Having a slight crush on all your girl friends and friends' girlfriends and girlfriend's friends

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guh.

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 13 September 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

switch out boy for girl where appropriate

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 13 September 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

dude you're married.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 September 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

and your wife IS AWESOME.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 September 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

but they're all so cute

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 13 September 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

okay just kidding, I don't have a crush on your wife, JaXoN.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 September 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, Dud. Although it doesn't happen to me very often.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Monday, 13 September 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

crush doesn't mean wanting to do something, it means thinking someone's super duper cute and all that

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 13 September 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Je suis amoureux de l'amie de l'ami de mon ami.

― amateur!!st, Monday, 13 September 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Having a crush on your gay friend and you can't figure out why, C/D?

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Monday, 13 September 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

my friends usually date assholes, so no worries on that front.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 13 September 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

none of my friends girlfriends take me seriously, I think they think I am some kind of special case.

I had a long discussion with one on Friday about why my t-shirt was turqoise. I then decided to go home.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 13 September 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

so no I don't fancy them.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 13 September 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

actually, i date my share of assholes as well so i don't know why i'm getting all self-righteous.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 13 September 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

A Canadian band called the Odds explained this phenomenon in song about ten years back:

Heterosexual Man

I wanna make every woman I see
I wanna make every woman I see
Do you know what's the matter with me?
I'm a heterosexual man
just a heterosexual man

I wanna do every woman I know
I wanna do it to them in their clothes
I wanna make it with them, don't you know
I'm a heterosexual man
It's just a problem with my glands

I'm a hetero...sexual, heterosexual man
I'm a hetero...sexual, heterosexual man

I wanna make every woman I see
I wanna make every woman I see
Maybe make 'em make a baby with me
'cause I'm a heterosexual man
just a heterosexual man

I wanna have every woman I know
I wanna have them take off their clothes
I'll make it with them unless they say no
'cause I'm a heterosexual man
I'll make it with them whenever I can

I'm a hetero...sexual, heterosexual man
I'm a hetero...sexual, heterosexual man
I'm a hetero...sexual duh, duh, duh, duh
duh, duh, duh, duh

I wanna get every girl on the globe
We kiss and hug and then we disrobe
It's a short curcuit in the frontal lobe
I'm a heterosexual man
It's just a problem with my glands

I'm a hetero...sexual, heterosexual man
I'm a hetero...sexual, heterosexual man...

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Monday, 13 September 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

ugh. ack. thanks for reminding of one of the absolute worst songs of all time.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 13 September 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

that's my new theme song!

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 13 September 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"misogynist classix vol. 1"

― amateur!!st, Monday, 13 September 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

FOR THE RECORD:

I am one of JaX0n's girl's friends.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 13 September 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

There are biological explanations too (i.e. Bateman's principle)
http://evolution.massey.ac.nz/lecture5/docs/hearts.htm

Every once in a while, I do have to remind myself that we (males and females) are constantly restructuring our thinking to compete with millions of years of biological evolution.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Monday, 13 September 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

too many words

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 13 September 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

gygax, you are a treat!

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 13 September 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

lauren OTM. I did not need to be reminded about the Odds.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 13 September 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

gygax, i especially have a crush on you because you like to eat sacks of my hot and salty nutz

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 13 September 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Mmm, I can never figure out if they are your or your wife's nutz.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 13 September 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i used to have a friend like this, only it wasn't slight crushes, it was huge intrusive crushes which would often involve him cheesing onto girls despite the fact it was clear they were not interested. i told him he was sleazy, and he couldn't understand how i could possibly say that. he is no longer my friend, but for different reasons.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 13 September 2004 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

well, all of my friends are just huge flirts. i'll be sitting at one end of the table flirting with one of my friends and my wife will be on the other flirting with her boyfriend.

there's a story that gets told almost every time we hang out, but my mouth was on a friends (clothed) boob the night of my wedding.

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 13 September 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

your wife has a boyfriend?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 13 September 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

they're really relaxed out there in california.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 13 September 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

married people get crushes easily I guess

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Monday, 13 September 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

the number of people i have crushes gets out of control if i'm in a relationship.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

JaXon is always inviting us to his swing parties, but I decline

― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

i have a crush on your wife.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

mine? it's probably reciprocal!

― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

your wife has a boyfriend?

sorry, i flirt with girl, wife flirts with said girl's boyfriend

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

the movie 'Shampoo' to thread...

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

mine?

heck yes!

dan, i think you missed out on meeting kyle's hot wife at the suicide show.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

and at alldisco, which we fell asleep for, and which got flooded out anyway.

I think my wife kissed you when she saw you; she is of teh foreign origins, hence the custom, but I guess if people want to be dirty about it they can.

― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I have loads of crushes, and they are sort of semi-serious, in a way: many of them are on people I would happily go out with, as they are attractive and interesting and intelligent and I like them. I don't imagine actually asking them out, because (and I don't think this is only my own awful insecurities) they would have no interest in me (and not all of them are single or of an appropriate sexuality)(and I'm not even looking to start anything right now, for several reasons). I'm used to it. I get this for anyone I get on well with (like dozens of ILXers I know) and find attractive (and that is quite a high proportion of them). It doesn't trouble me, and I don't think it affects my behaviour towards them - I don't think they could generally guess at all - or even much the way I think about them.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I get minor crushes on people fairly often. Ok, insanely often.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

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