Lambs are cute. I find myself very intolerant of people that eat them.

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Cute things should not be eaten. Especially by people that, to me, don't have as much value as a nice cute fluffy lamb. Why does - say - Nick have rights but not a poor lamb?

― C_Zar, Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:13 (twenty years ago)

Because Nick can hold a fork, and a lamb is an idiot with hooves.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:16 (twenty years ago)

Calum, I'm guessing you're an ugly shit. Does that mean that I can eat you?

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:17 (twenty years ago)

eeew, but would you want to?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:18 (twenty years ago)

i mean.. ewe...

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:18 (twenty years ago)

they were made for eating and keeping us warm. do you eat any meat?

― lucifer, Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:18 (twenty years ago)

Don't eat ugly shit. Or any shit for that matter.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:19 (twenty years ago)

But, gyros!

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:19 (twenty years ago)

Er, that might have been an unfortunate x-post.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:19 (twenty years ago)

this man is a bit of a hypocrite though, he had no hesitation in eating my cute little tadpoles of life last week.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/kenjuggle/seem.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:19 (twenty years ago)

Salad is cute too, but still, I eat it without guilt.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.gearloose.com/gyro3.gif

xxxpost

― Huk-L, Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:20 (twenty years ago)

Wot loser bothered to save a pic to their PC? Man, you guys are obsessed... I love it! 101 posts on the Pete thread in about 2 hours. This place should be renamed "The C.Man Appreciation Site" immediately.

― C_Zar, Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:21 (twenty years ago)

Cute things should not be eaten.

Oh, but it's okay to eat ugly things like cows?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:22 (twenty years ago)

101 posts on the Pete thread in about 2 hours

I believe we were talking about Pete Docherty though.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:22 (twenty years ago)

I love lamb. I like it when the mint sauce and gravy amalgamate. Yummy!

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:23 (twenty years ago)

cows aren't ugly! delicious yes, but not ugly

― Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:23 (twenty years ago)

the cman appreciation site is here, idiot
http://ilcman.proboards38.com

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:23 (twenty years ago)

What about ugly things like cowboys?

― Huk-L, Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:24 (twenty years ago)

You guys crack me up.

Except Nick, who is just a fool.

― C_Zar, Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:28 (twenty years ago)

A fool, yes, but also kinda lush, so I'm sure no one would want to eat me. I'd be quite happy if Calz got malaria.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:29 (twenty years ago)

he's cute though.

i'd eat him.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:30 (twenty years ago)

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:30 (twenty years ago)

So lush you spend all your time on here? LOL. I never much liked people full of themselves (including women).

― C_Zar, Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:32 (twenty years ago)

I work in a university library = my job is to be on the internet. Also it is holidays. Also I've not been on here much in the last three months. Also I have a girlfriend who is even cuter than me.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:34 (twenty years ago)

http://www.animalrightsmalta.com/veggielisa04.jpg

― Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Only masochistic cannibals are full of themselves.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:34 (twenty years ago)

http://www.norwich-school.org.uk/comenius/roast-lamb.jpg

― Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:40 (twenty years ago)

Nick, it's not my job to judge... but your girlfriend is not on a par with anyone I've been out with. Of course, she could have a nicer personality than all of them - in which case good on you - but then she wouldn't be dating an arrogant tosser who posts pics of her online and has an ego the size of a planet. Really, I would avoid you at a party and probably smash you in the face if I was drunk. I imagine most of my friends would react the same way... so your bird must be a twat.

Plus, I seem to recall you write reviews online, unpaid I presume, and you an NME writer on here once tore you a new asshole. I find that funny because it seems to me you're obviously - despite your boasts - not making a living out of what you want to do.

― C_Zar, Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:43 (twenty years ago)

But like the Muphys...

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:45 (twenty years ago)

..I've not bit her?

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:45 (twenty years ago)

Calz just insinuated that my girlfriend was ugly, referred to her as a "bird" and then called her a "twat", right?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:48 (twenty years ago)

haha c-zar thinks that you have to be ugly to be on the internet all day because he is ugly and he spends all day on the internet, and he had never met anyone different.

the poor sod!!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:49 (twenty years ago)

this is awesome, he's finally cracked

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:51 (twenty years ago)

He didn't say she was ugly, he said she didn't look like anyone he'd been out with.

Assuming Emma isn't wipe clean, and wasn't bought in a box, this is probably true.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:53 (twenty years ago)

Whatever. Thread is boring now. Posts will likely stop once I'm gone and there's nothing of interest left. I'll kick of a 100 post beauty soon to keep you all entertained...

― C_Zar, Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:53 (twenty years ago)

Also didn't he suggest Doomie had torn me a new asshole?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:54 (twenty years ago)

WE LOVE YOU, CALZ. DON'T EVER LEAVE US.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:54 (twenty years ago)

Calum thinks lambs are cute.

― lambfucker (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:55 (twenty years ago)

If I say I don't need anyone
I can say these things to you
'Cause
I can turn on any one
Just like I turned on you
I've got a tongue like a razor
A sweet switchblade knife
And I can do you favors
But then you'll do whatever I like

Chorus:

Here I am
And you're a Rocket Queen
I might be a little young
But honey I ain't naive
Here I am
And you're a Rocket Queen oh yeah
I might be too much
But honey you're a bit obscene

I've seen everything imaginable
Pass before these eyes
I've had everything that's tangible
Honey you'd be surprised
I'm a sexual innuendo
In this burned out paradise
If you turn me on to anything
You better turn me on tonight

Chorus

I see you standing
Standing on your own
It's such a lonely place for you
For you to be
If you need a shoulder
Or if you need a friend
I'll bee here standing
Until the bitter end
No one needs the sorrow
No one needs the pain
I hate to see you
Walking out there
Out in the rain
So don't chastise me
Or think I, I mean you harm
Of those that take you
Leave you strung out
Much too far
Baby-yeah

Don't ever leave me
Say you'll always be there
All I ever wanted
Was for you
To know that I care

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:55 (twenty years ago)

cman is just jealous because nobody invited him to the AIM chats.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:55 (twenty years ago)

Lamb is really fucking tasty. I have a leg in my fridge, which I will roast tonight, with of course the requisite mint jelly. What should I serve it with? I was thinking polenta and steamed spinach.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:06 (twenty years ago)

You guys are really, really not smart. Like, amazingly stupid and annoying.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:14 (twenty years ago)

What is polenta anyway?

I'm currently trying to find somewhere to buy good lamb in Madison because I want to make gyros at home later this week.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Polenta is kinda like fancy Italian grits.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:17 (twenty years ago)

There's nothing fancy about polenta.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:21 (twenty years ago)

Well, compared to American grits, I'd say it's fancy.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:22 (twenty years ago)

Compared to American grits, I'd say hot pockets are fancy.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:23 (twenty years ago)

dude, you don't want to use good lamb for gyros!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:25 (twenty years ago)

wow we sure are obsessed with ~~calum~~hot fresh meat

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago)

i know i am. i like it when it's semi-decayed too.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:30 (twenty years ago)

thank you guys. i really, really, really can do with a lamburger just now. hunger hunger!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:31 (twenty years ago)

Nickalizioso, Ah can assurah yew, zat in Eetalee, polenta, eet eeza simpol dish.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:33 (twenty years ago)

ESCOOZEE

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:40 (twenty years ago)

Ah sinka zat, from nowa on, ah calla yew 'Nicalizioso'. Eez more sessy, no?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:43 (twenty years ago)

dude, you don't want to use good lamb for gyros!

Do I want to use grade-B lamb? I don't even know where I can get some ground lamb around here.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:01 (twenty years ago)

This thread is a grade-B controversy, a rollicking, fast-paced argument that the whole family can enjoy, from baby sis on up to the senile old. Now showing on a double billing with Attack of the Haters.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:21 (twenty years ago)

Dan Perry OTM. Seriously, Calum wins this thread. I think he loses the Pete Doherty thread on ILM. But he wins this one. It's a very weak thread. But all threads count, and Calum wins this one. The girlfriend stuff is insane, as usual.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Friday, 24 December 2004 02:35 (twenty years ago)

I don't eat lamb.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 24 December 2004 02:40 (twenty years ago)

LAMB OF GOD

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 24 December 2004 07:06 (twenty years ago)

i think the lambs win in this thread. At the end of this thread we've come to realised that lambs, while cute, are also exceptionally tasty.

Back of the net!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 24 December 2004 09:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.kimn.net/vent/shari3.jpg
"I dont want to go in the gack of the net!"

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 24 December 2004 09:09 (twenty years ago)

Nick, it's not my job to judge... but your girlfriend is not on a par with anyone I've been out with.

Nick, its not my place to say, and i hope this doesn't cause undue offence, but mrs nick = teh hottness. hubba hubba...

― stevie (stevie), Friday, 24 December 2004 09:20 (twenty years ago)

It's the five pence pieces pressed into her forehead, isn't it? Sadly she wont let me do it to her very often.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 24 December 2004 09:22 (twenty years ago)

let's get this thread to 100 posts, guys

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 26 December 2004 01:08 (twenty years ago)

i tried buying frenched lamb chops at the grocery store. i had no idea they were so expensive!!!!!!

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 26 December 2004 01:38 (twenty years ago)

I'm so getting a lamb kabob tomorrow

― Gator Magoon (Chris Barrus), Sunday, 26 December 2004 01:45 (twenty years ago)

let's get this thread to 100 posts, guys

Tough shit Ken. Its Christmas boys and girls. Go and do something fun.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 26 December 2004 02:43 (twenty years ago)

nine years pass...

https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/EA74733E711116205523256131584_24a9d20f4c8.5.1.14936800251659354495.mp4?versionId=wSxHQpw1R0JXLAGetWpuvI21GnlwpCBG

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)

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