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OMG WTF I LIKE TOTALLY JUST CALLED THIS LITTLE ASIAN PENOY FAGGIT W/SLANTY EYES AND HE WAS LIKE 3 FT TALL AND HE COULDNT SAY 'L' PROPERLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 HE SAID L LIKE R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111 WOOF EYES TOTALLY ROOLZ DUDEZ LIKE OMG WTF!!!!!!!!!11111111 FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

-- Embarrasing and Cringe-worthy "Deep" RPG Geek Username (omgwtflolliketotall...), August 8th, 2004

― Jon W Bush, Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hopes
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all

There is just one moon
And one golden sun
And a smile means
Friendship to ev'ryone
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world

― jack cole (jackcole), Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

SHUT UP FAGGOT YUO PROBABLY LIKE EMO YOU FUCKING ASIAN FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

-- Embarrasing and Cringe-worthy "Deep" RPG Geek Username (omgwtflolliketotall...), August 8th, 2004

― Jon W Bush, Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

you're not doing a very good job in your parody of jon. doesn't sound like him at all. better luck in your next attempt.

― jack cole (jackcole), Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

SHUT UP YOU STUPID FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111 YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A FAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 IM VERY OFFENSIVE AND INFLAMMATORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 ROFFLE

-- Embarrasing and Cringe-worthy "Deep" RPG Geek Username (omgwtflolliketotall...), August 8th, 2004

― Jon W Bush, Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

you see, you just aren't capturing how jon post. you are much too angry and jon's posts never sound angry. jon may post things that some may perceive as offensive, but they are never "angry". try again.

― jack cole (jackcole), Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

SHUT UP YOPU FAGGOT!!!!!!!!111111 YOUR JUST LIKE AMATERUIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111 STUPID ASIAN FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PROBABLY GAY AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 YOU PROBABLY LIKE EMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111 OMG WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111

-- Embarrasing and Cringe-worthy "Deep" RPG Geek Username (omgwtflolliketotall...), August 8th, 2004

― Jon W Bush, Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

It's true Jon has joi de vivre. or something. Or maybe he's just in love with his computer. One or the other.

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I am kinda glad that he stopped posting the internet definition of a "troll" when someone said something he didn't like. Wait, i think that was him. If not, my apologies.

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post

you know, i don't understand why you are singling out jon for his usage of the word "faggot" when over half of ILX has used words and phrases that could be percieved as being just as homophobic (see "u r gay", etc). that said, you are just not doing a good job imitating Jon so maybe you should think about it before you post again and then maybe you will do a better.

also, seward otm, as they say on ILXOR.

― jack cole (jackcole), Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe you ought to stop yeh?

i bet this guy is actually Jon in disguise.

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

nah, it's not jon.

― jack cole (jackcole), Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

this guy is a pisspoor jon.

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

jack's impression of jon is even less entertaining.

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFFLE

-- Embarrasing and Cringe-worthy "Deep" RPG Geek Username (omgwtflolliketotall...), August 8th, 2004

― Jon W Bush, Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sorry if i ruffled yr widdle feathers, ronan. awwww.

― jack cole (jackcole), Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

too serious.

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.redwagonantiques.com/webphoto6/sadfacealarm.jpg

― jack cole (jackcole), Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

This is all very gondol-esque.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.gondol.sk/_neskor/jg3-230-w250px.jpg

― Jon W Bush, Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

THIS THREAD = K-L@M3

(x-post haha nicole!!)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Sunday, 8 August 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, for the record, Jon would log in, puss.

― dean? (deangulberry), Sunday, 8 August 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

GET OFF MY DICK DEAN?!!!!!!!!1111 GET YR OWN CRAPPY INTERNET SCHTICK!!!!!!!!!!1111111

― Jon W Bush, Sunday, 8 August 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

MORE SPELLING ERRORS PLS OK THX BYE

― dean? (deangulberry), Sunday, 8 August 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

This is all very gondol-esque.

ARGGGGGGGH!

*throws self off cliff*

(I mean, not that you don't have a point, of course.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 August 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

*claps slowly*

Veeerrrry funny, Ned.

― Gondola Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Sunday, 8 August 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Now, about the song that Stereolab ended their set with in collaboration with Mouse on Mars...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 August 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

OH WHAT'S THE USE. I should just piss off and listen to Pulp.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 August 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, how novel. More superficial Pulp worshipping from one of ilx's prissy Anglophile contingent. Kewl.

― Gondola Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Sunday, 8 August 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Top o' the prissy Anglophile world, ma!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 August 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Blah blah blah...try saying something substantial for once, OK?

― Gondola Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Sunday, 8 August 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Keep this up and I'll get my producer who was in Savatage to make fun of you!

― Not K*t M*rco (Ned), Sunday, 8 August 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

you and hp lovecraft, ned. ;-)

― jack cole (jackcole), Sunday, 8 August 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

WAH!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 August 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

ned you are a treat

― purple patch (electricsound), Sunday, 8 August 2004 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Aw.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 August 2004 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/greasnin~08-08-04-orang.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I like how Ned and Nicole partnered up to turn something so completely wrong [dude, if you have an issue with a poster, DON'T BE SUCH A LAMEASS -- ACTUALLY *SAY* THAT YOU HAVE AN ISSUE WITH A POSTER, USING YOUR OWN NAME, TO SAID POSTER'S FACE!] into something so very right [laughter, humor, hilarity]. Bravo, kudos, etc.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I suspect this thread has something to do with the fact Jon started one exactly like this about Amst on their noize board. Whats good for the goose...

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Ohhhh. See, I didn't know about that, because I (obv) don't bother with that board. Okay. That clears things up for me. Yeah. Okay. I retract the huffiness in the previous post I made to this thread. (Though I do still prefer the Ned-and-Nicole section of this thread.)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

actually, jon didnt start the thread.

― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Granted, he didnt, but he seems to have run with it pretty hard (tho the edits make it hard to tell)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont disagree there. I just want it to be clear that the thread isn't remotely just Jon.

― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

just a note to say that i didn't start this thread, lest my name come up if and when the accusations start to fly.

carry on.

― amateur!st not guilty (amateurist), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:51 (twenty-one years ago)

posting anonymously doesnt seem like your style -- you certainly arent afraid to say what's on your mind.

― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 9 August 2004 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)

amateur!st is behaving like a gentleman throughout all this lampoonery.
which is a change I KID I KID

― Bumfluff, Monday, 9 August 2004 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah sorry amst I didnt mean to make the link suggesting you'd started this one - whoops!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Most of the amateurist hate is a joke but really he doesn't know who you guys are!

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Monday, 9 August 2004 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"i was just joking!!!"

― |||| (amateurist), Monday, 9 August 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

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