have you ever urinated on someone

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on purpose or accident
also where can i purchase an elephant

my brother peed on my head when i was little, it was an accident
that's what he told me anyways

― dancefloor (+dancefloor), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

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― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

[JohnDSinclair] one time my friend Monica got stung by a jellyfish and i had to pee on her
[peesink] hey
[peesink] post that in the thread
[peesink] thats cool
[JohnDSinclair] and i was all "how you doin'"

― dancefloor (+dancefloor), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I so tried to get Emma to step on a jellyfish in North Devon the other week, so I could piss on her foot, but she wasn't having it AT ALL.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

interesting development

― dancefloor (+dancefloor), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Once when I was about 12 years old I was at this playground and one of my friends was gigglingly drawing penises in the sand and this other guy nobody liked peed on him from up on top of a big slide. We kinda laughed for a second. Not the pissed-upon penis sand artist though.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I DID A WEE ON ME GRANS FANNY ONCE TEHN I DID A POO IN HERE FANNY IT WAS GREAT

― GARU G, Monday, 30 August 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Not directly, but apparently, my driver released a "shitload" of pee and other things on a group of tourists. I feel bad about it, but I'm willing to rub salt in their wounds by giving a free concert... huh? huh?

― DaveM (Dave225), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

real story alert. i was in NY this past new years and was hanging out with a bunch of old friends from college. my best friend from highschool joined up with us. all of a sudden she told this story i wished had been forgotten forever (but here i am telling the world in an internet message board).

so, me and my best friend from highschool are always talking shit to each other, and i used to say to her, "shut up or i'm gonna piss on you". finally one day she was sick of hearing me say it and took me up on it. we went into my back yard, she unshoe-d, i unsheathed, and i pissed on her foot.

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

RONAN TO THREAD (I R the bastard)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

back in '97 I visited a friend of mine at Middlebury College over spring break, along with a few old high school friends. We all crashed in his small room while he stayed at his GF's place. One night everyone got very drunk and passed out, and I woke up and one of my friends was pissing in the corner of the room, onto a pile of Rolling Stone magazines. I just fell back asleep, since I didn't see what was so bad about that. Of course, he didn't remember doing it.

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

so in the college dorms, a friend down the hall had a roommate that he really disliked. so one night he pissed on him in his sleep. then, later that year, he was about to do it again and the guy woke up, and he only pissed a little bit on him.

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i peed on my brother in the shower once when we were both pretty young. i thought i was being sneaky...until he said, "hey! it smells like pee in here!" i started laughing really hard. he told on me.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish I had sisters.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

CREEPY

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

WTF Sickmouthy!!

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

(attn Ronan you are off the hook forever now)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

THAT WAS A STOCK SICK MOUTHY RESPONSE AND NOT REALLY CONSIDERED. DO NOT BE ALARMED. IT WAS INTENDED TO SHOCK ONLY.

I did think better of typing it, navigate away from the page, decide to do it anyway and hit the 'back' button before posting though.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I would like to note that there is virtually no context in which the phrase "I wish I had sisters" is not creepy.

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"Going to the prom, then?"

"No."

"Sorry to hear that."

"Yeah. Wish I had sisters."

"....."

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"have you ever urinated on someone?"

Only metaphorically.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I was asked to do this once, but I declined. Not my thing at all.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Martin, for some reason whenever you tell a sex story now I assume that you were wearing a top hat at the time and acting all "Professor Higgins In 'My Fair Lady'"-ish.

I think I need help.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I concur.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm afraid I have never owned a top hat, and don't sound posh - my accent is Bristol, and don't think Cary Grant, who never sounded Bristol. Bristol is a city, but the accent is thought of as yokelish really.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

You DID do a softshoe number accompanied by full orchestra and backup dancers, though?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, that bit is right.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 30 August 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

WHEW

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 August 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I know a girl who insists that as a kid her parents made her drink her own urine.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 30 August 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

urine doesn't taste like much.

― sexyDancer, Monday, 30 August 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i've heard that by rubbing a soiled urine diaper on your baby's face, you prevent acne later in life. No shit. I've never researched it myself but you're welcome to before you start painting bullseyes on Little Timmy's bib.

sexyDancer - taste depends on the person, I think. Diet affects it dramatically as well. Like cum. Or so I've heard.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 30 August 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

roger, you scare me.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 30 August 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

The 'no shit' confuses me.

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 30 August 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

why? it makes sense, twice.

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 30 August 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd like to p on your t's.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Monday, 30 August 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

In college someone I knew peed all over his partner after he was finished with the drunken sexing. How did we find out about this? She was overheard telling her friends about it IN THE DINING HALL AT THE TOP OF HER OUTRAGED LUNGS. I guess she thought it would make him look bad, but since no one liked her anyway it kind of backfired.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 August 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

i think i had a g/f pee on me once "in the act".
she insists it was cum but i know what girl-cum bloody well looks & smells like.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 30 August 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, sometimes they like to suprise you, d.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Monday, 30 August 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

'you think' shit. you'd know pee

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 30 August 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

So, that's a "yes", then.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

well sometimes when a body is dehydrated and you know.. shooting lube etc all over the place the body will "borrow" fluids from wherever it can = not 100% sure.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I am reasonably certain that my body has never shot lube all over the place no matter how thirsty I've been.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

TEHN I DID I WEE ON ME WILLY AND IT WENT IN ME JAPS EYE AND TEHN ME NAN CAME IN AND I DID A POO IN HER FANNY THEN SHE DID A WEE AND THE POO AND THE WEE MIXED THEN I DID ANOTHER WEE

― GARU G, Monday, 30 August 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

i meant when you are getting your fuck on, smartass.
xpost

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, but unless the other person was, err, prone to heavy leakage, it's rare that anything 'streams' with quite the character and consistency of a strong female pee, no? I'd think it kinda unmistakable

Again, just conjecture.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

not that i am very familiar with the streaming qualities of lady-pee, when said wee-cum was squirted onto my person the "stream" was of an ejaculate nature. the colour/ odor of it was what put me off.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Ask Garu G.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Wee cum one.

― Faithless (Barima), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

ONCE I DID A WEE AND ME FORESKIN WENT ALL FRILLY AND IT SPREAD OUT EVERYWHERE TEHN ME NAN CAME IN

― GARU G, Monday, 30 August 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

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this is fucking gross but,
the house i lived in during college had poker games/d&d revival sessions in our basement and we decided to start collecting a bucket of urine for "whatever." Well, we made a sitpulation one night of poker that if anyone was down 20 bucks that they could get this 8 MONTH, I REITERATE, 8 MONTH bucket full of piss dumped on them. Well the most gullible of our squad took up the "challenge" aka fucking idiotic idea, and stripped down to his whities outside. We threw the bucket on top of his head, and IMMEDIATELY 5 of us puked from the swill that was brought up form the bottom of this bucket. So yea, collectively, 20+ of us pissed on one dude. porn stars aint got SHIT ON ME???$$%^^$%$%

― brock (brock), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

dudekake?

― sexyDancer, Monday, 30 August 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

D&D piss! omg! That poor fucker!

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Xpost

I totally read that as 'dude cake' which is GIVING ME IMAGES.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i heart brock

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Thankfully, google images for "dude cake" are relatively harmless:
http://www.carrollscorner.net/DevilDudeBirthdayCake.JPG

― sexyDancer, Monday, 30 August 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.carrollscorner.net/DevilDudeBirthdayCake.JPG

― brock (brock), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

whoah, simultaneous dude cake!

― sexyDancer, Monday, 30 August 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i got a great crap story if anyone wants that

― brock (brock), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

NO.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

no its funny i swear

― brock (brock), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't care.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not that desperate to lose weight.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha

― brock (brock), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

doo it.

― sexyDancer, Monday, 30 August 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo.........

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

OK
so i've got this roommate
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who had a fondness for pooping in cups/kitty litter boxes/shoeboxes etc....well one day, the guy that got pee dumpe don him had been waiting for a pair of skate shoes in the mail. these shoes were taking FOREVER to come and he missed UPS two times already, so the next time he'd have to drive to whereever to go get them. well we were all playing video games and scarypicture roommate decides to get a drink of water and INTERCEPTS UPS guy without him ringing the bell! he summons up the power to crap into a plastic bag and bury DEEP in the box. He carries the box upto pissedonroommate and he goes nuts! He tears into the box (which scarypicture roommate retaped beautifully) and he dives right into the shoebox. He pulls out all the packaging, and lo and behold, there is a turd in a plastic bag shoved in the shoe!! HE DIDNT SAY ANYTHING FOR 5 SECONDS he was so confused. other friend starts dry heaving because of the smell and I start crying cause it's one of the top ten most amazing things witnessed in my life. POO STORY END>>>

― brock (brock), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry sicky if you lost weight you wafe.

― brock (brock), Monday, 30 August 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I need to know the other nine now you fucker.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 30 August 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

he also pooped on a plate that ended up on a roommates chest while he was talking on his cellphone. he couldnt move, just cuss enphatically at his girlfriend on the other line

― brock (brock), Monday, 30 August 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"this is fucking gross but,
the house i lived in during college had poker games/d&d revival sessions"

yeah that's pretty gross

― dancefloor (+dancefloor), Monday, 30 August 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

yea. IKEA was never mentioned in our house.
CRATE AND BARREL??! nope, sorry.

― brock (brock), Monday, 30 August 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

The lesson here, I think we can all agree, is that girls are gross. Stinky, mysterious vaginal pus-spewing skuzzbuckets.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 30 August 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

It's true.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 30 August 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally C, Madchen, lauren, RJG, and Alba all heard my friend Ruth's story about going for a wee in some dark bushes in the exact spot that somebody else had decided to go for a wee. As soon as she did the wee squat she felt piss splashing warmly onto her bare ass.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 30 August 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is a little disappointing.

― purple patch (electricsound), Monday, 30 August 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i peed on soembody once because i was drunk and my blader was full and the person in question was siting on the floor and i hapened to dislike him. later that evening he peed on me in return. a graet time was had by all, really.

― :|, Monday, 30 August 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Brock's story reminded me of another one, from an acquaintance who worked construction at some housing site. One of his scut-work jobs was to clean out a sump that all the other workers had been using as a urinal for weeks. So he hooks up a pump and starts to drain it, only to run into the proverbial technical difficulties, the result of which are that he ends up taking a gusher of aged, comingled construction worker pee to the chest. Not only was he grossed out of his mind and totally ill, he apparently developed a rash where the pee-jet first hit him.

― Formerly Lee G (Formerly Lee G), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

A now ex-bf once asked me to pee on him just so he could rack it up on lists of things done. We went in my bathtub and I peed on him. We giggled. It was silly. We felt silly. We showered.

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

A now ex-bf

So I would hope!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Then he wrote a song about it.

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

*remembers that the Frogs have a song called "Golden Showers" and begins to wonder*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I had an ex who was such a raving alcoholic that one night he passed out cold from being drunk. And a little later proceeded to pee in the bed while still out cold. While I was also in said bed.

I just leapt out in horror and went and slept on the couch. It was dryly amusing the next morning when he came out and asked why I was sleeping on the couch and I just said "why dont you have a look at the bed?". He didn't recall a thing and was mortified. I made him clean the sheets, doona, and doona cover and air the mattress anyway. Stupid drunk.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

All v. nice but DID IT GET YOU HOT!!!!???

― "Special" Jones, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 06:13 (twenty-one years ago)

No, it was the middle of winter.

...what?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 06:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I had an ex who was such a raving alcoholic that one night he passed out cold from being drunk. And a little later proceeded to pee in the bed while still out cold. While I was also in said bed.

This is standard alky behavior, isn't it? I had a friend who was dating a hardcore drunk, and he pissed the bed pretty regularly. Was always very apologetic about it, but still.

― spittle (spittle), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 06:26 (twenty-one years ago)

billie joe armstrong peed on my friend's leg. it was raining, it was outside a bar, everyone was drunk, and he didn't mean to do it, it was backsplash from the wall.

― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

And your friend hasn't washed his leg since.

― spittle (spittle), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 06:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah wouldnt suprise me if it was a common alky thing. Along with being a grade-A mental case at night and then denying/forgetting all about the lot of it the next morning.

I tell you, whenever I worry I drink too much, I just think about Robin, and I realise I have nothing to worry about.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Nellie (nellskies), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

argh, why didn't that work?

― Nellie (nellskies), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 06:54 (twenty-one years ago)

There used to be a drunken vagrant woman called Chr*st*ne McK*nna who hung about the Cowley Road in Oxford, shouting abuse at people and generally being very intimidating. Whenever the Police turned up to cart her off, she'd grab hold of one of them in a tight bear hug and pee all over his leg. I don't know what happened to her, I think she's dead now.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I had an ex who was such a raving alcoholic that one night he passed out cold from being drunk. And a little later proceeded to pee in the bed while still out cold. While I was also in said bed.

I just leapt out in horror and went and slept on the couch. It was dryly amusing..

"dryly"!!!!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"billie joe armstrong peed on my friend's leg. it was raining, it was outside a bar, everyone was drunk, and he didn't mean to do it, it was backsplash from the wall. "

heh, Yellow Day...

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"billie joe armstrong peed on my friend's leg. it was raining, it was outside a bar, everyone was drunk, and he didn't mean to do it, it was backsplash from the wall."

...and then he drove home:

PUNK ROCK

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I had an ex-gf, also a major alcoholic, pee in the bed one time while we were both in it. I luckily woke up and was able to remove myself, at which time I fell asleep half-in and half-out of the closet. Breaking up with her was probably one of the smartest things I ever did, and I'm sure my liver is still thanking me.

― webcrack (music=crack), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Recently I was at a big fundraiser thingy we have here called the Beaux Arts Ball where everyone dresses like douchebags, and I was there dressed as Jesus, and when I as drunkenly peeing outside I got some splashback off the building onto my own foot. Later someone was like "JESUS! Can I kiss your feet?" and I was like "okay, but I got some wee on them" and he went ahead and did it anyway, haha.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Webcrack, you shouldn't let one bad girlfriend drive you into the closet.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, you should let your chauffeur do that.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Heh. Actually, I think she drove at least one subsequent boyfriend out of the closet, if I remember correctly.

― webcrack (music=crack), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

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