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Q: I have had a child or a number of children and since, things just aren't the same vaginally. My vagina isn't like it was before I had children. Sex just isn't as gratifying as before. For me, having children resulted in vaginal enlargement, with loose, weak, vaginal muscles. My vaginal muscle tone is poor and the support outside the vagina at the bottom is poor also. I performed Kegals until I was blue in the face and they didn't help me at all. I didn't know about this procedure. But I am happy to know that something can be done. Please explain to me how Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation can correct my problems and enhance sexual gratification.
A: Many women have your exact same problem...

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SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH IN PROGRESS

The effect of body liposculpturing procedures on patients undergoing outpatient gynecologic surgery when both procedures are performed in combination (unpublished).
Enhancement of Female Sexual Gratification by Vaginal Reparative Surgery: A Survey of 200 Post-Surgical Patients.
A Laser Technique for Bloodless Vaginal Reconstructive Surgery.
A New Laser Technique for Reduction Labioplasty of the Labia Minora.
A New Hymenoplasty Technique that Restores the Natural Virginal State. (In Progress)
A New Technique for outpatient PCA (pain control anesthesia) for vaginal reconstructive surgery. (In Progress)
Laser Perineoplasty for the Aesthetic Restoration of the Parous or Aging Vaginal Introitus. (In Progress)
Augmentation Labioplasty of the Labia Majora via Autologous Fat Transplantation. (In Progress)
A New Lipoplasty technique for aesthetic enhancement of vulvar adiposity. (In Progress)
Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation for the Enhancement of Sexual Gratification. (In Progress)
Designer Laser Vaginoplasty: Combination of techniques. (In Progress)

this is not going to erase the BAD MEMORIES!

COMING SOON

The practitioner performs a gentle rectal exam to lubricate the anal opening and then assist the client with insertion of the speculum.

(I found that while googling "laser gun", oddly enough.)

Dunno about rejuvenation, but:

1) at least one doctor has started offering rectal Pap tests for his male patients who frequently have anal sex.

2) a rumor a couple of years ago alleged that Lara Flynn Boyle and other celebs were having their anuses cosmetically bleached.

suggested use: Apply inside the rectum (use a 10cc syringe - included with the product) - remove the PLUNGER, put the rectal cream inside, reinsert the plunger, put against the rectum and push the cream inside. May also use index finger to insert cream.

What if I wanted to use my thumb? And who wants to plunge their own asshole?

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He's also the spokesperson for the Rectal Dentistry Institute. He's got that look on his face in that picture because he's currently undergoing a root canal.

The Enema Within

brilliant.

Are you implying that people are out there gagging to plunge other people's assholes? (I mean literally plunge, not put a penis/dildo into and oscillate vigorously, like CoproMario.)

(XPOST: ANAL DENTATA!)

VengaDan OTM. Although the attitude is more "...my lotus blossom doesn't look like a Hustler centerfold's" (never mind that such photos are retouched beyond recognition).

by D.G.
Personal Statement on Procedure

In retrospect, when I ask myself whether or not I would do this procedure again, I would answer YES, without hesitation.

Since I felt plagued by the size of my labia ever since I was a little girl, I knew that this procedure had nothing to do with my vanity, but constant discomfort.

I am aware that any surgical procedure can bear risks and complications, and even though this field of plastic surgery is still very young and in process of development, I chose Dr. Matlock for his confidence and experience. I made the right choice.

Not only did he perform my surgery with precision and excellence, he gave me a sense of care about how I felt about myself.

I herewith want to take the opportunity to thank the entire team and Dr. Matlock for their outstanding care and service! I am satisfied!

Anonymous
Being a patient of Dr. Matlock since the age of eighteen, I felt very comfortable discussing this problem with him. I had given birth to a 10lb 5oz baby boy at the age of twenty. I realized that after giving birth to such a large child that things seemed different.

I discussed the problem with coughing, laughing, or the slightest bit of physical activity. He informed me that I was suffering from Stress Urinary Incontinence, be it with age or giving birth, some amount of stretching had taken place.

Another problem had surfaced also, I did not feel the same sensation while having sexual intercourse. Things had changed dramatically for me. Trying to reach climax was all but impossible. I felt very uncomfortable having sex. It began to have a negative affect on me mentally, not to mention physically.

Dr. Matlock explained the procedure to me in great detail, and I felt very comfortable, he let me know what to expect from he start to the very end. And what to expect during the recovery time.

On the day of surgery everything went great from the time I walked in, and was greeted by his staff, to the time I left for home. Feeling a little uncomfortable, but not in any pain. Packing is placed inside, but it is not unbearable. Pain medication is given to ease any pain. the next day after surgery I went back to the facility to have the packing removed, which gave immediate relief.

After the 6 weeks of healing took place I felt as good as new, having this procedure was the best decision I had made regarding my health. I felt confident and vibrant again. And my love life was back on track. Having no problem reaching sexual gratification. Even my husband noticed the difference and was very pleased. I would recommend this procedure to anyone who is suffering from this discomfort, and who best to hand the problem than a Gynecologist.

It gave me a whole new outlook on things, it was a motivational experience that took place. I soon lost unwanted weight, cut my hair, and made more personal improvements physically since then. It was just what I needed to get things going again.

I am now 35 years old and planning to have another child next year, and if the same situation arises from this child, I will not hesitate to have this procedure performed again with Dr. Matlock.

Well, who knows? They sound happy enough, after all.

Many women bring us Playboy and say that they want to look like this.

Overall, the procedure can provide a youthful and aesthetically appealing vulva.

etc. die!

(xpost: Perhaps the spasms as the daggers of concentrated heat slash through your sensitive tissues are like a full-on vagina workout?)

1) AT comes in w/ problem
2) Doctors wrassle w/ problem, find solution
3) Doctors work on AT
4) AT comes in for check-up, is disatisfied & distraught, "seduces" Dr. Doom doctor to check out his work
5) Dr. Doom & AT are in bed post-sex; she's distraught, he's chagrined
6) AT comes in for another check-up, still distraught
7) Crabby female doc tells AT that charity begins @ home
8) AT goes to work in doctor's office (solo)

Subplot shenanigans happen between these bulletpoints, but whatever.

Law and Order did have a genital mutilation show if IIRC. Something about some Islamic family who insisted that their grandaughter's genitals be carved up and the father (a caucasian) was totally against it and killed the doctor who was to be doing the carving and blah blah.

She needed to get vaginafied.

http://www.physics.mun.ca/~sps/whovivor/whov_peri.jpg

http://www.fotosearch.com/thumb/IGS/IGS515/IS611-059.jpg

Shudders at thought of bed hog.

I keep singing this in my mind to the tune of Porno For Pyros' "Pets".

So our hair frizzes a little. Hey, at least we won't have to lick the stamps.

HEY PERRY REMEMBER THAT TIME I TOLD THE STORY ABOUT VAGINAL VAULT RECONSTRUCTION? I used to be involved in the vaginal vault reconstruction business, people. No lasers, though.

lolz

Plastic Surgery Put to Use in Vaginal Rejuvenation

Plastic surgery plays a big role in body changes that were once unheard of. Vaginal rejuvination is still a fairly rare procedure, but is slowly on the rise among women in the United States.
Although once a taboo subject, a slowly increasing number of women are opting for vaginal rejuvenation, according to statistics from the American Society of Plastic Surgeons. The surgery alters the exterior or size of a woman’s genitalia, and for many women, it can restore that part of the body to the way it was before the patient gave birth.

The increase in the number of vaginal rejuvenation operations stems from the variety of available techniques, experts say, but the statistics are still small compared to other plastic surgeries.

“Vaginal rejuvenation” is actually an umbrella term that can apply to several regions in female genitalia, since childbirth, age or even genetics can affect various areas in terms of appearance or sensation. Related procedures include:

• Vaginoplasty. This operation tightens the vaginal canal by reducing the amount of internal vaginal mucosa. The adjustment increases vaginal muscle tone and strength, which affects pleasure during intercourse. Recovery time is generally four to six weeks.

• Labiaplasty. This operation, which often employs laser surgery, reduces the size of the labia majora and minora, which can feel irritated when excess tissue protrudes. The surgery removes this excess tissue, which may have come about through childbirth, aging, or simple genetics. Recovery time is generally short.

• Perineoplasty. This laser operation strengthens the perineal muscles, which are located between the vaginal opening and the anus. The damage can be caused by childbirth and can lead to reduced sensation during intercourse, as well as a “gaping” external appearance on the vagina. The surgery, which restores the perineum to its original size, reduces the size of the vaginal opening.

• Hymenoplasty. This is a lesser-known operation in which a surgeon restores a woman’s hymen to its “virginal” state, often for religious or cultural reasons. Recovery from this surgery generally takes six weeks.

• G-spot amplification. This procedure involves injecting collagen into a woman’s vaginal G-spot as a way of temporarily enlarging it and possibly increasing sexual pleasure. It’s a relatively painless procedure that first employs anesthetic. The added collagen expands the area to the size of a quarter – enlarging the spot without making it large enough to be uncomfortable or disruptive in everyday life. The body absorbs the collagen within about four months.

• Mons pubis rejuvenation. Childbirth and age can result in weight gain that adds bulge to the pubic mound. Surgeons can now “nip and tuck” this area, performing liposuction on the mound to remove excess fat, followed by a “lift” that removes sagging skin. Recovery period is short.

Despite the variety of procedures available, and the purpose they may serve, vaginal rejuvenation surgeries are still on the fringe. The American Society of Plastic Surgeons reported only around 1,000 rejuvenations performed in the United States in 2006, the most recent statistics available.

okay terrified lols at the idea of G-spot amplification gone wrong

G-spot amplification

I'm imaging Data from TNG saying that whole paragraph.

can I get a chorus pedal for the g-spot?

more like a flange pedal amirite

You would think the extra collagen would get in the way of access to nerve endings. No idea how the hell that is supposed to work as described.

Well, since the G-spot 'doesn't appear to exist', maybe the collagen nodules could be considered texture for the posterior side of the clitoris. People do weirder things without medical supervision.

http://www.drmatlock.com/LVRPhotoGallery.html

By Anonymous
Being a patient of Dr. Matlock since the age of eighteen, I felt very comfortable discussing this problem with him. I had given birth to a 10lb 5oz baby boy at the age of twenty. I realized that after giving birth to such a large child that things seemed different.
I discussed the problem with coughing, laughing, or the slightest bit of physical activity. He informed me that I was suffering from Stress Urinary Incontinence, be it with age or giving birth, some amount of stretching had taken place.

Another problem had surfaced also, I did not feel the same sensation while having sexual intercourse. Things had changed dramatically for me. Trying to reach climax was all but impossible. I felt very uncomfortable having sex. It began to have a negative affect on me mentally, not to mention physically.

Dr. Matlock explained the procedure to me in great detail, and I felt very comfortable, he let me know what to expect from he start to the very end. And what to expect during the recovery time.

On the day of surgery everything went great from the time I walked in, and was greeted by his staff, to the time I left for home. Feeling a little uncomfortable, but not in any pain. Packing is placed inside, but it is not unbearable. Pain medication is given to ease any pain. the next day after surgery I went back to the facility to have the packing removed, which gave immediate relief.

After the 6 weeks of healing took place I felt as good as new, having this procedure was the best decision I had made regarding my health. I felt confident and vibrant again. And my love life was back on track. Having no problem reaching sexual gratification. Even my husband noticed the difference and was very pleased. I would recommend this procedure to anyone who is suffering from this discomfort, and who best to hand the problem than a Gynecologist.

It gave me a whole new outlook on things, it was a motivational experience that took place. I soon lost unwanted weight, cut my hair, and made more personal improvements physically since then. It was just what I needed to get things going again.

I am now 35 years old and planning to have another child next year, and if the same situation arises from this child, I will not hesitate to have this procedure performed again with Dr. Matlock.

I realize that this is a sensitive topic, but it is one that many women suffer from. I thank God for Dr. Matlock and his professionalism in dealing with this sometimes uncomfortable yet necessary topic. He is truly a women's doctor.

http://www.drmatlock.com/LVRPhotoGallery.html

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Kinda unfair when all the "before" photos are taken with harsh lighting, hospital robes, and those pencil-like yellow tubes poking away.

I am now 35 years old and planning to have another child next year, and if the same situation arises from this child, I will not hesitate to have this procedure performed again with Dr. Matlock.