It Is Only For Sheepfuxors (And Mongrels)

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As you were.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 23 August 2004 06:39 (twenty years ago)

Formerly A circus or a seaside pier, a mongrel or a sheepfuxor

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 23 August 2004 06:42 (twenty years ago)

you can tell by the top bit where it says "816 older messages are hidden." or whathaveyou

― gem (trisk), Monday, 23 August 2004 06:43 (twenty years ago)

It used to say on the new answers page (blah new answers, blahtyblah total). Now the total bits not there. Weird and annoying (I cant tell if its a big thread til I click on it)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 August 2004 06:45 (twenty years ago)

You do the 'last 50 posts only' thing Trayce?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 23 August 2004 06:51 (twenty years ago)

I do, yeah but even so I like to know how big certain threads are... it seems that feature fell off with the new server maybe?

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 August 2004 06:55 (twenty years ago)

yeah but i only do the last 20 posts, and as soon as there is more than 20 it says "x messages are hidden" above the top one? is that what you mean?

― gem (trisk), Monday, 23 August 2004 06:59 (twenty years ago)

sorry, i am dim. you mean before you even open the thread. bit of shush over here.

― gem (trisk), Monday, 23 August 2004 07:01 (twenty years ago)

Ah, that's better.

I might have tomorrow night free after all.

― Barry Manilow, Monday, 23 August 2004 09:07 (twenty years ago)

GAH they just told us we have to have this thing finished and handed in IN TWO HOURS. Last week we had until Wednesday. Fuck this subject for a joke.

― Barry Manilow, Monday, 23 August 2004 09:20 (twenty years ago)

FAP tonight?

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:57 (twenty years ago)

if i wasn't rehearsing i would

― purple patch (electricsound), Monday, 23 August 2004 22:03 (twenty years ago)

FAP tonight? Well as the man says, I'm free!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 August 2004 22:07 (twenty years ago)

Treading the boards again soon jim?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 23 August 2004 22:28 (twenty years ago)

friday week!

― purple patch (electricsound), Monday, 23 August 2004 22:33 (twenty years ago)

With the Tugs?

― moley el Colin, Monday, 23 August 2004 22:35 (twenty years ago)

tha tuggas!

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 23 August 2004 22:36 (twenty years ago)

The 'Boat

― moley el Colin, Monday, 23 August 2004 22:37 (twenty years ago)

waah

― purple patch (electricsound), Monday, 23 August 2004 22:37 (twenty years ago)

Wah! Boat

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 23 August 2004 22:49 (twenty years ago)

Tug or die!

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 23 August 2004 22:54 (twenty years ago)

All Day: The Tugboat Story

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 23 August 2004 23:08 (twenty years ago)

Ah, we could go on like this indefinitely.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 23 August 2004 23:10 (twenty years ago)

really?

― purple patch (electricsound), Monday, 23 August 2004 23:20 (twenty years ago)

Please please please... STOP

(I bet no one gets that)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 August 2004 23:23 (twenty years ago)

No?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 23 August 2004 23:26 (twenty years ago)

I was making a blackadder joke, nm ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 August 2004 23:27 (twenty years ago)

Ah, I miss that show. I especially liked Queenie.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 23 August 2004 23:28 (twenty years ago)

i have always wondered what these threads were about, can someone summarise them in 20 words or less please?

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 23 August 2004 23:30 (twenty years ago)

antipodean banter

― purple patch (electricsound), Monday, 23 August 2004 23:30 (twenty years ago)

ok, cheers.

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 23 August 2004 23:31 (twenty years ago)

Yeah we just talk crap, and anyones welcome but it might confuse you if the Aussie references go over yr head.

Speaking of which OMG did anyone see Neighbours last night? Harold's drooling mononlogue about lingerie and rubber and PVC!!! WTF...

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 August 2004 23:32 (twenty years ago)

hahahah that was classic!! whoever wrote that is a genius

― purple patch (electricsound), Monday, 23 August 2004 23:33 (twenty years ago)

Holy crap, seriously?! Hmm, he shoulda been at that wedding I went to on the weekend. Can you give more detail?

Yes jed, pop in from time to time, all are welcome!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 23 August 2004 23:35 (twenty years ago)

Im serious! I couldnt believe I was watching Neighbours for a moment. The laydeez were all having one of those lingerie parties, you know, the Tupperware style ones. And then it cuts to this scene of Harold standing in the culdesac staring wistfully at them all thru the window (!!! but you couldnt see in). One of those other guys whos new and I cant remember his name, comes out to take out his bin and hes like "uhh... interested eh Harold?" being kind of teasing about it..

BUT NO! Harold then goes on for about 5 minutes about negligees and microfibre and seethru materials... and then he starts talking about PVC and rubber and corsets! Almost fell off me chair. Laughing that is.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 August 2004 23:43 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha I'm sorry I missed that! The writers have a lot of fun with Harold don't they? I remember a very silly couple of episodes where he took up the tuba.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 23 August 2004 23:53 (twenty years ago)

I had to type that last phrase very carefully.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:15 (twenty years ago)

and you still left out an "it"

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:22 (twenty years ago)

now i have the image of gaz taking it up the tuba

― purple patch (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:23 (twenty years ago)

I got the 'please please please stop' thing.

FAPage? Yes please.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:26 (twenty years ago)

we are so alike. did you know my full name is garold?

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:28 (twenty years ago)

Yeah I knew you'd get it Adam.

Well lookit. I think I might go to Pause after work just like, anyway, and if anyone happens to be there also, then they will be subjected to me. Muahah. Wait that sounds bad.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:30 (twenty years ago)

Aha. What time?

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:31 (twenty years ago)

I want to write for Neighbours. Pays very well you know (10k an episode I think). V V hard to get an inroad writing the eps tho.

Didnt someone here say whoever plays Harold writes some of the Neighbours shows?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:32 (twenty years ago)

i like the way there are two very distinctly separate conversations going on here

― purple patch (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:32 (twenty years ago)

argh xpost.

Um... I can be there by 6, I'm thinking. (good excuse to bugger off early, heh)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:32 (twenty years ago)

It's like a conversation between four or five people at a cafe which suddenly splits into two separate ones between two or three people.

It must be fun playing Harold.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:34 (twenty years ago)

6 suits me. :)

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:49 (twenty years ago)

Harold is Ian Smith, who's script editor or something. He's also a proper playwright.

How do I know that? I don't even watch fakkin Neighbours.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:51 (twenty years ago)

multi talented harold

― purple patch (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:57 (twenty years ago)

Skipping 1017 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

heh

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 9 September 2004 22:57 (twenty years ago)

i feel very depleted today. plus pesky old life is throwing challenges at me, the bastard

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 9 September 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago)

So, Nina F0ch, who's one of my professors, felt the need to sound-off on the topic of Australia today: Here's her statement.

"Australians are uniformly weird birds - a country founded on a male only penal - penile - colony - in which all the gents call each other 'mate' and fuck about in alligator boots. Case in Point? Err0l Flynn, guy was a total queer."

Thank you.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 9 September 2004 23:03 (twenty years ago)

Erm, okay.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 September 2004 23:04 (twenty years ago)

I hate this assignment. There's so much work to do and it's boring and I hate it.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 September 2004 23:04 (twenty years ago)

Hahah, Jeremy roolz. And I'm glad you've found this thread, I was feeling lonely with the lack of right-thinking Americans among these koala-taco-spurning oddballs.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 September 2004 23:06 (twenty years ago)

MY BALL IS NOT ODD.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 September 2004 23:08 (twenty years ago)

Put that back.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 September 2004 23:08 (twenty years ago)

So, Nina F0ch, who's one of my professors, felt the need to sound-off on the topic of Australia today: Here's her statement.
"Australians are uniformly weird birds - a country founded on a male only penal - penile - colony - in which all the gents call each other 'mate' and fuck about in alligator boots. Case in Point? Err0l Flynn, guy was a total queer."

Thank you.

-- x j e r e m y

Wow, it must be easy to become a professor in the States! Could you put in a good word for me? Tell her I think I can string something like that together for the students, easy.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 9 September 2004 23:09 (twenty years ago)

This unemployment lark is playing merry hell with my sanity. I just the most compelling urge to run up and down the hall doing Maurie Fields impresisons. 'YA-BLOOD-DY-MON-GREL!'

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 September 2004 23:10 (twenty years ago)

Hey, any chance to sow seeds of intercontinental discontent (interdiscontinental?) is like a clarion call for my blabbering.

and MM - she is 80. Also, I was seated and reading a monologue when she said "Jeremy, why are you directing that [monologue] at your balls?" And the whole class laughed. Not one to be one-upped by an octogenerian, I told her 'they're a captive audience, and one that's been good to me in the past,' after which she told me I was 'damned gross, but diverting.'

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 9 September 2004 23:12 (twenty years ago)

YOU'RE gross? After SHE talked about your balls?

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 September 2004 23:14 (twenty years ago)

http://charltonhestonworld.homestead.com/files/CH-Moses-Bithia.jpg talked about my balls! It was weirdly exciting!

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 9 September 2004 23:15 (twenty years ago)

damned gross, but diverting

Beautiful.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 September 2004 23:15 (twenty years ago)

THAT'S 80? Crikeys.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 September 2004 23:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.greens.org.au/plonevideo/Free_the_Refugees.mpg

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 September 2004 23:22 (twenty years ago)

Hi pals, I'm off to have a pub lunch!

― rainy (rainy), Thursday, 9 September 2004 23:22 (twenty years ago)

Lunch?? Now?? At 10:24AM??

...

Oh you mean New Zealand has its own time zone?? omg

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 September 2004 23:25 (twenty years ago)

Heh. Jeremy, ask her if she wants to come to your place to watch Caligula.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 9 September 2004 23:26 (twenty years ago)

'THAT'S NOT A TOGA!!'

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 September 2004 23:27 (twenty years ago)

rowr!

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 9 September 2004 23:28 (twenty years ago)

Woo! I now know about 90% sure when I finish up working here. About bloody time *does a dance*

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 10 September 2004 00:07 (twenty years ago)

excellent

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 10 September 2004 00:07 (twenty years ago)

Nov 30. Which gives me a chance to have all of December holidaying and relaxing, thinking on what I wanna do, then in Jan I can throw myself back into the market.

You know, the funny thing is I feel like I did at the end of year 12 - I'm like "I dont even know what I'm good at and what jobs I can do as a result!". I dont know quite where to start, unless I just go work at another telco/ISP ugh.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 10 September 2004 00:10 (twenty years ago)

can you set up a little thing which will fuck up the puters a couple of weeks after you leave?

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 10 September 2004 00:13 (twenty years ago)

Haha, I dont need to, we seem to have incompetent enough people here as it is ;)

I could tell a story about a certain intranet thats not only gonna be offline over a week but has lost 4 weeks worth of data, but I wont, for obvious legal reasons.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 10 September 2004 00:20 (twenty years ago)

(no ones saying who did it either. Interesting. I'm hoping it was 3 D33 ess)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 10 September 2004 00:21 (twenty years ago)

Whoo-hoo!! Only 2.5 months to go...

You know, the funny thing is I feel like I did at the end of year 12 - I'm like "I dont even know what I'm good at and what jobs I can do as a result!".

That's where I am now. It was fun to begin with, but now it's becoming a bit disconcerting.

Do they give you a career transition programme? Do you know any of that stuff yet?

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 10 September 2004 00:27 (twenty years ago)

Yeah apparently we're going to have a day doing CV writing and career options etc, which is a good thing, as I think Im a bit rusty on all that.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 10 September 2004 01:04 (twenty years ago)

E-e-excellent.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 10 September 2004 02:17 (twenty years ago)

Q: What kind of fuckstick writes 2,500 words about a printer?

A: This one

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 10 September 2004 06:40 (twenty years ago)

ooooh a 5 star printer. heheh

"Cons
Too cheap for its superior performance" ?

― gem (trisk), Friday, 10 September 2004 06:46 (twenty years ago)

Hi guys I'm tired and everybody else is asleep and I have to do my shitty homework.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 10 September 2004 06:47 (twenty years ago)

Also: I am 24 and don't feel I should have to do homework!

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 10 September 2004 06:48 (twenty years ago)

I'm 30 and have spent all day [successfully failing at] doing my homework so ner

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 10 September 2004 06:50 (twenty years ago)

i'm 28 and i have a property law assignment due in exactly 53 minutes. it isn't finished. *cries*

― gem (trisk), Friday, 10 September 2004 07:06 (twenty years ago)

Argh, Friday due dates suck. Do you submit it by email?

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 10 September 2004 07:07 (twenty years ago)

NO! uwa is backward as. i am at "work" in the cbd, i'm going to have to make a mad dash when i finish proofing it. probably by taxi i imagine. booooooo

― gem (trisk), Friday, 10 September 2004 07:08 (twenty years ago)

52 minutes

― gem (trisk), Friday, 10 September 2004 07:08 (twenty years ago)

its sunday night. i spent the day doing chores and pruning trees. my left arm is shaking from chainsaw holding. AND TOMORROW I HAVE TO WORK AT THE TOWER OF BABEL.

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 12 September 2004 07:49 (twenty years ago)

i helped with electric piano research and instruction on how to use a four-track. now i'm having beer.

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 12 September 2004 11:24 (twenty years ago)

morning all.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 12 September 2004 20:27 (twenty years ago)

col theres a guy on ilm looking for help finding a heavy silicon gig

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 12 September 2004 21:15 (twenty years ago)

morning kids

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 12 September 2004 21:17 (twenty years ago)

morning. i'm fucked. i'm too old to work in the garden.

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 12 September 2004 21:19 (twenty years ago)

erm gaz, do you have a link?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 12 September 2004 22:59 (twenty years ago)

I wish the cunt downstairs would stop singing all day.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:00 (twenty years ago)

col: Sydney 13th-15th september - gigs and clubs

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:00 (twenty years ago)

time for a new thread. be right back

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago)

HERE NOW

underground, overground, mongreling and sheepfuxoring free

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:02 (twenty years ago)

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