Calum Vs Ken C

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who has posted more stupid shit to ILE?

let's suspend all judgements based on intended malice here.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Calum, he can be offensive some times.

Ken C is a laugh.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

is anyone seriously upset by Ken?

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I've posted more stupid shit than either of them!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't think i could tell you a single thing ken has posted

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

That's true.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Really, we should BAN Ken C because he joined in with the ALL FUN ALL THE TIME SICK MOUTHY VERSUS STEVEM PHOTO thread, despite being neither myself or Stevem.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken C is a lot funnier, and a lot less prone to ott personal attacks. Plus, he says "pwned" a lot, and "pwned" makes me laugh.

I think I'll swap computers and either watch "once upon a time in china" or play vice city on the other non-internet box.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG ILM WAS SO MUCH BETTER IN AN UNSPECIFIED TIME BEFORE KEN C SHOWED UP.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Calum also does not post to I Love WWE, thus: no love.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't care about when ILX was better.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken's funny, I didn't realise anyone even considered him compatable to Calum.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

or if it was better.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I LOVE KEN AND WILL BUGGER ANYONE WHO SPEAKS AGAINST HIM.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

is anyone seriously upset by Ken?

You *know* the answer to this.

I think Calum is a complete and utter twat, but his posts don't upset me as much as Ken's do.

― caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I really don't understand how Ken bothers people so much. Am I missing large chunks of his posts?

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken is a twat but Calum is so pathetic I feel sorry for him. Calum wins.

― Michael B, Monday, 8 November 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, prepare to be buggered.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Wha??? Are people seriously upset by Ken C?

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken is funny! And not offensive. Unless I missed something (for what it's worth, I don't find Calum offensive either, just exceptionally tiresome).

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

OH NO! PUNS!

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

ailsa, OTM.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

finally a thread about me!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

well half of one

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't understand how anyone could be offended by Ken C.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Except me; I think he's a cunt.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

RONAN GET ONE LIFE THEN SHOVE IT UP YO ARSEY

― oops (Oops), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken, get half a life.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

BUGGERY AHOY!

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

ken's a dickhead

(will you bugger me now pls n/a?)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

BUGGERY FOR ALL!

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

MERRY BUGGERSMAS!

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll just close the dooor here on my way out. 'Night boys.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

just leave the backdoor open tho ay?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Until I recently called him on it, Ken has posted on virtually every ILE thread I've posted on, making cruel and snide attacks at me, which other people probably wouldn't notice. Oddly enough, he used to do it on Sinister too - but only started after he'd met me in person.

You can tell that he is genuinely doing it, and that it's not just me being paranoid, because he *hasn't* done it on the occasional threads that I've started anonymously.

(I imagine - but I'm not sure - that it's him who has persuaded everyone else to no longer invite me into the AIM chatroom, even though they used to, and even though I've posted my nick on the AIM thread several times. I have to admit, this *might* be me being paranoid, and it might be somebody else doing it.)

He did email me about it. Ken, if you're reading, I'm sorry for not replying, but I don't see the point when you're just going to keep denying everything.

Also, prepare to be buggered.

Woohoo!

― caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Huh? What's wrong with Ken? Kenan and Caitlin, could you elaborate on your dislike a bit, because I really don't get it...

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Caitlin, without knowing neither you or Ken any better, you *do* sound a bit paranoid.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think Kenan has posted on this thread.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken constantly takes the piss out of everyone?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken's funny.

I just realized that no one's ever called me a cunt, I don't think.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, Ronan. Damn your British names.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Kenan is American.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

And Ronan is Irish.

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

(and, leaving apart any personal dislike for the moment, his inane-crap-to-interesting-posts ratio is rather worse than most posters - although there are probably a few that are lower)

― caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.gerweck.net/johnheidenreich.jpg

"Hi, I'm John Heidenreich, and I wholeheartedly endorse Ken C's ILX posts"

― John Heidenreich (Dom Passantino), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

WHY IS NED RAGGETTE FATTEE

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken should probably answer to Caitlin's post, I'm finding her accusations a bit difficutl to believe, but then again I don't *really* know any of you.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

everyone's saying "ken c" this and "calum" that. why aren't they saying "bible" this and "jericho" that?

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon, wtf?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

WAIT KEN DIDNT INVITE ME TO AOL CHAT EITHER HE IS HITLAR

― jushinthunderliger (deangulberry), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 88 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

I much prefer wet humor --

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/fish/images/othe-lamprey.jpg

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

JOHN KERRY AND HIS LIBERAL FRIENDS IN CONGRESS VOTED TO RAISE TAXES FROM A PREDATOR SHIP IN CAMBODIA

IT WAS A PREDATOR SHIP

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Holy dentata, Batman!

xpost

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:12 (twenty-one years ago)

ps - the above was an xpost!!! xpost

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I just designed an image that's
TOTALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK AND IS A LAMPREY VAGINA LADY AND ALSO YES, I KNOW I AM DISTURBED.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Why did I just click on that at work? I'm a mentalist :/

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:59 (twenty-one years ago)

my work is complete!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 06:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm more concerned about the lumpy bit on her left butt cheek.

― mancomb seepgood (papa november), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 06:50 (twenty-one years ago)

mancomb seepgood = inspired brilliance.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 06:55 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont really understand the ken hating. i mean ive always been jealous because he forever kills me on the dance dance revolution machines. but, i dunno, ive learned to get past that. sort of. cunt.

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 07:01 (twenty-one years ago)

There's not enough love for Lynskey's post up there.

I have to say, Lynskey's post above is the best thing I've read this week. And I know it's only Tuesday; but I love it, too.

I'm also still on Sinister - although it's a bit academic because it only seems to get about three posts a week now.

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 07:55 (twenty-one years ago)

that many???

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 07:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going to say 2, but decided it would be an underestimate.

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 07:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken C you big old meanie!! You know I love you more than my trainers!! *mwah* *mwah* *darling*

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I love ken c. I don't always get his jokes but he is funny. I think I always get Calum's jokes and they are very unfunny.

― Cathy (Cathy), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 10:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe Calum is impersonating Ronan? Ken, you're very accomodating.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)

are you calling me fat?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

no, he's saying you have a loose anus

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I drink beer with Ken C.
Ken C lent me GTA3.
I have danced with Ken C.
I have touched Ken C.
And I get to beat Ken C at tennis, so he is OK.
I think he is OK on ILE. Some posts are very witty and well-timed, others are just silly. Some are actually serious.

I don't know Calum, although we did exchange emails when I was planning a trip to Edinburgh. We were going to meet for a drink. I never made the trip. We never met. He seemed like a nice chap. I ignore most of what he does on ILE that annoys people.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Rob that was THE ULTIMATE in ILX super-wang Pokemon and you let it slip through your fingers!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 10:48 (twenty-one years ago)

it's so true

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

calum : jandek :: will oldham : ken c

― cºzen (Cozen), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

what did i let slip? what's pokemon?
i moved here from canada and they think i'm slow, eh?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Matt was referring to ilx0r gotta FAP 'em all

it's so true, our courage best will pull us through.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks to this thread, in my mind, Ken's ass is synonymous with the frisking scene in The Mask.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:13 (twenty-one years ago)

perhaps if calum were to actually meet mark c, ned, martin and norm in the flesh he'd drop the banal desperate-attention-seeking abusive act?

what if one of us ended up on This Is Your Life one day...

"he irritated you like a wasp hovering around your beer and never made you laugh once - you thought he was just a microscopic blemish in the tapestry of your life, barely a footnote...well he's here tonight!"

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

... ken c

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

... only joking!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

it would be funny if even Vernon Kaye (who would doubtless be presenting this futuristic revival of the show) called him ken c

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

None of us will ever end up on This Is Your Life as the programme has been discontinued.

Even if the programme had not been discontinued, it is unlikely that any of us would have ended up on it, with the possible exception of Momus.

― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i maintain faith that the show will return one day (along with The Krypton Factor)

and i will finally find fame as leader of a international dance-combat troupe

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

But who would he be a guest for?

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Alan McGee (oof)

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

J0hn D3rn1elle?

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I am fully planning on being on This is your life one day. even if it means i'll have to revive it myself (i'll become stinking rich and buy off the BBC if needs be).

and I'd be pretty damn surprised if at my This Is Your Life episode, I appear! to meet myself!!

Pleasantly surprised, mind.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Cloning will be scientific fact by the time you're stinking rich - face it, you're butt-poor

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i had to open a bottle of leffe with my teeth the other day because i couldn't afford a bottle opener.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

ken c is a god among men, a charging rhinocerous of love

― debden, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i maintain faith that the show will return one day (along with The Krypton Factor)

Please can they return combined into one show?

"In our next round, our contestants are blindfolded, and must assemble these perspex blocks into a square, to make a picture of our next guest, somebody who was always there for them throughout the 1980s."

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, there's a I Love WWE???

― alex in montreal, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah! look on this page! http://ilx.p3r.net/index.php

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

BEST THREAD EVER. Ken has been victimising me with obscene text messages, so we hates him.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

although the messages were so dirty, that I've started to like him.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Both are idiotic pussies compared to me.

― Super-guy, Wednesday, 10 November 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

Dunno

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

Calum also does not post to I Love WWE, thus: no love.
-- Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:16 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

where's the love gone dom?! ;_;

― ken c, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:23 (seventeen years ago)

actually i guess that's where it's gone ;_;
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=65

― ken c, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

ken c is the root of all of britain's moral decay

― DG, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

it was all chris benoit's fault.

― ken c, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:42 (seventeen years ago)

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