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The one and only Roxymuzak is coming to visit England's debatably great capital in early October and this happens to coincide with my 24th year of being alive. As is traditional in such circumstances, there will be a need for imbibation of the alcoholic variety somewhere, somehow around the weekend of the 9th (Saturday) of October (might be Friday - we haven't decided yet, innit?).

Who can come? Where can we go? What can we do? Anyone got a floor I can kip on?

Don't be lightweight! Turn up!

:-) :-) :-) :-D :-D :-D :-O :-O :-O. :-O.. :-O....
(that is someone being sick after drinking too much).

YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 27 September 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Doglatin's already had too much!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 27 September 2004 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I have prophetic sympathy drunkeness.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 27 September 2004 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

we should try and go to this guy's karaoke thing if it's on... doglatin just reminded me of his website

http://www.mrboing.co.uk/home1.html

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 27 September 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

You damned drunks. Nothing but bread and water for you all!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

you're just jealous.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Well yes. BUT DON'T QUESTION ME.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I said "You're just jealous", not "You're just Jesus"!

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I prefer otherwise.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Sadly I'm not religious.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

roxy this is cool, i can't wait to meet you! you will have to fill me in on all the south knox goss.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

whee! i'll be around.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

This sounds like fun, I'll see what I can do!!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 07:29 (twenty-one years ago)

My, we're all excitable this morning aren't we? Rocktober is all looking pretty insane right now, but then it always seems to. When is Annie at the Social?

Either Friday or Saturday should be okay for me.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Nooooo not that weekend! Or if it is, can we have a FAP earlier in the week as well?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 07:47 (twenty-one years ago)

watch out liz barry will be on your case in a bit!!!!!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

More weekend FAPs are an excellent idea. Easier to relax and have a good time when the thought of having to get up at six the next morning to go to work is not eating away at the back of your mind.

"Rocktober" however is a terrible idea. Listen, Matt, I'm old enough to remember Bob Harris and DLT on '70s Radio 1 using terms like "Rocktober" unironically (and at the same time, the Top 40 was always called "the FUN 40" AARGH!)!

― Jasper Milvain, Tuesday, 28 September 2004 07:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm old enough to remember Bob Harris and DLT on '70s Radio 1 using terms like "Rocktober" unironically (and at the same time, the Top 40 was always called "the FUN 40" AARGH!)!
And your point...?

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 08:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Sweet. Roxy and tha Dogg in one sexy package! I'll be there.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 08:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Meeeeep! Tue/Wed FAP please!

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

(also: what shall I do for my birthday on Thursday 14th?)

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 08:29 (twenty-one years ago)

don't fret liz. there are plans (kinda)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 08:32 (twenty-one years ago)

(liz, i thought we'd sorted that, mortimer arms quiz and then karaoke at the pint pot, isn't it?)

and here i was thinking i could maybe try and make october a dry month...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 08:32 (twenty-one years ago)

(for tues/wed that is)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 08:33 (twenty-one years ago)

no chance of that with so many Librans on ILX.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 08:33 (twenty-one years ago)

what does lending books have to do with it?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 08:34 (twenty-one years ago)

My folks are away that weekend. Party in Devon, anyone?

― Rasputin Kitten (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

*sigh* it would be nice.

(hurrah dodgy karaoke fun on the agenda)

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 08:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Come to London, Nick.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 08:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I shall think about it, but it will depend on whether my cat dies or not. If she does, I can come to London, if not I'd rather spend one of her last weekends with her, rather than getting ratted in the capital, if that makes sense. We've had her since I was about 9.

― Rasputin Kitten (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

take her to the fap. she can have her last drinks with us.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 08:41 (twenty-one years ago)

She might have liked that in her younger days...

― Rasputin Kitten (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 08:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm old enough to remember Bob Harris and DLT on '70s Radio 1 using terms like "Rocktober" unironically (and at the same time, the Top 40 was always called "the FUN 40" AARGH!)!
And your point...?

-- PinXorchiXoR (pink{est}panther4...), September 28th, 2004.

Fule of fules this is ILx! There IS no point!!

― Jasper Milvain, Tuesday, 28 September 2004 09:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll be around. I can offer not just a floor to sleep on but a mattress and a sofabed too.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Hooray! This is gonna rock. Nick - yes, you should come down!!

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok, it can't be that Saturday. It can, however, be Saturday the 2nd cause I will already be there at 8pm that day. (Emily in being retarded about trips shocker.) As far as the next weekend (post-DL birthday), it will have to be Friday. I got my tickets finally! Yay!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Saturday the 2nd you say?

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Wahey! Sat'day is ON!

― Jedermann sein eigener Fussball (Dada), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I had a dream about Dog Latin last night!!

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Do tell? I'm sure I saw a fresher who looked just like him yesterday.

― Rasputin Kitten (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Saturday 2nd - The Swimmer

Friday 8th - someone suggest a pub already

― Brigadier Rainham Steele, Mrs (blueski), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

roxy, where are you arriving on the 2nd at 8pm? if that's when the plane's landing, you might just get into town by last orders. if you are arriving somewhere else and then bus/train/ox-carting it to london for 8pm, then you'll have the joy of turning up after we've been in the pub for 4 or 5 hours, lucky you ;)

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Oi vay enough of the "already" already my life!

― Maureen Lipman, Tuesday, 28 September 2004 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i would suggest a pub but not sure i'd make the friday yet...maybe...A BAR...

― Brigadier Rainham Steele, Mrs (blueski), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Yay, ready-made FAP! I'm arriving at Heathrow.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

DON'T TRY IT! (xpost - to stevem)

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

So, is the plane landing at 8pm? Or is that your ETA in town?

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Straight up the Piccadilly line to the Swimmer then!

My entirely predictable nomination for the Friday FAP is the Blue Posts Newman Street for four reasons.

1. It is central.
2. It is never oppressively crowded on a Friday.
3. Cheap beer.
4. The best quizzer ever.

(I will understand if you're all bored of it by now though)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Or alternatively... NEW PUB.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Plane lands at 8pm. You people start drinking before that? Sweet!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 311 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

i wasn't planning on pouncing on DL. more like avoiding todd's friend. seriously, how many times do i have to ignore his texts before he gets the clue?

kate-- when are you finished tonight? i can hook you up with todd and you can share stories about being in bands. wait, what am i saying? you can sit and try to tell him about your band and he'll talk over you and laugh at all his own jokes! wow! great fun! woo!

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 8 October 2004 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I am truly sorry DL!!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 8 October 2004 12:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Thankfully, I don't finish rehearsal until 11pm. Heh heh.

Share stories? I had more in the mind of shouting him down and smacking him about.

― Danger Whore (kate), Friday, 8 October 2004 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

hmm. as long as he got to have some 'todd time' as part of the deal, he'd probably be ok with that...

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 8 October 2004 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Incidentally DL if you are reading this you would make me a very happy man if you could provide me with a copy of that tune of yours you played in the Glasto beer tent. In return I will help you on the path to alcoholic nirvana.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 8 October 2004 12:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i wouldn't be surprised if he suddenly doesn't feel like coming

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Friday, 8 October 2004 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Do I dare ask what "Todd Time" is?

(I once dated a bloke called Todd for about five minutes back in the 80s. And then I found out he was a rent boy and his nickname was "Toddsie The Prossie" ...)

― Danger Whore (kate), Friday, 8 October 2004 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Steve, do you mean he's been whacking off all through the thread and Matt DC's just harshed his cock-on? Meh, it happens.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 8 October 2004 12:07 (twenty-one years ago)

less yap more fap

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Friday, 8 October 2004 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)

(i may have got that wrong)

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Friday, 8 October 2004 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Three hours left until a Friday evening FAP? I estimate we've got 300 more posts of yakking before anyone gets anywhere near a beer!

― Danger Whore (kate), Friday, 8 October 2004 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Matt, i have a copy of DL's CD. you can lend it off me.

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 8 October 2004 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Ahem, the official term is 'harshbuzzed his cock-on'.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 8 October 2004 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Yay, my very own new meme!!!

http://www.monitor.hr/album_tjedna/slikeidx/libertines4.jpg

― Danger Whore (kate), Friday, 8 October 2004 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm not sure if 'todd time' actually ever existed, or if it's part of the legend in my head, but it is something he may have said he needed towards the end of the relationship

(i chucked him while i was walking around home depot and he was in new york for an interview, by the way. he totally deserved it. and we got some kickass astroturf for our back porch party, as a result)

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 8 October 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure if I'm going to make this or not - I have a housewarming party to go to later, so I might come in for a pint around 7, depending on what I do after work.

― toby (tsg20), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

The 21st I'm at is round the corner, I think.

Regret that already.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 8 October 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Arrrr... enjoy the FAP, guys... I'm off to rehearsal now.

― Danger Whore (kate), Friday, 8 October 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

er, yes, have a good time, sorry won't be there, sorry.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 8 October 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Aw, DL didn't make it. :( Sad FAP, but not really. So great to meet all you Londoners. Thank for good times, I'll be back soon.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 8 October 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw Tom Ewing, last night, after the FAP.

― the bellefox, Saturday, 9 October 2004 08:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi, I'm so so so sorry I didn't make the FAP!! The trains were fucked all the way home from work (double fatality on the line) and I didn't get home till 8pm and once I'd gone to get the train to London they were all being cancelled so I don't even think I'd have made last orders. Fucking WAGN trains and fucking suiciders spoiling my FAP! Gah!

Anyone who would like to win one of five Autofire albums including the smash Glastonbury hit "Succotash Wish" then please e-mail me with your postal address and the answer to the following question:

Q: WAHT IS IT MADE?

― dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 9 October 2004 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a copy already, although I've lent it to Johnney B. It's good stuff!

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 9 October 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Awww, that picture makes me a bit sad now. ::sniff::

― Lady Totteringby-Gently (kate), Monday, 14 November 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

hahaha wtf

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 November 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

I mean what a random-ass google.

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 November 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

Never mind it is only a spambot, but still. What a funny revive.

― Lady Totteringby-Gently (kate), Monday, 14 November 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

is kate a random googler?

random. definitely though.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 14 November 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

haw

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 November 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

For a second when I saw this thread revived, I completely illogically got excited because I thought it meant I was coming back to London.

(although I have been checking Travelocity this morning for stuff around early March ;)

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 November 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

:-D

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 14 November 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

or, rather

:-) :-) :-) :-D :-D :-D :-O :-O :-O. :-O.. :-O....
(that is someone being sick after drinking too much).

YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

(what's happened to the 103 exclamation marks in the thread title?)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 14 November 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

104. actually

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 14 November 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

10 altoids

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 November 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

Also: reading through all this makes me incredibly nostalgic for last year. :(

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

Yeh, last year was great! Shame I didn't make it down though. Also sad that upthread girl and me split up the other week :-( :-(

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v198/chefgordonsgourmetbarkery/money.jpg

Here's a dog full o'money to cheer everyone up.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

I will try to cheer you all up...

http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/images/election2005/boris/8.jpg

But somehow, I don't think an attackboris is very cheery.

― Lady Totteringby-Gently (kate), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

ew, dude

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

Roxy and tha Dogg in one sexy package!
― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, September 28, 2004 4:26 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 25 January 2009 09:10 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Hi! For my 30th (yes, I know) this year, I'm putting on a gig/club/party night in my home town of Hitchin, Herts on the 9th October. Any ilxors who would dare risk straying out so close to Stevenage and would like an invite please let me know and I will add you to the (cheap-but-not-quite-free) entry list (won't be more than a quid or two). Would be nice to see you. My address is doglatin AT gee mail dot com.

― village idiot (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 12:10 (fifteen years ago)

three years pass...

Yeh, last year was great! Shame I didn't make it down though. Also sad that upthread girl and me split up the other week :-( :-(
― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:15 (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"upthread girl"

― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, 4 October 2013 12:20 (twelve years ago)

Upthread girl
She's been living in her upthread world
I bet she never had a flag post guy
I bet her mama never told her why

I'm gonna try for an upthread girl
She's been living in her TITTWIS world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a zing crew man
That's what I am

― Tuomas, Friday, 4 October 2013 12:41 (twelve years ago)

bit too close to upskirt for comfort

― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, 4 October 2013 12:42 (twelve years ago)

It's okay guys, I'm alright now :-)

― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 4 October 2013 12:53 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

am i wrong or did we actually meet Annie at the Social?

― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 17:45 (eleven years ago)

I was hugged by a nurse?!?!? When did this happen?

― Danger Whore (kate), Friday, October 8, 2004 4:08 AM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha this was THE best FAP/series of FAPs ever

does pop klinik still happen? i might steal that name

― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 17:48 (eleven years ago)

We definitely met Annie, I have photographic evidence to confirm.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 18:22 (eleven years ago)

YSI?

― bob seger's silver bullet gland (sic), Thursday, 15 January 2015 01:33 (eleven years ago)

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