"Sometimes posting to ILX feels a bit like lining up all your stuffed animals and having a pretend dinner party with them."

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Who brought the Welsh Rarebit, then? It's scrummy!

― stockholm cindy, montessori emo superstar (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

what you need is one of those teddy bears that moves their mouths, when there's some noise nearby. And then get your computer to 'speak' out the posts on ILX.

I think I need to go to bed now...

― jellybean (jellybean), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

― teddy bear (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

teddy ruxpin?

lining up all your stuffed animals and having a pretend dinner party with them would actually be pretty fun. if i had more than one stuffed animal left.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

― giraffe (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/113/113_boys_peering2.gif

"More tea, Polly Prissypants?"

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

― miffy (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

that's it.

my sister had one, but she would't let me play with it

― jellybean (jellybean), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I do believe that is one of the most perfect things posted to ILX. adam ur my hero!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Now now Gabbnebington Bear, you know political punditry and canapes don't mix!

― stockholm cindy, montessori emo superstar (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 16 September 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, I think I want to cry.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 September 2004 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Now who wants a chocolate biscuit?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 September 2004 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY PUDDING!

― stockholm cindy, montessori emo superstar (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 16 September 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.deadmentellnotales.com/pirateimages/tbj.jpg

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Thursday, 16 September 2004 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"Have you heard that new Destiny's Child? It's da bomb, yo!"

http://www.teapartiestogo.com/files/teddy_bear_tea_party.gif

"Go choke on a condom full of guano, you pop whore!"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 16 September 2004 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahaha

― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 16 September 2004 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

:-)

― stockholm cindy, montessori emo superstar (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 16 September 2004 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

EXCELSIOR!

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 16 September 2004 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

It's funny because those bears are so obviously jess and gygax.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 September 2004 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

okay, then who was the guy in the glasses holding jess in that FAP photo?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 16 September 2004 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

daddino.

― stockholm cindy, montessori emo superstar (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 16 September 2004 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

"this is the thread where those flaming aussie mongrels talk to the kiwi sheepfuckers"

http://www.australiagift.com/toy_stores/allbig.jpg

― stockholm cindy, montessori emo superstar (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 16 September 2004 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Nelson from this thread obviously needs to attend this

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 16 September 2004 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Who knew antipodeans were SO cute?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 September 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

But yes, everyone should post to ILX with their teddy bears in their laps. Just in time for the mothership.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 September 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't have a teddy bear, but I'd be willing to make a little ex-jerem-avatar outta pubic hair and wax.

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 16 September 2004 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

that is entirely revolting

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 16 September 2004 04:56 (twenty-one years ago)

skip the wax, then; just use pomade

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Thursday, 16 September 2004 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

if you go down to the woods today...

― queen give it up baby give it aaaaargh, Thursday, 16 September 2004 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I am going to stick that quote to my computer and re-read it every time I start to take ILX ~~too~~ seriously. Thanks adam.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 16 September 2004 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, today's the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic? I thought it was on Friday.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 16 September 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

THe thing is is that it's not just posting to ILX that feels like this sometimes, but also life in general.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 16 September 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/jel2004/teaparty.jpg

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 16 September 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, one reason ILX is not like this is that you do feel a little strange having a dinner party with your stuffed animals if you are nude.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 September 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, they can see you!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 September 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

what kind of moron doesn't blindfold his stuffed animals when he's nude???

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 16 September 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I think you mean "gentleman"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 September 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I would never blindfold an ILXer by the way, that's just uncalled for.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 September 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

If by stuffed animals you are including the ones with the pull back string that just repeat certain phrases then yes sometimes it is.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 16 September 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Adam, your stuffed toys are ILXors?? Which ones? (can we guess?)

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 16 September 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

My stuffed animals have seen me have sex. You are all so unprogressive.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Under normal circumstances, I'd say "did they participate, or were they just observing?", but I've burnt enough bridges here in the past few days.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

You pissed off like two people, one of them out of his mind drunk, you're being so dramatic.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe I should've said "ruflled enough feathers" instead of "burnt enough bridges".

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

did the cats watch, too?

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

http://bermanbears.com/fungallerypages/images/400BikerBearCouple.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I HAVE LEFT ENOUGH BLOODIED AND BATTERED CORPSES OF YOUNG BABY GOATS IN MY WAKE THESE DAYS ON ILX, I SHALL BE FOREVERMORE SILENT.

goofball.

Anyway the stuffed animals don't participate, that is so gross.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway the stuffed animals don't participate

I feel reasonably certain that there is a veritable nation of people who would disagree with you there.

― Alex in NYC...who obviously believes needlessly smelly people should be hit with, Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Smelly people fuck stuffed pikachus?

That is so wrong and tasteless.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Now those teddy bears with wangs make a whole lot more sense to me.

And, ew.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

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Alex - that is so entirely rude and just dismaying. Think about it- you just posted something that, maybe, made you feel good for a minute - but probably made somebody feel bad for a long time.
It makes me feel bad, since I wanted to join the teddy bears picnic.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Sunday, 28 August 2005 05:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.indelibleinc.com/kubrick/films/shining/images/shining_wierd.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 28 August 2005 06:24 (twenty years ago)

I mean, I hate it when people are rude. I can't even concentrate on the tiniest of details anymore.

― aimucrhie (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 28 August 2005 06:27 (twenty years ago)

Jon's just being a troll, impersonating other people, business as usual. One of his minions always backs him up with an offensive photo or a lame comment.

― Do you not agree, you fat junkie nutjob? (Orbit), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

http://www.fantasiescometrue.com/OTHER/OTHERIMAGES/equmirdsfig2.jpg

― Poker Spam (eman), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

offensive!

― huell howser (chaki), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

ts: offensive vs. otm

― Poker Spam (eman), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:46 (twenty years ago)

Like flies on shit, aren't you?

― Do you not agree, you fat junkie nutjob? (Orbit), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.epicharmus.com/Meet%20My%20Best%20Friends.jpg

I would like you all to meet my good friends: Alleby, Glider, Nick, Scoop, Mrs. Buzzles, Mouette, Tickles, Margaret, Beak, Webster, Piyo-Piyo and Skatin' Snoopy. They are loudly wondering why I'm always on ILx and never seem to have the time -- nor the china -- to have tea parties with them.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

there was a glorious wedding at my desk today.

― huell howser (chaki), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

Great, Margaret is now smitten with jealousy and demands I find her a man of her doll-species to marry.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

xxxpost - ohh don't be so hard on yourself

― i am the fly, Monday, 29 August 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

eat me

― i am the shit, Monday, 29 August 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

shit - rhymes with hypocrite

― no thx, Monday, 29 August 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)

mmmm, this shit is tasty!

― i am the fly, Monday, 29 August 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

mmmmmm pass me some of that!

― 0rbit, Monday, 29 August 2005 03:32 (twenty years ago)

no! it's all mine!!!!

― j0n wiliiams, Monday, 29 August 2005 03:34 (twenty years ago)

I just read the latest posts and I have no idea if anyone is actually angry with anyone else or who hates one another. It can be very weird here sometimes.

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Monday, 29 August 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

thread title says it all, really

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 29 August 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

Hi Dere

― Baby Basketball (gabbneb), Monday, 29 August 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

Yes, hello, how do you do?

― baby butterscotch (gabbneb), Monday, 29 August 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

quack

― ducky (gabbneb), Monday, 29 August 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

Right.

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Monday, 29 August 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

http://www.dollbox.com/usrimage/cat_logo.jpg

Do you do the salsa?

― Raggedy Ann (RSLaRue), Monday, 29 August 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

What?

― Naca (Naca), Monday, 29 August 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

Are you. . . ?

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Monday, 29 August 2005 04:01 (twenty years ago)

This place looks like it was hit by a neutron bomb. Where is everybody?

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Monday, 29 August 2005 04:18 (twenty years ago)

They are in the logout lounge

― Logged_Out, Monday, 29 August 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

the logout dugout

― morris garage (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 29 August 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...

Mr. Piddles, Saltwhiskers, Momus and Moobear... meet Jenny, Amanda, Eric and Kelsey.

― Adam Rice Lacucaracha (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 00:27 (nineteen years ago)

Now now! Manners!

― Adam Rice Lacucaracha (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

I've never seen Adam this angry!

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

Why, you should have seen him in SF a week and a half back, a smouldering cauldron of fierce outrage and bluster. Oh wait that was me.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://babybratz.com/media/1/20050818-c2_14.jpg

― Adam Rice Lacucaracha (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.neatstuff.net/space-robots/Gear-Robot.jpg

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 00:44 (nineteen years ago)

Mr. Piddles, Saltwhiskers, Momus and Moobear... meet Jenny, Amanda, Eric and Kelsey.

That's funny, I have a song called Moop Bears on my new album!

Moop bears in the thunder
Moop bears on the idiot sea
Moop bears living under
Some plug ugly regime
In horseback boots
Clumping to the beehive
Shoot shoot shoot...

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

*claps along like a volunteer in a rest home*

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8VZ7BTr34w

― nabisco, Monday, 26 March 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

Smelly people fuck stuffed pikachus?

That is so wrong and tasteless.

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay) on Thursday, September 16, 2004 5:09 PM (2 years ago)

CLASSIC

― Eisbaer, Monday, 26 March 2007 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

Insufficient amazement at the genius of Fancy Nancy. :(

― nabisco, Monday, 26 March 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

WAHT

― get bent, Monday, 26 March 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

Smelly people fuck stuffed pikachus?

is this a palindrome?

― and what, Monday, 26 March 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

ten months pass...

my apartment building has gone emo - when i arrive home, i am greeted by a large stuffed dog wearing a doorman hat.

― gabbneb, Friday, 1 February 2008 03:31 (seventeen years ago)

ILX is the art of stuffed animal pretend dinner party-ness.

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 1 February 2008 03:34 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ orbit username

― electricsound, Friday, 1 February 2008 03:36 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://sodsbrood.com/pilgrim/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/100-0004_IMG.JPG

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:33 (seventeen years ago)

We have posted here once before!

http://web.mac.com/ben.gardner/iWeb/Site/Library%2016_files/MyPicture.jpg

― gabbneb, Thursday, 28 February 2008 05:57 (seventeen years ago)

six months pass...

I've never had a pretend party with any of my stuffed animals. Ever. :(

All they ever did was escape totalitarian regimes by escaping to underneath the couch.

― Abbott loves her turtle (Abbott), Thursday, 18 September 2008 02:13 (seventeen years ago)

how can you eat your pudding if you haven't had any meat

― art tatum HOOS & chopped (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 18 September 2008 02:43 (seventeen years ago)

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