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Politcal Party Conventions Are Really Just Orgies Of Hyperbole

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aren't they?

joseph pot (STINKORâ„¢), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

The Terminator is rockin' the crowd right now.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll say. And these Bush girls are pretty, um, captivating.

Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

ha. am i the only one who prefers barbara to jenna?

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

It depends on whether or not your preference is for the blue-blooded Prescott line, or the saucy, lionesque visages from the Walkers.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Jenna has that total party slag voice. It's hilarious. Both really hot, imo.

Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 01:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Barbara likes guys from my high school. Hmm.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)

FREEDOM
(applause)
PEOPLE
(applause)
TERROR
(applause)
USA
(applause)(applause)(applause)(applause)

joseph pot (STINKORâ„¢), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

you forgot

GIRLY-MAN
(applause)
I'LL BE BACK
(applause)

Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Will ILX men implode thinking about...

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

The applause is the sublimated sound of everyone patting themselves on the back with one hand while wanking with the other.

joseph pot (STINKORâ„¢), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Corporaate Meetings Are Really Just Fora For Timewasters To Suck Your Soul Out Of Your Spine.... aren't they?

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"john wayne" got a huge applause

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i know! bigger than beating the commies! it was bizarre!

Symplistic (shmuel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

During an impromptu REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION DRINKING GAME last night, our responses to Ahnuhld:

"TERMINATE DUH TERRUHISTS"...OMG DUDES THAT'S WORTH AT LEAST THREE DRINKS

"ECONOMIC GIRLY-MAN"...HOLY FUCK DRINK LIKE TWELVE TIMES

"I'LL BE BACK"...FUCK WE'RE OBVIOUSLY GOING TO NEED MORE BEERS

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 12:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm amazed the Governator didn't somehow work "it's not a tumor" into that speech. Oh yeah and Barbara is a smokin' BABE wtf?

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, did anybody else notice that a big part of Arnold's speech was built around Jeff Foxworthy's "you might be a redneck if..." template, replacing the word "redneck" with "Republican"? That shit sent me into giggleFITS.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)


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