― Gra C. Nole, Thursday, 7 October 2004 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 7 October 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 7 October 2004 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 7 October 2004 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)
http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/rubyshot.jpg
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)
my guess is that in his warped and desperate mind he thought he would impress the cubans and soviets by killing kennedy, whose administration was ordering attempts on castro's life. he had unsuccessfully attempted a month earlier in mexico city to get a visa to cuba, and even allegedly offered a representative (at the soviet embassy if i remember correctly) to kill kennedy.
there are several other strands of evidence and counter-evidence though, and it gets really murky and complicated. depending oon who you believe oswald may have even been manipulated by both pro-castro and castro agents for various reasons, which may or may not have been related to the assassination. who knows?
but the evidence suggests oswald mostly likely killed kennedy, whatever his motivations.
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Thursday, 7 October 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)
― briania (briania), Thursday, 7 October 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Thursday, 7 October 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Thursday, 7 October 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)
From the Onion
― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 7 October 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 7 October 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 7 October 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 October 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 7 October 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 7 October 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)
― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 7 October 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)
― Huk-L, Thursday, 7 October 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)
― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 7 October 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 7 October 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)
― Huk-L, Thursday, 7 October 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 7 October 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 7 October 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― andy, Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)
― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)
http://www.prouty.org/nixon.html
George Bush Sr. was working for the CIA at the time, dealing with cubans, but that's another story.
I love me some conspiracy theories.
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 7 October 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 7 October 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 8 October 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 8 October 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 9 October 2004 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 9 October 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)
Former Texas first lady Connally dies
By Kelley Shannon, Associated Press WriterSeptember 2, 2006
AUSTIN, Texas -- Nellie Connally, the former Texas first lady who was riding in President Kennedy's limousine when he was assassinated, has died, a family friend said Saturday. The 87-year-old was the last living person who had been part of that fateful Dallas drive.
Connally, the widow of former Gov. John Connally, died late Friday of natural causes at an Austin assisted living center, said Julian Read, who served as the governor's press secretary in the 1960s.
As the limousine carrying the Connallys and the Kennedys wound its way through the friendly crowd in downtown Dallas, Nellie Connally turned to President Kennedy, who was in a seat behind her, and said, "Mr. President, you can't say Dallas doesn't love you."
Almost immediately, she heard the first of what she later concluded were three gunshots in quick succession. A wounded John Connally slumped after the second shot, and, "I never looked back again. I was just trying to take care of him," she said.
She later said the most enduring image of that day was the bloodstained roses.
"It's the image of yellow roses and red roses and blood all over the car ... all over us," she said in a 2003 interview with The Associated Press. "I'll never forget it. ... It was so quick and so short, so potent."
Read said Connally had been sitting at her desk writing thank-you notes when she died.
"She has been extremely active and vital the past few days and weeks," he said. "It's a shock to all of us."
In 2003, she published a photo-filled book -- "From Love Field: Our Final Hours with President John F. Kennedy" -- based on 22 pages of handwritten notes she compiled about a week after the assassination and rediscovered in 1996.
Texas Gov. Rick Perry called Connally "the epitome of graciousness."
"Long before she was propelled into the national spotlight from the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, she was a Texas icon," Perry said in a statement.
Connally, formerly Nellie Brill, met her husband at the University of Texas in Austin, and they married on Dec. 21, 1940.
John Connally managed several political campaigns for fellow Texan Lyndon B. Johnson, including his 1964 presidential campaign. Connally was elected Texas governor as a Democrat in 1962 and won re-election twice, serving three two-year terms.
He was treasury secretary in the Nixon administration and ran for president as a Republican in 1980, when Ronald Reagan was elected. John Connally died in 1993.
Nellie Connally helped raise money for many charities. In 1989, Richard Nixon, Barbara Walters and Donald Trump turned out for a gala to honor her and raise money for diabetes research.
"I've never known a woman with Nellie's courage, compassion and character," Walters said. "For all her ups and downs, I've never heard a self-pitying word from her."
John and Nellie Connally suffered financial difficulties after he left office. Private business ventures after 1980 were less successful than John Connally's career as a politician and dealmaking Houston lawyer. An oil company in which he invested got into trouble, and $200 million worth of real estate projects went sour, and he ended up filing for bankruptcy.
Nellie Connally served on the Board of Visitors of The University of Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center since 1984, and a fund in her name raised millions for research and patient programs. The Houston hospital's center for breast cancer also is named for Connally, a survivor of the disease for more than 15 years.
About a year ago, Connally moved back to Austin after decades in Houston.
Survivors include her daughter, Sharon Connally Ammann, two sons, John B. Connally III and Mark Connally, eight grandchildren and seven great-grandchildren.
Funeral services are pending. She is to be buried near her late husband in the Texas State Cemetery in Austin.
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)
― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)
There was a documentary, maybe a couple of years ago, that pretty convincingly dealt with every doubt/conspiracy theory including the 'magic bullet' one. IIRC it was to do with the fact that the seats at the back were higher than the seats at the front, and that the front of the car was more narrow at the front. Or something. Anyway, by the end of the documentary I was completely won over to the Oswald-acting-along side.
― Teh littlest HoBBo (the pirate king), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)
― Teh littlest HoBBo (the pirate king), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)
1. Oswald did it and he was a lone gunman, without any assistance whatsoever.
2. Oswald was a patsy and INSERT CONSPIRACY HERE did it.
Why not
3. Oswald was solely responsible for physically shooting Kennedy, but he was aided/abetted/instructed in doing so by party or parties unknown.
― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)
― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)
I've always thought that this was the most likely explanation.
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:54 (nineteen years ago)
― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)
That's kinda what I believe too. With the CIA & FBI knowing all about it, but looking the other way.
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:22 (nineteen years ago)
wasn't like 30 minutes of Stone's JFK spent on this?
― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:45 (nineteen years ago)
― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Thursday, 14 September 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)
This documentary (that I mentioned earlier) looked into that as well, and the gist of it was that there had been so many supergrasses over the past 40 years that it was unthinkable that if the mob had been involved the truth wouldn't have come out by now.
― Teh littlest HoBBo (the pirate king), Thursday, 14 September 2006 08:36 (nineteen years ago)
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 14 September 2006 08:40 (nineteen years ago)
SEE
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 31 May 2025 01:54 (eight months ago)
I, too, say there was more than one problem when I fail to prevent a world changing problem at work
― 145 feet up in a Jeffrey Pine (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 31 May 2025 02:42 (eight months ago)
lmao
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 31 May 2025 02:43 (eight months ago)
or when i CAUSED the problem…
"it could have been anyone"
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 31 May 2025 12:45 (eight months ago)
I may have mentioned it before, but one-man public domain content machine Greg Goebel had an incredibly thorough microsite about the JFK assassination, which appears to now only be available via the Wayback Machine:https://web.archive.org/web/20131123221428/http://www.vectorsite.net/twjfk.html
Oswald comes across as a massive dick who had a troubled but not overly awful childhood, and was then given opportunity after opportunity to better himself, but screwed it up time and time again. He comes across as the type of smirking, self-satisfied "I'll show them how smart I am" person who was competent enough to shoot JFK, lucky enough to briefly get away with it, but not smart enough for any kind of long-term planning. Nowadays he would probably have a Youtube channel, except that he didn't appear to have the self-discipline to actually knuckle down and pump out content.
Goebel also covers the conspiracy theories that appeared afterwards, none of which come across as convincing. It strikes me that arranging to clandestinely get rid of JKF by having him shot in public, in a way that might not have worked, was bad planning. It would have been simpler to pay a gunman to shoot JFK, and then arrange for that man to be shot while resisting arrest. Or to lure JFK into a giant freezer with Jolly Rancher candies, which would have the advantage of removing JFK from the picture but also leaving open the possibility of reviving him if the Communists didn't play ball.
Goebel's conclusion was that people would just stop caring, and over time no-one would remember JFK or the conspiracy theories, which is fair enough.
― Ashley Pomeroy, Saturday, 31 May 2025 12:47 (eight months ago)
I completely forgot that Rob Reiner was into JFK assassination theories and hosted a ten part podcast about it with Soledad O’Brien. https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119-who-killed-jfk-127000428/
The podcast isn't particularly informative if you've watched or read any other assassination material (crucially, there's no mention of the important "maybe his head just did that" theory), but in the final episode he does name four people he's convinced are the potential assassins - all of whom have been implicated in the assassination by others:Jack CannonHerminio Diaz GarciaJohn SouetreChuck Nicoletti
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 22 December 2025 23:28 (one month ago)
Oswald comes across as a massive dick who had a troubled but not overly awful childhood, and was then given opportunity after opportunity to better himself, but screwed it up time and time again. He comes across as the type of smirking, self-satisfied "I'll show them how smart I am" person who was competent enough to shoot JFK, lucky enough to briefly get away with it, but not smart enough for any kind of long-term planning. Nowadays he would probably have a Youtube channel, except that he didn't appear to have the self-discipline to actually knuckle down and pump out content
Pretty weird post. Aside from the facts of his childhood which seem to suggest it was difficult and lacking in love, it is strange to simultaneously say "he'd have been a YouTuber today!" as a pejorative then in the same breath praise YouTubers by saying he wouldn't have been talented enough to be the YouTuber you say he would have been. It's also just weird to apply this frame to the past. And it's an odd thing to say about a person who does not appear to have had much confidence or connection in their life. Doesn't mean you have to like them or they deserve sympathy, just a very odd series of conclusions which even a cursory few facts easily dismiss.
― LocalGarda, Tuesday, 23 December 2025 00:27 (one month ago)
I’d partially buy that take! It takes some level of ongoing effort to set up a successful YouTube enterprise, what with all the equipment, editing, technical knowledge. Oswald wasn’t a dabbler per se, but he didn’t really commit to anything long term.
I buy that he was the actual assassin. He was erratic but not committed, to the point where multiple agencies had an eye on him but he wasn’t worth scooping up. He defects, he returns, he’s a bad husband and father, he’s never really succeeded or committed to anything. He decides to shoot his shot, literally, and suddenly everyone’s panicked because this guy who perpetually dabbles with things that could be seen as subversive actually does something.
I think most youtubers are pitching at a lowest common denominator but they’re committed to it if they’re successful. The uncommitted man occasionally squeaks through.
― mh, Tuesday, 23 December 2025 02:11 (one month ago)
Would hit that subscribe button on that Oswald YT so fast!
We need an Oswald rn aimirite lads?!
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 23 December 2025 07:29 (one month ago)
Well if he wasn't capable of being a YouTuber then it isn't true to say he'd have been a YouTuber. Again though it seems a strange frame to look through. He seems to have done worse things and experienced worse things than reducing assessment to "I hate YouTubers".
― LocalGarda, Tuesday, 23 December 2025 09:12 (one month ago)
what Ashley said was that Oswald would have a Youtube channel. plenty of people start posting videos and never get any traction and let them languish without ever becoming successful Youtubers, not sure what’s hard to understand about that
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 23 December 2025 13:03 (one month ago)
It's not hard to understand, it's just an absolute mindless point.
― LocalGarda, Tuesday, 23 December 2025 13:06 (one month ago)
i also think it’s reasonable to infer, in context, that the Youtuber comment was an extension of or an elaboration on the portrait painted by Goebel in the linked material rather than a straight-ahead opinion but ymmv
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 23 December 2025 13:09 (one month ago)
Y'all gotta start thinkin' on a different level like the CIA does. We're through the lookin' glass, people! Here, white is black and black is white.
― The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 December 2025 13:13 (one month ago)
Other ppl from the JFK universe who should've had a YT channel: Jim Garrison, Willie O'Keefe, David Ferrie and ofc Mr.X!!
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 23 December 2025 13:16 (one month ago)
“would Lee Harvey Oswald have been a Youtuber” is precisely the kind of mindlessness i come to ilx for, i didn’t realize we were only supposed to have deep important thoughts on the jfk thread
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 23 December 2025 13:19 (one month ago)
I wouldn't say deep and important is the opposite of mindless but to each their own.
― LocalGarda, Tuesday, 23 December 2025 13:45 (one month ago)
Oswald used to stand on the street yelling about Cuba. Seems like he'd have done better with a Twitch stream.
― This Thrilling Saga is the Top Show on Netflix Right Now (President Keyes), Tuesday, 23 December 2025 14:10 (one month ago)
I think if Cervantes was alive today he would probably own a smartphone.
― a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 23 December 2025 14:14 (one month ago)
Cervantes would be into AI
― This Thrilling Saga is the Top Show on Netflix Right Now (President Keyes), Tuesday, 23 December 2025 14:16 (one month ago)
Don Quixote would be using Uber.
― Donald Crump (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 December 2025 14:18 (one month ago)
He'd be big into LARPing.
― This Thrilling Saga is the Top Show on Netflix Right Now (President Keyes), Tuesday, 23 December 2025 14:19 (one month ago)
Jay Gatsby would be a Silicon Valley tech lord.
― The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 December 2025 14:32 (one month ago)
Chaucer would probably be writing on a computer! Makes you think.
― a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 23 December 2025 14:37 (one month ago)
when you think about it, newspapers were like the social media of the time
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 23 December 2025 14:41 (one month ago)
Hitler would definitely have a phone
― LocalGarda, Tuesday, 23 December 2025 14:42 (one month ago)
And a podcast no doubt!!
He was the leading influencer in Germany in his pomp tbf
― Donald Crump (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 December 2025 14:43 (one month ago)
Hitler would be a free speech bro
― This Thrilling Saga is the Top Show on Netflix Right Now (President Keyes), Tuesday, 23 December 2025 14:48 (one month ago)
You might even say Ezra Pound was the first intellectual dark web podcaster.
― This Thrilling Saga is the Top Show on Netflix Right Now (President Keyes), Tuesday, 23 December 2025 14:49 (one month ago)
Hemingway would have tweeted some incredible very short stories.
― LocalGarda, Tuesday, 23 December 2025 14:51 (one month ago)
Henry VIII would have a reality show to pick his next wife.
― This Thrilling Saga is the Top Show on Netflix Right Now (President Keyes), Tuesday, 23 December 2025 14:53 (one month ago)
Jesus would have been a backpack rapper.
― This Thrilling Saga is the Top Show on Netflix Right Now (President Keyes), Tuesday, 23 December 2025 14:54 (one month ago)
Jesus would have been what we now call “a little woo-woo”
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 23 December 2025 15:01 (one month ago)
He would totally be one of those young bros who are into Catholicism.
― LocalGarda, Tuesday, 23 December 2025 15:05 (one month ago)
Trad-Naz
― This Thrilling Saga is the Top Show on Netflix Right Now (President Keyes), Tuesday, 23 December 2025 15:17 (one month ago)
I'm reading Stephen King's 11/23/63 at the moment and very much enjoying it.
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 23 December 2025 16:36 (one month ago)
"it is strange to simultaneously say "he'd have been a YouTuber today!" as a pejorative then in the same breath praise YouTubers by saying he wouldn't have been talented enough to be the YouTuber you say he would have been"
My point is that Oswald would have been a natural fit as a modern-day YouTube talking head - he thought highly of his own opinions and was keen to share them with strangers - but he didn't have the commitment or the focus to make it in that arena. The internet is full of people like him. He was a big-headed egoist who spent his life convinced he was the smartest person in the room, but every time he tried to apply himself he failed, because he wasn't as smart as he thought, and he didn't have the commitment to improve himself. Time and again [insert bulk of original post].
Now, whether you love or merely adore Mr Beast, it's impossible not to be awed by his work ethic. Mr Beast transformed himself from nothingness into the world's most beloved YouTube personality, and I mean that most sincerely. Whereas in contrast Oswald lived his life like a... candle. That's right. A candle. A candle in the wind. Never knowing which way to turn to when the rain set in. His personality was built on frustration, anger, and a total lack of self-awareness.
As far as I can tell he didn't even expect to successfully kill JFK - he had no coherent escape plan, no pre-prepared speech - so the one significant thing he achieved in his life was an accident. During his police interview he maintained that he was a patsy, and that the police weren't smart enough to work anything out, and then he was killed. And all the press wanted to know was whether he slept in the nude #toosoon #christmasnumberone #folsomprisonblues
― Ashley Pomeroy, Tuesday, 23 December 2025 23:37 (one month ago)
but every time he tried to apply himself he failed
uhh, with one notable exception
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 23 December 2025 23:39 (one month ago)
Nobody's going to tell me that kid shot like he did from that bookstore. They say that Oswald got off three shots with world-class precision from a manual bolt-action rifle in less than six seconds.
According to his Marine buddies, he got Maggie's drawers. You know what that means? He wasn't any good.
― omar little, Wednesday, 24 December 2025 00:06 (one month ago)
Sometimes you just get lucky
― This Thrilling Saga is the Top Show on Netflix Right Now (President Keyes), Wednesday, 24 December 2025 01:06 (one month ago)
My point is that Oswald would have been a natural fit as a modern-day YouTube talking head
Apart from the fact he was an ostracised misfit.
the internet is full of people like him
The rest of the post just seems like too much brandy in the trifle but feel free to fire away again.Which people are not on the internet? The internet is full of people like everyone.
― LocalGarda, Wednesday, 24 December 2025 01:10 (one month ago)
"Lee Harvey Oswald would have been a very silly internet bro, also what if the pope actually smoked dope!!!"
― LocalGarda, Wednesday, 24 December 2025 01:11 (one month ago)
The type of guy who starts a one man “Fair Play for Cuba” group and hands out pro-Castro flyers in Texas is certainly the kind of personality who today would do stunts like handcuffing himself to the Twitter office door or whatever.
― This Thrilling Saga is the Top Show on Netflix Right Now (President Keyes), Wednesday, 24 December 2025 01:13 (one month ago)
Yes cos we've never had people on the street saying stuff until the last three years or prior to the Kennedy assassination
― LocalGarda, Wednesday, 24 December 2025 01:15 (one month ago)
Best King novel after he got sober, absolute travesty what they did to it with the James Franco series.
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Wednesday, 24 December 2025 01:21 (one month ago)
he thought highly of his own opinions and was keen to share them with strangers - but he didn't have the commitment or the focus to make it in that arena. The internet is full of people like him. He was a big-headed egoist who spent his life convinced he was the smartest person in the room, but every time he tried to apply himself he failed, because he wasn't as smart as he thought
There but for the grace of god.
― LocalGarda, Wednesday, 24 December 2025 01:27 (one month ago)
Come on, this guy moved to the Soviet Union on a whim and then came back because it was kind of lame. He would definitely do attention grabbing stunts but didn’t have the follow through to put together an Infowars.
― This Thrilling Saga is the Top Show on Netflix Right Now (President Keyes), Wednesday, 24 December 2025 01:30 (one month ago)
He’s like those alt-right guys who move to Hungary for the fascism but get disappointed because there are a bunch of rules.
― This Thrilling Saga is the Top Show on Netflix Right Now (President Keyes), Wednesday, 24 December 2025 01:32 (one month ago)