Recently I have eaten so much toast that I can anticipate precisely when it will pop

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Please tell me this is not abnormal

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

Antipodean toaster freak.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:32 (twenty years ago)

Plus I think the thick layer of Nuttelex per slice is making me expand in undesirable directions.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:32 (twenty years ago)

You're a toast-fluffer?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

That would explain the pop-anticipation, and the undesirable expansion.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

i just had way too much of a toast equivalent. The diet gets put off yet another day. Ah, but the variety of bread, the different textures and tastes... addicting in itself.

― gimlet blue (gimlet), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

Toast equivalent? What, like tofu toast?

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

sliced up deli rolls.

― gimlet blue (gimlet), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

what is nuttelex?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

Vegetarian margarine.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

it's even vegan

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

Ah yes, that. And it's delicious. But it's a tub full of fat, which goes straight to work on obscuring the abs.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

nuttelex sounds delicious! not as good as nutella though.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:51 (twenty years ago)

Nutella is good for you! It's full of sugar to keep you alert in the mornings and it's packed full of the goodness of cocoa.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 January 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

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― fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Saturday, 15 January 2005 04:12 (twenty years ago)

nutella does not taste as good as it should, i can tell you that.

i ate a bag of chocolate donuts.

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 15 January 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

Maybe this should be called 'The How-I-Got-Fat Thread.'

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 January 2005 05:08 (twenty years ago)

I just ate a plateful of freshly baked cinnamon rolls

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 15 January 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

I am making toast RIGHT NOW.

Please let me know when it's ready.

― Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 15 January 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

nutella + cream cheese + toast = lard sandwich. SO GOOD!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 15 January 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

i just ate 3 cinammon cakes and then 2/3 of a block of cream cheese w/ waverly butter crackers.

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― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 15 January 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

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