There's a tiny lizard in the corridor in our office.

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Should I try to catch and release it?

― Jimmy Carter, History's Greatest Monster (Leee), Friday, 6 August 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a giant office in my corridor.

― tiny lizard (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Lizards r k3wl, i wish we had some here.

― fcussen (Burger), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

it is an alien, kill it

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

You vicious murderer.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

What if it's the poofy kind of good alien?

― Jimmy Carter, History's Greatest Monster (Leee), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

if he were poofy he'd be wearing a boa or something

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

all I'm saying is, don't come crying to me when you wake up and your abdomen is host to a million lizard alien egg sacks and your tongue turns forked and your eyes glow yellow, 'cuz I told you to kill it when you had the chance.

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I tried to catch it, and that didn't exactly happen. I was making copies in the photocopier and scurried out from one of the paper trays. So I tried picking it up. Unfortunately, it jumped up and bit me in my arm stump; 10 minutes later, the skin there is starting to itch (I think it's drying out) and the phantom pains are returning. I've also noticed a burgeoning desire, albeit a vague one to take over the world.

― Jimmy Carter, History's Greatest Monster (Leee), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

you are fucked

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

and, by extention, so are all of us

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

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