, I could increase my ILX popularity by leaps and bounds. Alas, the secret evades me. Plus my eyeglasses are too twerpy for words. I'm stuck being who I am.

Not as good as the original.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Burst Stanchion.

This was a staggering compilation:

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Get back to your trains, Ed - talk about something you have a fucking clue about.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), June 8th, 2004

Hey, dickhead. The only difference between racism and your pitiful, upsetting misogyny is the target of the abuse. Fuck off once and for all. I mean it. Fuck off you pathetic little cunt.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

Ronan, I don't think the E's working, you're soming across as a miserable, bitter little tosser.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 30th, 2004

Jess, please don't post on this thread any more. Thanks.

-- Mark C (boyincorduro...), September 21st, 2003

Julio, there's no point talking to you, you have some kind of bizarre desire to make everything shit. You're the least comprehensible person on this whole fuckinmg board.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 27th, 2004

Marcello, once again, fuck off.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004.

Marcello, fuck off.

Dave, I will if you will.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

Fuck off, Marcello.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

Deal. Enjoy wallowing in your anger, ignorance and hatred. You waste. You little man.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

What a vulgar, idiotic cunt you are, LC.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 5th, 2004

You're a worthless cunt, Calum (does that make you want to touch yourself?)

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 22nd, 2004

Hey, I must have lost my sense of humour, because wintermute is coming across a right tedious cunt right now.

Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

What a vulgar, idiotic cunt you are, LC.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 5th, 2004

recursive joy

In 2004.

you waste. you little man.

In 2004. Four years ago.

A thing of booty is a joy forever.

ooh look at me I post in lowercase and know about films and love zinging and being in Dom Passantino's internet gang

oh no it turns out I'm a total waste of space, brb I just have to pretend to quit ILX again, be back with another witty username in two minutes

Well, Michael Philip Philip Philip philip , no matter how witty and/or right your remark was, it comes across supercilious. I agree that many of Dom Passantino's internet gang are xenophic lads but I don't expect every member to be as such. It's dangerous to make generalisations. By the way calling names is never going to lead to a healthy discussion. I am as much guilty of it as the next person. And 77 doesn't necessarily make one a better man/woman. Anyway, don't mean it the wrong way. Anyway I am sure you can join back up in a week or two. But use a non-hotmail or yahoo account. I am sure they'll let you back in.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

That's funny, Kenneth!

I don't recognize most of the impressions.

The best impressions thread was the one where Dr C uncannily mimicked people, deploying information that he had no way of knowing.

linjk

Hey PF - what is it that I knew that I had no way of knowing, and how do you know?

PS - are you and Gooblar still doing Brooce at the ILX gig?

Marcello already linked to it.

I think it was something that Steady Mike had posted on an old audiophile thread? which you couldn't possibly have read, but seemed to replicate exactly, in your quite magnificent and unforgettable parody of his exquisite style. You wrote about some imaginary recording of mine which he was going to produce with certain FX - 'sounds good to these ears'.

I also remember the uncanny time you identified almost the exact locale of the school outside which Stevie T and I were standing in an iconic Foxgloves photo. You were on fire in those days. Perhaps you still are!

Yes, I do hope to play with Gooblar; hope you'll enjoy!

You were on fire in those days. Perhaps you still are!

My heart's not in it these days, for all the reasons you summarised on the 'eras' thread. I miss FAPs too.

Don't really do FAPs any more, do we?

We should. I just fear that if I suggested one no-one would come.

Suggest it. They will come.

Having never been to any of the older FAPs, I could fancy a trip down to see you all TBH (Saw Tom too briefly at the gig last year)

Pash - there's this years gig next month.

But an oldskool pub FAP would be good before then maybe.

I'd even go to one in south London.

Steady on there - are you sure?

We should aim for late this month maybe. I'm thinking glass'ouse stores for real old skool vibes. How to get the word out to the people who don't post here any more?

^^ british ppl trying to imitate noize borad?!

who's that meant to be?

How to trigger a London FAP -- get me to visit again. (Which hopefully will happen next year.)

OK, Doc: if you wanna GHS FAP I'll try to make it, like I always have before when you've been involved.

LDN FAP YES.

Can we edge it in to june as I am in nyc last week in may?

Also, ned, you in la in august, fancy a pint and tasty (non-italian it seems) meal?

How many white Trader Joe's-shopping dipshits do you think have named their dogs Avon Barks-dale?

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