No Crush! No Crush!!

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In your face all potential fanciable people of the world! This is the first Spring in deacades (possibly ever) that i have NO CRUSH. Yep that's right NO CRUSH! Brilliant! I don't fancy anyone at all right now. God it's such a relief, if a bit weird. Maybe i'll never fancy anyone ever again. Wouldn't be a bad thing the trouble it's caused.

Who else is crush-less? Isn't it great?

― LemonCrush, Monday, 25 April 2005 10:09 (twenty years ago)

I *wish* I was, given that I've pretty much accepted now that I'm going to be single for ever and ever.

― caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 25 April 2005 10:15 (twenty years ago)

Me too! Well, no real crush. Then again, I don't tend to crush on people, I have to take an active and conscious decision to decide I "love" someone, in that "I'm an 8yr old boy with a crush on the current Dr Who companion" way. Who says I'm an emotional cripple? (PS I am seeing Superpitcher on Saturday o to the m to the g).

― Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Monday, 25 April 2005 10:19 (twenty years ago)

Is it normal to have no interest in dating whatsoever?

oh *hello*.

― piscesboy, Monday, 25 April 2005 10:36 (twenty years ago)

i'm too old to have crushes on people - when i fancy people i ask them out.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 25 April 2005 10:46 (twenty years ago)

but then if it's someone to whom asking would be inappropriate then i'd be in trouble i guess - but fancying people like that is just punishing yourself

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 25 April 2005 10:49 (twenty years ago)

When I fancy people people don't fancy me.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 25 April 2005 10:49 (twenty years ago)

What Marcello said.

― caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 25 April 2005 10:50 (twenty years ago)

i think i only ever fancy people who fancy me.

if they don't fancy me they are obviously messed up in the head and that's just not attractive.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 25 April 2005 10:53 (twenty years ago)

Well I certainly don't fancy you, so that proves your theory.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 25 April 2005 10:57 (twenty years ago)

indeed!

also, you don't have a vagina. which is another important criteria.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:01 (twenty years ago)

ok i've just realised that i have never met you let alone inspected your genitalia. to alleviate the fear please confirm that you in fact do not have a vagina.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:05 (twenty years ago)

I confirm that I do not have a vagina. Have no fear that you will ever be called upon to inspect my genitalia.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:06 (twenty years ago)

thank you! i can now breath again.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:11 (twenty years ago)

How can Marcello not have a vaginan when he so often gets sand in it?

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

What on earth are you going on about, you bonkers maniac you?

(I've got a 2CD set by the little-known Magma spin-off group Sand - does that count?)

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:24 (twenty years ago)

also, you don't have a vagina. which is another important criteria

Homophobe

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:28 (twenty years ago)

thank you! i can now breath again.

I thought you weren't inspecting his genitalia!

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:28 (twenty years ago)

Or Lesbian

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:29 (twenty years ago)

He wouldn't have been able to breathe if there had been sand there.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:30 (twenty years ago)

Never mind all that. Sing the song!

"AH DON'T YOU GIVE ME NO CRUSH, CHILD.."

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:32 (twenty years ago)

worst thread ever

― $V£N! (blueski), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:34 (twenty years ago)

apart from other ones

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:37 (twenty years ago)

There's been a lot of this sort of thing lately. I'm actually slightly relieved to be crush free. I don't have a crush on anything except life.

(Did I just see that? Hanging out with the Green People over the weekend must've turned me into a hippie. oh no!)

― Lapdog Shoesnog (kate), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:40 (twenty years ago)

also, you don't have a vagina. which is another important criteria
Homophobe

it's really sexism rather than homophobia. i'd fancy gay girls too (except they may fail the "only if they fancy me" criteria)!!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

WE'LL HAVE NO SEXUALISM ON ILX

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

i hardly ever have a crush. which is good. cuz when i do some big shitty life lesson is under way.

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Monday, 25 April 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

i wish i could be like this.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 25 April 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

i don't get crushes anymore now that i'm not in school. i just don't meet that many new people, you know?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 25 April 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

lolita OTM, except the life lesson always seems to be "God hates you"

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 25 April 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

learn a new old thing every day.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 25 April 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

i never have crushes! it's insane!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Monday, 25 April 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

I only have crushes in the sense that there's a couple of people I would like to see crushed by a steamroller.

― Leon (I Hate You So Much Right Now) Future Coffee (Ex Leon), Monday, 25 April 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

hi, nicole.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 25 April 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

All the single ladies, line up and I will give each of you a shot!

― Lemonade Salesman (Eleventy-Twelve), Monday, 25 April 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

Er, wtf?

― Leon (I Hate You So Much Right Now) Future Coffee (Ex Leon), Monday, 25 April 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

Just wanted to put it out there.

― Lemonade Salesman (Eleventy-Twelve), Monday, 25 April 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

oh i was just being self-deprecating, wishing that i was one of the steamrollees. no biggie.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 25 April 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

i think i only ever fancy people who fancy me.

Ditto. I may be attracted to someone and refer to them as a crush but I usually don't crush on anyone because I'm A) used to rejections and B) am only attracted to people when I find out they have an interest in me, and that's rare.

― Ian Riese-Moraine has a grenade, that pineapple's not just a toy! (Eastern Mantr, Monday, 25 April 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

(Not so) Bizarrely, I've never crushed on any of the 3 girls who've crushed on me in the past 10 years.

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Monday, 25 April 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

I've been crushless for months now. At first it was all refreshingly simple. Then it got a bit boring, like waiting for a bus. Now its kind of blessed relief - I'm not sure I could do with emotional turmoil (or even mild emotional uncertainty) at a time when I'm trying to keep my head above water jobwise.

The fates will now conspire so that I meet the most fantastic woman in the world this weekend. Just to piss me off.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 25 April 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

i, too, seem to only fancy those who fancy me first. WHICH DOESN'T HAPPEN LIKE EVER. well. okay so this big BIG creep fancies me and I don't fancy him. so I guess I just lied.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Monday, 25 April 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

that's not a nice thing to say about me, mandee.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 25 April 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

OH STENCE

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Monday, 25 April 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

what? happy birthday btw. will call this evening to say "hello"

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 25 April 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

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