― paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:16 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:18 (twenty years ago)
― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:19 (twenty years ago)
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:23 (twenty years ago)
― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:24 (twenty years ago)
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:25 (twenty years ago)
― kephm, Friday, 30 July 2004 15:25 (twenty years ago)
― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:26 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:28 (twenty years ago)
― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:30 (twenty years ago)
― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:31 (twenty years ago)
Gratifying to the ego if not accurate. ;-)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:37 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:37 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:38 (twenty years ago)
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:39 (twenty years ago)
Also I always found it annoying that you had to write yr name and email before posting anything but that's prob just me.
Finally enforced regitration is unecessary. And when introduced on ilm I believe it will kill it, but shit happens.
x-post
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:40 (twenty years ago)
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:40 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:41 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:42 (twenty years ago)
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:43 (twenty years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:45 (twenty years ago)
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:46 (twenty years ago)
Or the clock radio thing.
― Sanyo (Mark C), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:47 (twenty years ago)
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:48 (twenty years ago)
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:49 (twenty years ago)
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:49 (twenty years ago)
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:49 (twenty years ago)
Dear Sir:
Show the enclosed paper to others, make copies ifyou like.
I am 51, a Paranoid Schizophrenic, High SchoolDiploma, Pentecostal, 6'1" tall, 225 pounds, blackhair, green eyes, and get Social Security Disability.
I was born in Forsyth and still live with myparents. My brother Bob is a medical doctor. Ispent 3 years in the No. Dak. State Hospital andhad 50 insulin coma shock treatments. I escapedonce with a car and butcher knife and was nearlykilled by the Police.
I have never stolen, raped, or killed. Apsychiatrist, Dr. Martin Freese, said it was amiracle.
I have had sex with over 120 women, most of themprostitutes.
I am a very handsome and charming Virgo, same asAlexander the Great, Ivan the Terrible, JohnWilkes Booth, Jesse James, Admiral Bligh, EmperorAugustus, Cesare Borgia, Cardinal Richelieu,Marquis de Lafayette, von Wallenstein, GeneralJohn J. Pershing, Louis the 14th and Richard theLionhearted.
In 1965, I received a batch of letters fromWyoming school children, saying that my BuffaloBill song called Pahaska, was their favorite songand was sung in class every day.
According to neurologists, I have suffered farmore than any human who ever lived, because when Iwas insane, I had skeining power. Skein is foundin Goulds Medical Dictionary.
According to psychologists, I am the smartest manever to walk on the earth.
I would like to personally impregnate hundreds ofbright single women in order to produce a crop ofgreat geniuses to improve the world.
Thank you for disseminating this information.
Sincerely,
Tom Lloyd
― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:50 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:31 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:31 (twenty years ago)
http://ilx.wh3rd.net/search.php?board=1
― jel -- (jel), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:33 (twenty years ago)
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:34 (twenty years ago)
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:35 (twenty years ago)
whiskeytown, was that supposed to be funny?
― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:38 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:44 (twenty years ago)
― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:48 (twenty years ago)
― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:59 (twenty years ago)
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:00 (twenty years ago)
― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:02 (twenty years ago)
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:03 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:08 (twenty years ago)
― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:09 (twenty years ago)
― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:20 (twenty years ago)
― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:21 (twenty years ago)
― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:26 (twenty years ago)
― Sir Chaki McBeer III (chaki), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:33 (twenty years ago)
― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:34 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Friday, 30 July 2004 18:40 (twenty years ago)
Alex James
― rob, Thursday, 9 December 2021 14:16 (three years ago)
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/CJ-COMP-CHEESE.jpg?w=1125
― calzino, Thursday, 9 December 2021 14:18 (three years ago)
ngl, that is my exact hair game
― imago, Thursday, 9 December 2021 14:19 (three years ago)
I suppose it's possible a dorkier picture might exist somewhere but that's impressive
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 December 2021 14:32 (three years ago)
That might look nice but it's evil Tory cheese.
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 December 2021 14:34 (three years ago)
do these hypothetical kids drink milk? how much per day, on average, and at what age?
― accordion folder full of Zoobooks (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 December 2021 14:40 (three years ago)
Lemonade was a popular drinkBut it's not anymore
― hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 December 2021 14:48 (three years ago)
oh no not the milk consumption debate again
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 9 December 2021 14:51 (three years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y14Kp1DitpE
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 9 December 2021 14:55 (three years ago)
Stopping back in to see if tipping has come up yet
― Jaq, Thursday, 9 December 2021 15:02 (three years ago)
I didn’t know this place was full of nazis. I thought we were just here to discuss XTC, Charli XCX and make fun of Drake.
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 9 December 2021 15:04 (three years ago)
*drives up in car, rolls down window*
NICE THREAD
*speeds away*
― talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Thursday, 9 December 2021 15:04 (three years ago)
Shame if something happened to it.
― tvod+ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 9 December 2021 15:09 (three years ago)
Lol classic callbacks now we're heating up
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 December 2021 15:10 (three years ago)
ME NAMES GARU G AND IM A NICE FELLA ME NOB CHEESE SMELLS LIKE MOZARELLA
― hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 December 2021 15:11 (three years ago)
flopson
i feel like there used to be a norm that it was embarrassing to get mad online. it was upheld by teasing ppl when they got too heated ('u mad') and posters with an aloof style were valued. i feel like at some point that changed, and getting mad became normalized
FP'd you for that btw
― Ennui de Toulouse-Lautrec (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 9 December 2021 15:13 (three years ago)
(kidding)
The internet used to be nealons but now it's sandlers across the board.
― accordion folder full of Zoobooks (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 December 2021 15:17 (three years ago)
the cheese board
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 December 2021 15:21 (three years ago)
Be careful of the pickles!
― tvod+ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 9 December 2021 15:36 (three years ago)
ILM is the cheesy centrist melt pop board
xp
― Pfunkboy AKA (Oor Neechy), Thursday, 9 December 2021 15:49 (three years ago)
the Blur guy puns his cheese names off of popular song titles
― accordion folder full of Zoobooks (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 December 2021 16:52 (three years ago)
ME NAMES GARU G AND IM A NICE FELLA ME NOB CHEESE SMELLS LIKE MOZARELLA― hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 December 2021 15:11 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 December 2021 15:11 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
Sir, you are no Garu G.
― Mark G, Thursday, 9 December 2021 17:03 (three years ago)
i'm not fit to hold his gran's flange
― hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 December 2021 17:16 (three years ago)
excuse me, i'm just here for the resumption of the milk debate.
as a hearty US midwesterner, i drink about a gallon per day
― my hands are always in my pockets or gesturing. (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 December 2021 17:22 (three years ago)
of course, my 12 children need twice that easy, which is why i had to quit my job in order to focus on obtaining more milk for my family
it does a body good
― hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 December 2021 17:34 (three years ago)
life is a milk consumption number. life is a fight for a gallon of 2-percent in the mud.
― accordion folder full of Zoobooks (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 December 2021 17:34 (three years ago)
Karl malone, from mailman to milkman
the ilx hivemind would never permit a good faith discussion of how they take the milk from cows in the north and milk from cows in the south and put it together
― coombination gazza hut & scampo bell (wins), Thursday, 9 December 2021 17:36 (three years ago)
it'll be single-region first-squeeze milk on my corn pops
― accordion folder full of Zoobooks (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 December 2021 17:38 (three years ago)
(and for my latte sippin)
― accordion folder full of Zoobooks (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 December 2021 17:42 (three years ago)
kevin mccallister on the tv, pairing a chalice of milk with kraft dinner. your uncle sips a white russian while his newborn spits up the last bottle. mother sets a pitcher of milk on the table, and you wake up to your subaru interior. with your right foot, you instruct the machine to turn out miles. you grasp the wheel and place the miles between you and the milk.
― accordion folder full of Zoobooks (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 December 2021 18:13 (three years ago)
you're safely home, so you open up the ole 'how has this board changed?' thread on ilx
― accordion folder full of Zoobooks (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 December 2021 18:14 (three years ago)
― accordion folder full of Zoobooks (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, December 9, 2021 12:34 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box religion
― covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 9 December 2021 19:02 (three years ago)
See a lot of the crying about pile-ons, lack of nuance, 'I don't get everything right but I'm willing to learn', the supposed hounding for an imagined inability to display purity in these threads from established journos like Monbiot on here.
I don’t have to look far to see how much trouble the left is in, because I’m confronted with it almost every day.Here’s a brief thread about my experience, and why we urgently need to get over ourselves and unite against our common threats.— George Monbiot (@GeorgeMonbiot) December 5, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 December 2021 12:22 (three years ago)
he's such a precious crybaby. It all really comes down to him feeling wounded that people are calling him an unprincipled melt and a bullshit merchant when that is precisely what his actions and words have shown him to be.
― calzino, Friday, 10 December 2021 12:49 (three years ago)
'State of ILX' threads really are like a slow walking tour of the alimentary canal. They may meander and vary in pace but you can bet your bottom dollar that they'll all reach the same inevitable destination in time.
― Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 December 2021 13:41 (three years ago)
Lol jon
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 December 2021 13:41 (three years ago)
We had some version of this debate on a climate channel on a private Discord server I belong to...
and I essentially posted, "It isn't my job as a queer dude married to a non-white dude to engage with people who want to kill the two of us." That's fine if people want to do that, but I simply don't have the patience, and I don't think people should be expected to have that patience.
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Friday, 10 December 2021 18:01 (three years ago)
y hands are always in my pockets or gesturing. (Karl Malone) at 11:22 9 Dec 21excuse me, i'm just here for the resumption of the milk debate.as a hearty US midwesterner, i drink about a gallon per dayI'm so hearty and Midwestern I only drink milk out of a beer bong
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 December 2021 18:11 (three years ago)
one thing that i find is that the longer this board goes on, the more wood i've chopped out back. i know we probably already have enough wood for the winter, but i like to go back there, drink a milkshake and blow off some steam sometimes
― my hands are always in my pockets or gesturing. (Karl Malone), Friday, 10 December 2021 18:15 (three years ago)
That reminds me, I need to use my friend's chainsaw to shorten some logs. Which seems like a euphemism, but I have no idea what it would be for.
According to this (caveat etc.) the highest liquid milk consumption in the world is Belarus, followed by New Zealand:
https://www.statista.com/statistics/535806/consumption-of-fluid-milk-per-capita-worldwide-country/
In terms of total dairy usage, it looks like India absolutely trounces everyone, with Ireland right behind.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 December 2021 18:18 (three years ago)
In terms of total dairy usage, it looks like India absolutely trounces everyone
Holy cow!
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 10 December 2021 18:56 (three years ago)
that's interesting! my friend was telling me how all of his american-born relatives are taller than his indian-born ones and i hypothesized that they consumed more dairy here (note, i have not looked into whether dairy/height correlation is even true)
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 10 December 2021 19:50 (three years ago)
Maybe when you make ghee it takes out some of the heightamins
― antebellum tension fatigue (Hunt3r), Saturday, 11 December 2021 15:35 (three years ago)
or it could be air pollution :(
― rob, Saturday, 11 December 2021 15:39 (three years ago)
This is going kinda back in my memory but I remember learning that height is strongly correlated to pre-natal health and resources available to mothers?
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Saturday, 11 December 2021 15:47 (three years ago)
yeah, it is probably several things
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 11 December 2021 16:06 (three years ago)
My two girls are both 5'11" but I don't think they had better resources but
― Mark G, Monday, 13 December 2021 16:42 (three years ago)