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So I spent the night out with a mate, dancing at some terrible club. The DJ was shite - playing some great tunes but couldn't mix for shit. The clientele were mostly british backpackers, which was slightly annoying.

SO.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

my condolences. go to bed.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

That's good advice but I don't think I'll take it just yet.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Classic or dud = classic

Search/destroy = Gareth's "I kill you with guns" is perhaps the eternal highlight of this genre, but I welcome other suggestions.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Ned there's no time for your trainspotting here. This is serious business!

I will be in Cali in late Feburary!! Don't you know this is importnat!

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

yeah - if its a c/d, then the answer is totally totally totally CUH-lassic.

― peter smith (plsmith), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

This thread has no specific mandate. Classic? Dud? These words have no meaning now for I am DRUNK.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

I see your Kill You With Guns and raise you one ARE YOU REALLY READY FOR SOME BLOOOOCLAAAAT JUNGLE TECHNO???

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

god i miss that grumpy drunken bastard

― Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

when was the last time he posted anyway?

(surely me, the commander of the ilx database, could figure this out)

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

I will be in Cali in late Feburary!! Don't you know this is importnat!

I believe you sir.

when was the last time he posted anyway?

Just yesterday! Over on ILM.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

I don't want you anywhere NEAR the database in that state. You might, like, accidentally delete everything or something.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

*checks* Oh wait, you meant Jess rather than Gareth.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

Look I'm just about on the edge of deleting everything here

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

yeah we might lose another feature all of a sudden.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

HEY KEN C WHY DON'T YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

i mean i'd really love to spend a few hours optimising the last read feature but i'm a bit busy right now earning money to live and spending my two free hours each day seeing my friends

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

Andrew, we wuv you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

I just like that I just showed up at work and people are still/already drunk.

This reminds me of working on a movie, once, that consisted almost entirely of night shoots. I would have dinner with my girlfriend, go to work all night and come home just as she was going to work. We had Fridays and Saturdays off (when we weren't working 6 day weeks). The UPM (Line Producer) and I became friends and one Friday morning, after a long night and week of shooting, she asked me where, nearby, we could get a drink. I knew of a nearby dive that opened for its crapulent clientele at 6 AM and we proceeded to get rather drunk. It was a low-budget flick with an inept and tempermental director and after our hard work we felt we well deserved it. Around 9:30 my gf called from her work and asked where I was. I explained genially that C (the UPM) and I were at Danny's getting drunk. "You guys are drunk and it's not even 10 AM!" she exclaimed and I reminded her it was Friday evening by our workweek and C deserved it, even if I didn't (though I did). The next time I saw my gf's colleagues they gave me the most scurrilous looks.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

Totally unfair.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

i would complain about something else andrew but you seem to have enough on your plate just now so i'll let you off. hope you had a good night drinking though :)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

Jeeze boy do I regret posting this.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

I wonder how long I'm gonna keep beating myself up for the stupid-assed post I made very early Saturday morning? I should NEVER post to ILX while intoxicated.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

Andrew you've been very well-behaved. In fact I think this thread needs far more shameful revelations and/or spelling.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

Indeed, reading over this it seems I have a miraculous ability to type while under the influence.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 6 January 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

I will be in Cali in late Feburary!! Don't you know this is importnat!

so fucking jealous.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 6 January 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

Andrew, I actually suspect you of lying. You're not drunk at all. (and happy belated cumpleanos)

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 6 January 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

Well I'm not drunk now. I was drunk up until "Totally unfair."

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 6 January 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

still highly comptentant posting for supposedly being drunk.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 6 January 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)

Could someone post a link to the original "kill you with guns" post?

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 6 January 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

I'm one of those guys who gets really eloquent when I'm drunk so maybe that's why.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 6 January 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

"still highly comptentant posting for supposedly being drunk. "

Comptentant? You're cut off! :)

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 6 January 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

i've got better things to do than edit my ilx posts. sorry.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 6 January 2005 03:52 (twenty years ago)

Well that was unnecessarily narky.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 6 January 2005 03:54 (twenty years ago)

Sorry--that wasn't meant as criticism; just a joke about the theme. Honestly though, if we really had "better things to do", would we be spending our time typing is some pointless glorified chatroom?

speaking of posting drunk, I officially apologize to anyone who was offended about my Ayn Rand post that involved high-caliber handguns & genitalia. It was brought on by a rage cocktail of painkillers & Canadian Club.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 6 January 2005 03:56 (twenty years ago)

no, I just am not a stickler for grammar and stuff online and I hate it when people get on me about it. I type about 120 words a minute, think twice as quickly and can't be arsed to go back over my stuff. Besides I'm "on" during the day in terms of having to constantly monitor my speech and writing in front of the kids and I don't even get paid enough then! ;)

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 6 January 2005 04:00 (twenty years ago)

Anyway, the legendary post and thread:

i kill you with guns

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 January 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

Okay so I'm posting drunk again. Ask me questions.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 7 January 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

What's the ETA for Unread Answers? ::ducks and runs::

― I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 7 January 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

What is the meaning of life?

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 7 January 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Howo do yuo spel dispomaniac?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 7 January 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

Looks like I went to bed before I got a chance to answer any questions.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 8 January 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

A fun game to play drunk...

Use your mouse to [b]keep the drunk guy from falling over![/b]

http://www.wagenschenke.ch/index2.htm

― Triple Ho, Saturday, 8 January 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

i almost fell over tonight at a club cos i fell asleep standing up but grabbed hold of a pole just in time. woot

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 8 January 2005 04:34 (twenty years ago)

ANDREW YOU BASTARD YOU ARE FAR TOO COHERENT TO BE DRUNK. DRINK MORE. ALSO YOU HAVE MAGNIFICENT EYEBROWS. I WILL NOT REMEMBER WRITING THIS IN 12 HOURS.

boo, gnight, kthxbye

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 8 January 2005 05:12 (twenty years ago)

I'm kinda drunk again (3 pints consumed while sick with a cold and having taken a couple of extra strength nighttime cold caplets). What way does the water go down the toilet there, Andrew? I GOTTA KNOW.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 8 January 2005 05:42 (twenty years ago)

― saltbox and a rubber ball (Speedy Gonzalas), Saturday, 8 January 2005 07:45 (twenty years ago)

;)!

― saltbox and a rubber ball (Speedy Gonzalas), Saturday, 8 January 2005 07:46 (twenty years ago)

"Hey everybody! Let's all take a shower!"

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Saturday, 8 January 2005 08:20 (twenty years ago)

hi dere i finished off my whiskey,
i think we still have bacardi should i drink that too? or will i get sick
hmmmm
what mixes good with rum i thibnk we have some diet coke

― xAARONHZx, EXTREME ILXOR LOOK ALL CAPS (AaronHz), Saturday, 8 January 2005 08:41 (twenty years ago)

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hi teeny j blount and i have th interenary planned out now. we area kinding of baking on you joining us or everything is fucked. also we only got 3 seats so mr teeny is ano-no-no. these are great seasts thou. so if you want to come [what fucking board am i on anyway NOISBOERD OR SEOMT SUC SHIT???] just drop one of us aline and we'll give you the trip of yr lifetime. transre this to ilx thax.

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 22 January 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

shit this is on ile. plkz mv thx.

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 22 January 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

wtf am i talking ahbout, disregaerd thsoe posts. christ.

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 22 January 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

tenny i wan to fuck u not that i wd .

uhhh, i am gion to go get some water and praolly some alchol. mmbe some sleeping pills cuz this ain't noraml. or mbe just some more xanax. i felel GOOD!!!

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 22 January 2005 12:31 (twenty years ago)

ij gtz u hyst drabj tge kast if TGE 199 ORIIF VIDJA0000 NY PARENTS 100 proof voda. this was prolly not a good idea.

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 22 January 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)

SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 22 January 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

i better but it away afore my parents wajke up...jc my mom is genreally up like 1 hr ago what am i THINKING. hoyls hit.

xoist what.

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 22 January 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

h i trayce whats yr conjuectin junction

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 22 January 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

uh tracy otom sosry

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 22 January 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 22 January 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe I'm not hung over, I didn't have any water or anything. Man I had fun though. It would totally be fun to have you guys come over for a Cards game, email me or start a thread when the season starts, whatever.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 22 January 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

Hmm. Does posting pleasantly buzzed count?

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 20 December 2009 07:11 (fifteen years ago)

hi Ned

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 20 December 2009 07:15 (fifteen years ago)

Hi there!

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 20 December 2009 07:30 (fifteen years ago)

I may have done this a time or two.

― dyao mak'er (The Reverend), Sunday, 20 December 2009 14:01 (fifteen years ago)

the first time I got high I posted to noise board, it wasn't pretty

― iiiiiii've banned goooons beeeefahhhhhhhhh (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 20 December 2009 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

nine months pass...

guy at bar asked me to write haiku about waffles

Ruffles have ridges
I've never been to Belgium
I want you. Waffles.

― sarahel, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 08:40 (fourteen years ago)

hahaa
oh the demands of guys in bars o_O

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 12:07 (fourteen years ago)

I often have total posting diarrhea when I'm a bit pissed with nothing but the internet for company. Sorry about that.

I realise I've just painted rather a sad picture of my life.

― rhythm fixated member (chap), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 12:23 (fourteen years ago)

I want you. Waffles.

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 13:11 (fourteen years ago)

I want you,

xoxo
Waffles

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 13:12 (fourteen years ago)

nine months pass...

i'm drunk but not drunk enough to scan this thread to see if i had posted something embarrassing. also, my typing skills are still around 80%.

bourbon and coke zero. the bourbon is probably a little too expensive to dilute this way, but even then, i'm only pouring 2 oz. at a time.

― feta coulis (get bent), Thursday, 30 June 2011 09:16 (thirteen years ago)

not drunk enough *not* to scan this thread. touche.

― feta coulis (get bent), Thursday, 30 June 2011 09:16 (thirteen years ago)

coke zero is the only diet type coke drink that isn't actually disgusting. i was very surprised by it.

i am not drunk posting, it's 10.17am here, but i am hungover, and as i'm not at work until sunday there's a fair chance i will be drunk posting before long.

― Introducing the Hardline According to (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 30 June 2011 09:18 (thirteen years ago)

Diet Coke and Coke Zero are only good for me if mixed with bourbon. Otherwise, it's the real deal or nothing.

Also, you're more than 80% coherent.

― Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 30 June 2011 09:18 (thirteen years ago)

Fun fact I picked up along the way: Diet Coke is based on the "New Coke" formula from the 80s. Coke Zero is based on the classic Coca-Cola formula that worked just fine for 100 years (and I liked it at first, but soon grew weary of the aftertaste).

― Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 30 June 2011 09:20 (thirteen years ago)

new coke came out in 1986, but diet coke came out in 1982.

― feta coulis (get bent), Thursday, 30 June 2011 09:38 (thirteen years ago)

99% coherent

― mookieproof, Thursday, 30 June 2011 09:38 (thirteen years ago)

unless the formula for new coke was lying around some back office for years and then diet coke just ripped that off

― feta coulis (get bent), Thursday, 30 June 2011 09:38 (thirteen years ago)

99% coherent

time for a refill!

― feta coulis (get bent), Thursday, 30 June 2011 09:40 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, the New Coke formula had already been developed and they launched it first with Diet Coke and later with New Coke. (My friend Leslie had a bee in her bonnet about it and actually contacted Coca-Cola customer service to find out what the deal was when Coke Zero launched.)

― Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 30 June 2011 10:45 (thirteen years ago)

it is conceivable that i am drinking too much

― mookieproof, Monday, 4 July 2011 06:25 (thirteen years ago)

it is

― markers, Monday, 4 July 2011 07:02 (thirteen years ago)

aye

― mookieproof, Monday, 4 July 2011 07:04 (thirteen years ago)

otm

― markers, Monday, 4 July 2011 07:05 (thirteen years ago)

two years pass...

f u markers

― mookieproof, Saturday, 7 June 2014 04:03 (eleven years ago)

three years pass...

Hmm. Does posting pleasantly buzzed count?

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, December 19, 2009 11:11 PM (eight years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this still a thing

― F# A# (∞), Monday, 7 May 2018 02:35 (seven years ago)

yes

― El Tomboto, Monday, 7 May 2018 03:22 (seven years ago)

All is well, then.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 7 May 2018 03:23 (seven years ago)

nice

― F# A# (∞), Monday, 7 May 2018 05:09 (seven years ago)

three months pass...

hey guys, i am drunk. ASK ME ANYTHING.

― 🦅 (Trϵϵship), Monday, 3 September 2018 03:03 (six years ago)

is it gonna be ok treesh?

― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 3 September 2018 03:18 (six years ago)

what's the name of that dangly thing at the back of your mouth?

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 3 September 2018 03:39 (six years ago)

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 3 September 2018 03:40 (six years ago)

How many fingers am I holding up?

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 3 September 2018 03:40 (six years ago)

If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow, why oh why can't I?

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 3 September 2018 03:41 (six years ago)

What's love got to do with it?

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 3 September 2018 03:41 (six years ago)

I'll take my answers offline.

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 3 September 2018 03:42 (six years ago)

one year passes...

How many fingers am I holding up?

How are you typing this while holding up fingers?

― nathom, Sunday, 12 January 2020 22:52 (five years ago)

Oh hi

― calstars, Monday, 13 January 2020 00:57 (five years ago)

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