Recently I have eaten so much toast that I can anticipate precisely when it will pop

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Please tell me this is not abnormal

Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

Antipodean toaster freak.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:32 (twenty years ago)

Plus I think the thick layer of Nuttelex per slice is making me expand in undesirable directions.

Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:32 (twenty years ago)

You're a toast-fluffer?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

That would explain the pop-anticipation, and the undesirable expansion.

Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

i just had way too much of a toast equivalent. The diet gets put off yet another day. Ah, but the variety of bread, the different textures and tastes... addicting in itself.

gimlet blue (gimlet), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

Toast equivalent? What, like tofu toast?

Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

sliced up deli rolls.

gimlet blue (gimlet), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

what is nuttelex?

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

Vegetarian margarine.

Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

it's even vegan

the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

Ah yes, that. And it's delicious. But it's a tub full of fat, which goes straight to work on obscuring the abs.

Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

nuttelex sounds delicious! not as good as nutella though.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:51 (twenty years ago)

Nutella is good for you! It's full of sugar to keep you alert in the mornings and it's packed full of the goodness of cocoa.

Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

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fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Saturday, 15 January 2005 04:12 (twenty years ago)

nutella does not taste as good as it should, i can tell you that.

i ate a bag of chocolate donuts.

John (jdahlem), Saturday, 15 January 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

Maybe this should be called 'The How-I-Got-Fat Thread.'

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 January 2005 05:08 (twenty years ago)

I just ate a plateful of freshly baked cinnamon rolls

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 15 January 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

I am making toast RIGHT NOW.

Please let me know when it's ready.

Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 15 January 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

nutella + cream cheese + toast = lard sandwich. SO GOOD!

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 15 January 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

i just ate 3 cinammon cakes and then 2/3 of a block of cream cheese w/ waverly butter crackers.

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John (jdahlem), Saturday, 15 January 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)


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