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the programmers here buy it in bulk. it looks even worse than slim jims, and the commercials are beyond annoying. die, little screaming pepperami man! die!

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 18 November 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, i'm kind of bored. oh well.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Them's fightin' words in these parts

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I miss pepperamis actually! They smell lovely!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I wanted to try one before I saw the phallic symbol they use for advertising. Pissed-off penises = BAD NEWS.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Peperami HOTT is where it's att. So good on pizza!

― Ol' prune face (Mark C), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

At first I read that as you saying the phallic mascot was Hott!

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, dear.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Pepperami is nice to eat.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

am i really the only person who thinks it's VILE?

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

What would be the plural of Pepperami? Pepperamis? Pepperami? Pepperamii? Pepperama?

xpost - no, but you and all the others who share your opinion are wrong.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I think slim jims and similar stuff are vile, and I fuckin hate the commercials. I'd rather eat grass.

― sgs (sgs), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

yay!

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Am I the only person who as a nipper would chew the white plastic stuff between the wrapper and the sausage itself because it would be completely saturated in flavour and the actual pepparami itself was so insubstantial?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm not your friend anymore.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh dear I appear to have said the same thing on the other thread.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

And you weren't the only one, either. Idiot Matt.

― Ol' prune face (Mark C), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I have never considered and doubt I ever will consider eating this muck.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

yay!

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I too miss Pepperami. No point in importing it over here though, they'd just fuck it up in transit.

(I expected a comma after 'will', shame)

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I want one now REALLY BADLY! See how this thread has backfired?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Apperently there's some new extra-hot version. I want to try it.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Nnnnnghhhhhh, my stomach.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Lauren is totally right, peperami is one of the most vile substances masquerading as 'food' ever. It makes you feel bad all over. It's very distressing that so many decent pizzas are corrupted by it.

― The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Having it on pizzas is wrong. Pizzas are real food, and much as I enjoy the odd pepperami, I'd be the first to admit they have little or nothing to do with 'food'.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I enjoy ultra-processed cheese in the same way y'all enjoy pepperami.

― The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

never tried it and never will - those ads have been on the go for about 10 years - i can't believe they don't just make everyone feel nauseous.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i knew i could count on you, jed.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

You can get *Pepperami* pizzas now?

**as opposed to pepperoni, which is kind of a different animal wrt to how it's served on pizzas.

The ads are fun. Ade Edmonson as a talking sausage with boots...actually, there could be a stereotype in there.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

ultra-processed cheese and peperamis are both fine guilty pleasures

― robster (robster), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

The new hot one, the Firestick is incredibly nippy.

Just saying.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Cheesestrings (and it's nudge-nidge-wink-wink name).

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Are there any grown ups who eat dairylea lunchables? They look absolutely foul.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure if I approve of this firestick thing. Sounds like pepperami fannydangle from where I'm standing.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Cool it now, hot rod.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't eat pepperamis. Now, Picnic Eggs - they are a different matter.

Is Pepperami anything like Biltong? They look similar.

― 3underscore (___), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Pepperamis are fantastic. A few years ago my girlfiend was supposed to be "geurrila marketing" it to students, but the boxes of them supposedly meant for 'sample purposes' never left our flat. NumNum.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

If I was "guerrila marketing" it to students, I'd surreptitiously place an inflatable Ade Edmondson in every common room.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

remarkably, i have never eatern a Pepperami in my life

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

i salute you.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I will bring you one tomorrow night, Steve.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i didn't say i wanted one.

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

never had one. those kind of snacks seem to be more popular in Britain. people have strong objections to phallic meat imagery in food over here.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

as they pour glistening milk over their Lucky Charms

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think they actually sell Lucky Charms in Ireland.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

DELETE STEVEM!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Can't believe he turned down free meat.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

now kofte kebabs, that i'm bitin'

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I like all phallic meat.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Ew, Lunchables, my pathetic ex's mother used to make him up a lunchbox to take to his work, and one day it consisted of this foul abomination. Even his asbestos lined bin-gut couldn't handle the ridiculous conglomeration of cracker, ketchup and mechanically-recovered ham which posed as 'mini-pizza'.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw an advert for these new pitta bread ones which come with these little cubes of flourescent pink ham.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Jay Kay to Emma Bunton: "Can I lick your beef?"

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i much prefer jerky

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

pepperami are excellent fishing bait - carp love them

― Porkpie (porkpie), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

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