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― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

99. At the Burger King

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

98. deodorant

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

98. Fall in love by the soda machine

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

96. Dial-A-Date.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

95. Drop your pen.

94. "That blue Topshop top you've got on is nice".

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

possibly my fave Ramones song ever...

or you could just put a little medina in yo' glass

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

leave your parents' basement.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

93. ILX

― TOMBOT, Monday, 4 October 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

stop making numbered lists.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Constantly praise "Sex and the City" in the presence of women.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

92. shaved balls

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

78. Chicks don't dig numbered lists??

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

91. kenny rogers

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

U ONLY CAN MEET TREATS VIA ILX

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

no.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

103. Boston Market lunch date

― Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I miss Dial-a-Date...

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

90. http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002UPC.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno, there must be quite a few places...pubs, clubs, bars, gigs? I guess here you have to be a little bold and chatty and extrovert. At work? At college, at university - here it'd probably be easier to get know someone over a period of time. Online, a minefield perhaps.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, how not where, there was a long thread about this once, I think.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

89. At a coffeeshop - wear cute glasses and bring a big book.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

88. Slay a dancefloor.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

87. At a comic convention

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

#90 is essential to any ass play.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

86. Go to a really sappy accoustic guitar performance and give her longing looks.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

But the trucker hat guy liked Weezer and Jimmy Eat World.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Bowling for Soup have a song about Trucker Hats, how cool is that??

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

a trucker hat -- also essential to any ass play.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

88. http://nitisei-kuro3wa.hp.infoseek.co.jp/George%20Benson.JPG

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.csug.rochester.edu/~williamj/emo.jpg

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Go to college and get drunk a lot.

― Tous Les Garcons S'Appellent Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Engineer a fake mugging to "prove your manly prowess".

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

But try not to knife the hobo for real.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Go to college and get drunk a lot.

This is the true answer, obv.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

85. Get your mate to work in a big office full of chicks and then get him to bring them out to pub/club/etc. That way you get all the advantages of meeting loads of fit office totty without the at-work weirdness.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

haha B.A.R.M.S, did you see "50 First Dates" recently?

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Going to college and getting drunk a lot is not the answer to picking up girls otherwise I know a lot of guys who should've gotten a lot more laid.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Be a singer in a band.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I just rely on my wit and charisma.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

84. Fuck shit up.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Somewhat recently I replied to the ever-common "what do you do?" question with "fuck shit up".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

83. Use the line "OMG! You are CUTE!" - that works. You kinda both have to be pissed on drugs though.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

haha B.A.R.M.S, did you see "50 First Dates" recently?

I wish! I watched Welcome To Colinwood for that one.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

my school is so square

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

82. Work at an upmarket clothing/department store.
81. Become a hair stylist
80. Become a dancer or choreographer.
79. Become a flight attendant.
78. Become a pornographic film actor.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

77. Get your best friend to pass her a note in class.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

76. Disguise yourself as one and infiltrate their nest! Hilarity ensues!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

75. Look a bit gay.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

74. Coat your entire self in chocolate.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

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a girl on my street smiled at me, today.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 27 March 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

When a barista frequently gives you free coffee and then today gives you a free scone what are your odds?

― harshaw (jube), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

Is it right before close and the scones would get thrown out? Also, do you look homeless? There would be a clear reason there.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

Damn it the Bobby O line was already said.

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

get one html course.

http://images.cafepress.com/product/50460124v6_240x240_F.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 05:26 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

no, really though.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

I thought this was going to be an Ian thread!!!

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

I think its a mixture of luck and constant preparedness - what some call fate.

If you are prepared to meet a person who will make you happy, you will be yourself in your best form.

With this knowledge, you will be content with yourself, and therefore more likely to meet someone who will make you happy.

I know this sounds like an immense load of overly simplistic psycho-babble, but I mean it. The first time I just said "Aw, fuck it. I'm a good guy. Just ask her out." was when I met my first long-term girlfriend. The second was when I met my wife.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

DAN PERRY'S HANDY GUIDE TO MEETING GIRLS:

1. Find a girl in a public place.
2. Walk up to her and introduce yourself.

PRESTO! YOU HAVE MET A GIRL.

― Dan (Prerequisite: SHOWER) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

UNSATISFIED PREREQUISITES

― LOLZ @ IAN (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Go bury some nuts then whip yr dick out and wave it around. Call yrself Squirrel Man.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

dan, you forgot the sex

― sunny successor (katharine), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

I saw a dude's dick in Sheridan sq today

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

describe

― sunny successor (katharine), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

As opposed to a woman's dick?????

― Dan (Eek) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

jon, was he also a gay ninja? Did he say he was Squirrel Man? If not, he prolly wasn't meeting ladies.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

He wanted a cigarette.
I said, "not until you wash your hands".

[FIN]

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

hmmm. I got panhandled a bunch this morning but no one with dick out or dirty hands, even. in fact I don't even think one of them WAS homeless.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

I got my first sexual proposal from a stranger on the street this year! :DDDDD

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

only yr 1st??! lightweight!! What up Rochester with the prudeyness?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

Girls don't offer to suck you off until they know your name, generally.

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah, it's that time again. Chalk up proposal number one for my walk home from work last night.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

Not girls I know!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

tho oddly we're all married now.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

What HAPPENED to all the girls who don't bore the crap out of me? They used to be around. I think I would bore myself if I was going out with myself. BUH.

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

Girls don't offer to suck you off until they know your name, generally.

Really????

― Dan (I Wasted My Bachelordom) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.conmicro.cx/~kturtle/diaries/stl/stl-kt11.gif

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

What HAPPENED to all the girls who don't bore the crap out of me?

OTM

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

a) They got married.
b) They got boring.

― Dan (Easy Peasy) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

Relationships often overrated!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

relationships = sex, though.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

UHHHHHH

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

so sweet.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

I left one out:

c) They got gay.

― Dan (Oops) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

i.e they went to college

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

Laurel and the womyn of knitting

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

Is this payback for making you carry that book on the train, Jon?

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

"Orgasms painted for pride"

― Dan (You Could Also Try This) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

They are so boring I don't even want to have SEX with them!

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

I got my first sexual proposal from a stranger on the street this year! :DDDDD

Man or woman, Jon?

Ian, I will help you meet girls this summer at parties. Maybe you can help me meet guys. Together we can try not to give up on relationships entirely.

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

Man or woman, Jon?

MAN

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

girls-are-slimy.eu (thanks for the warning, Calvin & Hobbes)

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

What HAPPENED to all the girls who don't bore the crap out of me? They used to be around. I think I would bore myself if I was going out with myself. BUH.

-- Ally C

Maybe we should swap cities? There are NO attractive, available, not-too-good-a-friend-of-mine, straight men in London. For the love of God, I don't want to get married, I just want someone worth flirting with. But there are loads of interesting girls.

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

don't knock knitting! last time i went to a knitting group, i got drunk and made out with a boy.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

There are NO attractive, available, not-too-good-a-friend-of-mine, straight men in London.

Hi.

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

Ally C you know interesting chicks, for sure! Isn't glasgow teeming with them?

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

Those are my friends. Where are the hot, interesting, new ones? HUH? You should move here so we can DOUBLE DATE, if we ever get dates.

― Ally C (Ally C), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha i will never get a date!

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

Cook, you are pushing the envelope.

Rosemary's story is pretty racy!

― the bellefox, Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

Mushroom Tea for Two W4m - 27
Reply to: xxxxxx@xxxxx.xxx
Date: 2006-04-13, 12:23PM EDT

I know this is a strange posting, but I've had them for a while and want to play and have fun. My friends are all married or in other states so that leaves me solo.

Looking for a creative, artistic, intelligent, fun, cute/good looking/stylish straight guy who wants to get silly this weekend. Please send a picture...chemistry is important for these types of experiments.

If you are not doing anything for the Holiday weekend and want to hallucinate, I want to meet you. oh, also, you must like dogs, because I have one.

* this is in or around Park Slope
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Friday, 14 April 2006 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

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