if i was gay, and hot, would i fuck myself?

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i often look at myself in the mirror, and i think i'm pretty hot, but weirdly i don't want to fuck myself. is this because i'm basically straight? i mean, actually fucking an imaginary whole separate me, with my cock and everything, rather than just wanking. perhaps there's some kind of incest taboo that stops people wanting to fuck themselves? i don't know. perhaps nobody does.

― bengo a go go, Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, spend a minute in the gay area of your town (actually, you shouldn't. you seem a little homophobic) and you'll see all sorts of couples that look identical. it's pretty much the exact same thing you're talking about. narcissism at it's finest

― Hella Fitzgerald (JasonD), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe not homophobic, just strange

― Hella Fitzgerald (JasonD), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

embrace your narcissism. use/get a digital camera. just don't forget to leave the pics on when you hand the camera to a friend.

― donut christ (donut), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

(I'm speaking from experience of having seen a friend's cam before.. it was, to say the least, EXTREMELY awkward.)

― donut christ (donut), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe (s)he left them on there for you

― Hella Fitzgerald (JasonD), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I did. Oh wait.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think so, in this case.

― donut christ (donut), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

especially when my friend impulsively lunged for the camera, then immediately retreated and just gave up and sat nervously on the couch when i had already browsed the pics.

― donut christ (donut), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i guess searching for other people's threads is against the spirit of this topic, but still.

fancing yourself c/d

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

oh lordy, far from homophobic. i was just innocently looking at my own penis, and thinking how great it was, and thinking that basically, any gay thoughts i've had have mostly been around penises, and how great they might possibly be, mainly if they looked like mine, because i love mine so much.

a lot of mostly straight men i know vaguely like the idea of cock but not kissing or holding hands type stuff with a man. i was wondering if my deep seated and often erotic love of my own cock could be extended to my whole self, if my gayness extended beyond cock to whole people. perhaps i am both too simplistic and yet too analytical.

― bengo, Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"fancing yourself c/d"

it's actually no longer possible to have a novel thought. nice to know i'm just part of a parallel distributed processing network with built in redundancy.

― bengo, Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

perhaps you should have a dildo made in the image of your own cock and see if it brings you many nights of rapture.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

let's see it

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

well that's the point. that's why i'd need another me. i don't want some fake-ass plastic dildo model. likewise a picture would do you no good.

― bengo, Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

ew its not that im gay im just curious. i really really want to see your cock.

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

it's actually no longer possible to have a novel thought. nice to know i'm just part of a parallel distributed processing network with built in redundancy.

but apparently a hot part, so it's ok.

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i want to see your cock too bengo, and i am gay.

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll vouch for phil.
He has to be the least gay person I know. He plays football and drives a monster truck.

xpost

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

but don't you see? looking at it just isn't quite enough. that's what got me into this mess in the first place.

― bengo, Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't just want my cock any more. i want the whole me.

― bengo, Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Carn. I want to know what's so wonderful about this cock.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

can we please stop foregrounding on my penis.

― bengo, Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

hello. i would also like to see yr cock.

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

post the picture and we'll stop foregrounding

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

wetting yourself optional

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess identical twins get to try this particular notion out.

trivia fun fact: Peter Christopherson of Coil apparently noticed that Axl Rose looks at himself in the mirror a lot in videos and photoshoots and such and the story is that he proposed a Guns n Roses video that was a banquet of sexy paired up identical twins making out with each other. If only this had happened, can't you just imagine how freaky it would be to see the twin Axls and twin Slashes and twin Duffs going at each other/themselves on MTV back in the day?

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

can we please stop foregrounding on my penis.

You raised it.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 January 2005 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i was trying to have a mature discussion about people fucking themselves.

― bengo, Saturday, 15 January 2005 02:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Charles Ray made a sculpture about this idea, involving a bunch of his clones having an orgy

bengo - tuck it between your legs and check the mirror. do you still want to fuck yourself? if so, go to the basement and get the lotion back from the girl at the bottom of the well.

― contribute, Saturday, 15 January 2005 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i was trying to have a mature discussion about people fucking themselves.

No, I mean you raised it, so now would be an ideal time to take a photo.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 January 2005 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

THAT IS THE MOST DISTURBING ART INSTALLATION I HAVE EVER SEEN

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

looks fine to me

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess identical twins get to try this particular notion out.

Wasn't that the rumor about Gene Loves Jezebel for years?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

the problem with that notion is that the Olsen twins have yet one more thing to fall back on once their stars begin to fade...

― donut christ (donut), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Sucking on each other's cocks?

THIS THREAD IS FULL OF HATE.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

When do we get to see the great cock?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 15 January 2005 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to fuck myself too.

― Remy IS THE Snush (x Jeremy), Saturday, 15 January 2005 07:33 (twenty-one years ago)

it would def. be hate-fucking, tho.

― Remy IS THE Snush (x Jeremy), Saturday, 15 January 2005 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://f.myspace.com/00047/75/84/47414857_l.jpg

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 15 January 2005 07:35 (twenty-one years ago)

that is NOT me.

― Remy IS THE Snush (x Jeremy), Saturday, 15 January 2005 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"Goodbye RE-MYYYYYYYYYYY"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 15 January 2005 07:38 (twenty-one years ago)

put the dog in the basket, Ned

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 15 January 2005 07:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Lest we forget:

Silence, the Musical

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 15 January 2005 07:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, Ned, what're you doing this / next weekend?

― Remy IS THE Snush (x Jeremy), Saturday, 15 January 2005 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Sign on to AIM and I will tell thee. (Short answer = some plans, some nonplans.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 15 January 2005 07:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't you see, guys??? Bengo is a casualty!

― donut christ (donut), Saturday, 15 January 2005 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

It is 17 hours since that sculpture was linked and still no one has got busy with the Photoshop.

ILE, you disappoint me.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 15 January 2005 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

(Bonus points if the Photoshopee in question is Momus)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 15 January 2005 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Matt I think everyone's still trying to decide which part of Momus should be inserted into the photo for maximum effect.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 15 January 2005 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

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