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so i was hanging in the kitchen of the lds church on sat. doing dishes or something and a missionary came in and twisted the nipple of a married father of --w no greeting just straight nipple tweaking

huh

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 14 March 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

it's a sports hello, a symbol of the brotherhood of pain.

― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Monday, 14 March 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

holy shit i think we're getting mormon googlers. HI DERE.

― fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Monday, 14 March 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

ohwaitnoi'manassignore

― fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Monday, 14 March 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

"Just Straight Nipple Tweakin'" -- lost crunk anthem?

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Monday, 14 March 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

ass-patting to thread

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 14 March 2005 02:26 (twenty years ago)

Er, Anthony is so not a random Googler! He's been here since the beginning of ILE.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 March 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

So apparently nipple-tweaking is not a good way to get Mormons to leave you alone. Noted.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 14 March 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure mormon men are really that representative of heterosexual men in general anthony. Did the nipple tweaking follow a pattern similar to this:
http://nowscape.com/mormon/momo-handshake1.jpg
http://nowscape.com/mormon/momo-handshake2.jpg
http://nowscape.com/mormon/momo-handshake3.jpg

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 14 March 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

The heterosexual member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, performing one of the most sacred of rituals:
ihttp://www.louisville.edu/rso/phitau/images/spring_break_2k3/nipple%20tweak%20001.jpg

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 14 March 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

awww, crap

http://www.louisville.edu/rso/phitau/images/spring_break_2k3/nipple%20tweak%20001.jpg

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 14 March 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

"If it be the devil as an angel of light, when you ask him to tweak nipples he will offer you his nipple, and you will not feel anything; you may therefore detect him."

http://www.boreme.com/bm/NOV02/a/nipple_tweak/pic1.jpg

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 14 March 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

best job ever

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 14 March 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

Seriously though anthony most likely the guy was checking if the other guy was wearing his special underwear by feeling where the nipple coverings should be.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 14 March 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

o man once i was tempted to get with a mormon chick just so i could see them underroos

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 14 March 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

how do i get mormons to leave me alone

― green uno skip card (ex machina), Monday, 14 March 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

Do not underestimate the role of constant low-level homoerotic "play" as a tool to serve the Lord's plan for the sublimation of actual scary queerness.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Monday, 14 March 2005 05:08 (twenty years ago)

Let's talk about homoeroticism in male coming of age movies! How about all that shit in "American Wedding".

― green uno skip card (ex machina), Monday, 14 March 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

I missed the question. What was the question? Does this have anything to do with marmots? I am an expert on marmots. But you will have to stand back.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 14 March 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

Heterosexual men tweak each others' nipples for the exact same reason gay men tweak each others' nipples. Because it's sexy.

― Huk-L, Monday, 14 March 2005 06:29 (twenty years ago)

I don't think I'm very sexy, Huk :(

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Monday, 14 March 2005 06:32 (twenty years ago)

tweak your nipples. you're guaranteed to feel 20% sexier (50% if someone else tweaks 'em for you)

of course, if it's a purple nurple, all bets are off.

― Huk-L, Monday, 14 March 2005 06:37 (twenty years ago)

Come to think of it, there was a fair amount of nipple tweaking on the crew team that I was on- being the actually gay member of the team I didn't indulge. Darn . . .

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Monday, 14 March 2005 07:54 (twenty years ago)

Wow, I never ever heard of this being doing. Is this a typically American thing or am I just ignorant? Probably both.

― nathalie barefoot in the head (stevie nixed), Monday, 14 March 2005 08:38 (twenty years ago)

this isn't typically American. I mean, I was on the SWIM TEAM and we didn't tweak each other's nuffin. Not even toes, or gonads, or mookies, or whatever the fuck slang you're using.

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Monday, 14 March 2005 08:45 (twenty years ago)

I have some pornographic stories that disagree with you, Rems.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 14 March 2005 08:49 (twenty years ago)

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