Bill O'Reilly is Finished

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This lawsuit reads better than a trashy novel:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris17.html

― Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 16 October 2004 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Bill O'Reilly: "Bush sucks"

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 16 October 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahaha oh man.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 16 October 2004 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

better than the Starr report, even.

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Saturday, 16 October 2004 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Something about men who wear cardigans . . .

― Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 16 October 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

If there's a tape of those comments about Franken and Roger Ailes look for it to take up about 30 minutes of discussion in "Outfoxed 2: Electric Loofa-loo"

― Chris Marx, Saturday, 16 October 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I've heard way too much anti Bush talk. God when will they liberals shut up? It was fine for the first 4 years, not it's just annoying.

― Sir Dante Evans (Sean3), Saturday, 16 October 2004 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, when WILL they liberals shut up? Not? Lawer? Eder?
It's a mystery.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 October 2004 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

first item

― Cynthia Nixon Now More Than Ever (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 16 October 2004 06:21 (twenty-one years ago)

But it occurred to me as I was leaving Fox News that there has to be a talented DJ out there who can't stand O'Reilly. So, Mr. DJ, why not sample him barking, "I want to go to a gay bathhouse," put a catchy beat under it, and release it as an underground dance single? An ambitious DJ might make a video to go along with the single—a video that showed Bill O'Reilly barking, "I want to go to a gay bathhouse!" over and over again. If someone pulls together "I Want to Go to a Gay Bathhouse!", I'm positive it will be the surprise dance hit this winter in Ibiza. And wouldn't that be lovely?

This sounds like a job for ILX!

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Saturday, 16 October 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

My dream is for Bill O'Reilly to sing Changing Faces' "Stroke You Up" into a camera while holding a falafel.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 16 October 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Gross, I can't believe I read that over lunch.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 16 October 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

A lunch of falafel and runny hummus?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 October 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Oreilly's ideal anal creampie involves yogurt sauce, cucumber, and raita!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 16 October 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

runny hummus

guess who hates you.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 16 October 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't eat falafel but ruin hummus for me and I'll never forgive you.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 16 October 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i've heard that fox's official copy of that broadcast has the "gay bathhouse" comments edited out.

― Cynthia Nixon Now More Than Ever (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 16 October 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I ALWAYS MADE FRIENDS WITH WOMEN BEFORE BEDDING THEM DOWN

― Jimmy Mod, Los Sexx Yanqui (ModJ), Saturday, 16 October 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

in what must be the smoothest PR move in recent history, fox is going to fire the accuser pending a judge ruling that the firing cannot be deemed retaliatory.

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Saturday, 16 October 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

sexcellent!

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Saturday, 16 October 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the way he used a vibrator on himself.

― redfez, Saturday, 16 October 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the grossest thing ever to happen.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 16 October 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Forgot about M.A.R.V.!

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 16 October 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

guess who hates you.

All creamy and...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 October 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I ALWAYS MADE FRIENDS WITH WOMEN BEFORE BEDDING THEM DOWN

-- Jimmy Mod, Los Sexx Yanqui (Mod...), October 16th, 2004. (ModJ) (later)
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Yeah, that was one sentence that realy stuck in my mind too. No unconscious objectification going on there, right.

― Vic (Vic), Saturday, 16 October 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll take off your gown,
And then I'll bed you down,
I'm an American Man!

― mark farner (nickn), Saturday, 16 October 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Would recordings of the conversations even be admissable as evidence, if she has them?

― Pangolino (ricki spaghetti), Saturday, 16 October 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

does Bill O'Reilly get poo on his penis?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 16 October 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Would recordings of the conversations even be admissable as evidence, if she has them?

Does it matter? Lewinsky tapes got around in the media and smeared the shit out of Clinton. All I ask for is that Bill be smeared the shit out of.

― Bill's Dildo, Sunday, 17 October 2004 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

does Bill O'Reilly get poo on his penis?

or his vibrator, for that matter?

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 17 October 2004 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

falafal, more to the point.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Sunday, 17 October 2004 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

and he got her to scream by then wiping it on the curtains

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Sunday, 17 October 2004 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)

This is super funny if you imagine Milton from Office Space saying all this dirrrty stuff instead of Bill O'Reilly

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 17 October 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone see "Outfoxed" yet? It's on Movies-On-Demand right now and I wanted to reach through my TV and strangle O'Reilly and the entire Fox group of assholes.

― redfez, Sunday, 17 October 2004 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

And now, immortalized in opera form:

http://www.alternet.org/blogs/video/70910/

― polyphonic, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

That is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

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― Andi Mags, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

Whoa.

Meme it!

― Z S, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

HO LEE SHIT

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

That doesn't really sound like "The Messiah".

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://www.politico.com/blogs/michaelcalderone/1108/Wolff_Murdoch_absolutely_despises_OReilly_.html

crackup continues

― gabbneb, Saturday, 29 November 2008 10:00 (seventeen years ago)

i haven't watched o'rielly or olbermann much since the election... is the ratings battle still tight or has it swayed back towards o'rielly?

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Saturday, 29 November 2008 10:52 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

When O'Reilly met Damiano:

"In the beginning I used to think that all my performers were the really together people. People that could understand themselves and their own sexuality and people who were open and free to new ideas. But the more I became involved the more I realized that this was all a façade and basically, and I'm not speaking for everyone, but most of them – they're really fucked up. Really fucked up."
The waitress brought the check.
"So you're really the only one who has it all under control?"
To which Gerard Damiano, the high priest of porno-chic, replied: "right."

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 August 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

four years pass...

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2015/02/24/oreilly-lied-about-suicide-of-jfk-assassination/202655

― IHeartMedia, the giant broadcaster formerly known as Clear Channel, (stevie), Friday, 27 February 2015 14:38 (ten years ago)

so it WAS David Ferrie!

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 February 2015 14:40 (ten years ago)

What oreilly heard was echoes....echoes!

― da croupier, Friday, 27 February 2015 14:45 (ten years ago)

His explanations for every exaggeration and mistatement are sometimes entertaining. His threatening the NY Times reporter probably just makes his Fox audience happy, and simply confirms for the rest of us the typical Fox tv personality that he is

― curmudgeon, Friday, 27 February 2015 14:50 (ten years ago)

eight months pass...

Did this get posted already? I checked a couple of Reagan threads, and there's no George Will thread. It's from a week or two ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YGzXYSzzxE

Amazing in that they work for the same network.

― clemenza, Thursday, 12 November 2015 00:02 (ten years ago)

I laughed my ass off when I saw that. Really funny.

― Austin, Thursday, 12 November 2015 00:23 (ten years ago)

b.o. can be an asshole even when he's right

― aaaaablnnn (abanana), Thursday, 12 November 2015 00:25 (ten years ago)

"hard news chief mike clemente"

― big fat rascal (will), Thursday, 12 November 2015 00:30 (ten years ago)

Discussion here: What's A Good Biography of Ronald Reagan

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 November 2015 00:34 (ten years ago)

Thanks

― curmudgeon, Thursday, 12 November 2015 15:55 (ten years ago)

two years pass...

Here’s the Tip of the Day: many clothing companies have stealthily cut back on material, so order your stuff one size larger than you are. I am 6’4”, 210 pounds and an XL used to do it. Not anymore. Now XXL.
— Bill O'Reilly (@BillOReilly) December 20, 2017

― k3vin k., Wednesday, 20 December 2017 02:59 (eight years ago)

rip big guy

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 03:05 (eight years ago)

that's xxl guy to you

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 03:28 (eight years ago)

Just find a catalogue joint that makes Tall cuts, douchebag.

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 03:36 (eight years ago)

Tip of the day: shop online, read the sizing charts, own your own tailor’s tape and get the fuck used to being an adult

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 03:38 (eight years ago)

Bill O’Reilly is Finished ...having his clothes picked out by other people like he’s a goddamn 10 year old going to his dad’s fourth wedding

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 03:40 (eight years ago)

Sorry that’s mean

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 03:41 (eight years ago)

lol "honey these pants shrunk!"
"sure dear"

― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 03:44 (eight years ago)

Can we all agree this fuckhead is a spoiled piece of shit, a snake oil grifter, a liar plain as day, and a wannabe rapist, who also doesn’t even know how to dress himself, and call it a day

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 03:44 (eight years ago)

tough but fair and balanced

― k3vin k., Wednesday, 20 December 2017 03:45 (eight years ago)

we'll dress him live

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 03:50 (eight years ago)

Fucking shirt sucks!

― Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 03:58 (eight years ago)

I used to buy 12 instead of 14 but thats because of beer not cost cutting.

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 03:58 (eight years ago)

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=119897041

― omar little, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 04:02 (eight years ago)

u look very fit m8 :) :)

― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:31 (eight years ago)

Good to see another guy who is 6'4"

― omar little, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)

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