What’s the point of wars anyway? OK, so it keeps squaddies in work but otherwise it’s a bit useless isn’t it?

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Can't we have some sort of rule written in to world law that no one goes to war with anyone and we'll all live happily ever after. Especially now Debbie Gibson is in Playboy. Fnark fnark.

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 10 February 2005 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

war is the hygiene of civilisations.

― adolf hitler, Thursday, 10 February 2005 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.choiceshirts.com/images/A1/21/A12170B-md.jpg

― bass braille (....), Thursday, 10 February 2005 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh come on, war is crap. It involves sending stupid people to stupid places to kill.

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 10 February 2005 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

With lyrics like that you'll never be a classic Funk act

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 10 February 2005 09:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Wars will continue for the same reason that Debbie Gibson in Playboy will continue to be creamed over.

Why?

Because...

*drum roll*

MEN HAVE DICKS!

Good answer sir, that's a good answer.

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 10 February 2005 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you buying Deb's issue then?

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 10 February 2005 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I would have bought a Debbie Gibson Playboy issue in 1988. Don't know about now, though.

I'm only human! Of flesh and blood I'm made!

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 10 February 2005 10:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh come on, war is crap. It involves sending stupid people to stupid places to kill.

Upside: LESS STUPID PEOPLE!

― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 10 February 2005 10:01 (twenty-one years ago)

What about if we just send fat people to war? At least then its vaguely amusing...

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 10 February 2005 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

FEWER stupid people, Caitlin. Although I suppose 'less' counts as well is you consider amputation etc.

Anyway, in other news:
HUH! GOOD GOD! What is it good for?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 10 February 2005 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

But you have to admit that the idea of just having really fat people at war is kinda amusing.

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 10 February 2005 10:25 (twenty-one years ago)

i hate wars :(

just think about it.. what if there's no borders between places in the world - it's not difficult - then there'll be no reason for killing and dying. and god, i mean, damn, what if there's no religion either? just think about it, everybody just living in harmony.

i mean, just think, so if we get rid of the idea of ownership, i dare to think whether it's possible, then there'll be no reason for anyone to be greedy, or hungry - everyone will treat each other like siblings. just think about it, everyone in the world, all doing their bit for the world. hmm?

you might think i'm just fantasising, but i think there are others who are the same as me. I really wish one day you'll be like we are. And then i think we can all be living in this world as a single community

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 10 February 2005 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

if i just moderated all of C-Man's posts to say 'I AM A BENNY' would anyone notice?

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Thursday, 10 February 2005 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

what's a benny?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 10 February 2005 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

a Benny is a Joey

Vote Reproba. Tough on war. Tough on the causes of war.

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Thursday, 10 February 2005 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

serious calum is even worse than cartoon sexist calum. honestly is this guy the most fucking middlebrow jizz stain of bad British comedy shows and lad movies or what?

horrendous.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 10 February 2005 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Middlebrow? Aim a little lower next time.

― Oh Dadaismus, Poor Dadaismus, Mama's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feelin' (Dad, Thursday, 10 February 2005 10:56 (twenty-one years ago)

War: C or D?

The Cultural Impact And Legacy Of World War Two

Are We At War?

Proposal for New Cold War

Do you find yourself paranoid if you have an opposite view to the war?

does the anti-war left have a cultural bead on what just happened?

War

Us & Them (war thread)

etc.

go and read all of those before starting another empty-headed thread

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Thursday, 10 February 2005 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)

No.

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 10 February 2005 11:09 (twenty-one years ago)

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