Things not to say to your S.O. when they're mad

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

wife is mad at a coworker of hers. i suggested they pudding wrestle.

not the best

― JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you Dan all of a sudden?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, dan to thread. i'm sure you have some winners!

― JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

or alex, in the middle of arguments, do you say things like "putrid defecation"?

― JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

JaXon, let me guess: you are somewhat pudgy and doofusy, work in some kind of blue-collar job, and are constantly saying things that are either dopey and hilarious or witty and hilarious. Meanwhile, your wife is attractive, thin, perky, yet sarcastic. You live across the street from your wacky in-laws, and your best friend is black. You have 3 young kids, although one of them looks suspiciously different from last season, oops, I mean last year. Finally, everything you say is punctuated by hysterical laughter that emanates from thin air.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i have seen JaXon's wife mad and I would not suggest she wrestle in pudding, this was a dumb thing to do!

I have found that it pretty much anything I saw when my S.O. is mad is the wrong thing to say. I really should just go very far away and wait until things blow over.

― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

she doesn't like pudding? what kind of person doesn't like pudding?

― sowhatifimonmysticrecords (deangulberry), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

much less two hundred and forty dollars worth of pudding?

― kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

When the chips are down, a partner's well-meaning stabs at levity offers a chance for the momentary respite one dearly craves, surely? I guess it doesn't always work out that way. JaXoN you could try having a tape recorder handy on you and playing the opening bars of "No One is to Blame" by Howard Jones the next time this happens.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, that was a funny thing to say. Someday she'll understand that.

Just don't say something like... "I don't care." That never goes over well.

― Kenan (kenan), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm sorry. We're you saying something there?"

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"You know I can't hear you when the water's running."

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Whatever you do, don't tell her it's no big deal, because it might be to her.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Also not recommended: "Shut your pie hole." I know "pie hole" is pretty hilarious, but still that's not likely to play well.

― Kenan (kenan), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"What does that have to do with the fact that my feet still don't have slippers on them?"

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I think anyone with an S.O. is too chickenshit to post anything to this thread.

That would include me.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Shel Silverstein's suggestion

― Kenan (kenan), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

The difference between someone being mad at you or mad at someone else makes an enormous difference.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Not matter how fair game it seems, no matter how often they do the same to you when the situation is reversed, it is absolutely imperative that you DO NOT bring up similar instances in the past in which the roles were reversed.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, shel was a dirty man

n/a, i'm trying to place your reference. which show is it from. i almost thought it was Malcom in the Middle (one of the few shows i watch), but the kids didn't change

― JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

It is a reference to YR LIFESTYLE.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

obviously

― JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"You're over-reacting."

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.