Reasons why Kenan should be unbanned from the noise board

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Or, alternately, reasons why Kenan will never be noise enough. Kenan personally thinks that if asshats like amateurist, n/a, and jaymc are welcome there, if only for their amusement value, he should be, too.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 28 April 2005 07:26 (twenty years ago)

Oh, man. I've invited something awful, haven't I? I'll be back to this thread in about six months.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 28 April 2005 07:28 (twenty years ago)

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE DISCUSS WHY WE ARE BANNED FROM THE NOISE BOARD

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Thursday, 28 April 2005 07:33 (twenty years ago)

is this double reverse psychology or triple reverse psychology?

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Thursday, 28 April 2005 07:34 (twenty years ago)

Fuck you.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 28 April 2005 07:34 (twenty years ago)

Kinda.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 28 April 2005 07:35 (twenty years ago)

I can't even be bothered to remember why you are banned but SURELY IT IS FOR GOOD REASON

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Thursday, 28 April 2005 07:36 (twenty years ago)

As this thread has already and sadly demonstrated, there are two posters in particular whose forcible removal from these boards would make ILx a far more pleasant place to visit and might even bring back some of the old regulars who wisely bailed out ages ago.

But since no one appears to have the guts to do so, no doubt ILx will continue to deteriorate into a desert where one has to plough drily through 500 threads by American college dorks to find one worth reading or contributing to.

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Thursday, 28 April 2005 07:37 (twenty years ago)

roufflé

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 28 April 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

SURELY IT IS FOR GOOD REASON

It is not.

there are two posters in particular whose forcible removal from these boards would make ILx a far more pleasant place etc

WTF are you talking about? You think there are two people in particular who you would ban that no one else has thought to?

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 28 April 2005 07:51 (twenty years ago)

oh dear

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 28 April 2005 07:52 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I smell ugliness, too. It's time.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 28 April 2005 07:55 (twenty years ago)

DO ME THE SERVICE OF TELLING ME THE TRUTH. I don't deserve fairness. No one does. Be unfair.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 28 April 2005 08:09 (twenty years ago)

Uh, dude? You probably don't want to start suggesting we vote people off the island. Not if you like the island, or terrorizing the inhabitants thereof.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 28 April 2005 09:35 (twenty years ago)

before you guys go on you should read ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT A MUSICNEWS STORY WHERE EVERYONE RESPONDS WITH SNARKINESS

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 28 April 2005 09:37 (twenty years ago)

a heads-up, AF, Jon was quoting Marcello there verbatim. for some reason.

― N_RQ, Thursday, 28 April 2005 09:37 (twenty years ago)

oh, kenan

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 28 April 2005 09:50 (twenty years ago)

who is kenan?

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 28 April 2005 10:41 (twenty years ago)

I decided not to ask that

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 28 April 2005 10:45 (twenty years ago)

Most of the time, I've no fucking clue what any of you are talking about.

Why am I here, who am I?

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Thursday, 28 April 2005 10:49 (twenty years ago)

are you kenan?

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 28 April 2005 10:52 (twenty years ago)

Could I be?

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Thursday, 28 April 2005 10:53 (twenty years ago)

do you even exist?

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 28 April 2005 10:59 (twenty years ago)

I LOVE KENAN! (oh sorry!)

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 28 April 2005 10:59 (twenty years ago)

Has it worked out? Do you regret it? Do you think everyone needs it? Do you ever think about taking classes?

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 28 April 2005 11:01 (twenty years ago)

the mods should move this thread to the noise board

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 28 April 2005 11:16 (twenty years ago)

I think so, too.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 28 April 2005 11:17 (twenty years ago)

why not just keep posting on threads here and then ask for them to be moved to the noize board by a mod?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 28 April 2005 11:20 (twenty years ago)

Wouldn't work.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 28 April 2005 11:25 (twenty years ago)

http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/gehry_back.jpg

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 28 April 2005 11:25 (twenty years ago)

http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/millenium_rails.jpg

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 28 April 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/glowy_fountain.jpg

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 28 April 2005 11:43 (twenty years ago)

Oh who cares, really?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 28 April 2005 11:43 (twenty years ago)

Kenan, presumably.

― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 28 April 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

Nah. Not past 4am. My time, of course.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 28 April 2005 11:47 (twenty years ago)

I do like the pictures I took tonight, though, and enjoy my own special obnoxious thread to post them on.

http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/patchy_brick.jpg

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 28 April 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

They are good pictures (although the first one feels weaker than the others to me)

― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 28 April 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I should have posted this one instead:

http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/better_pic.jpg

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 28 April 2005 11:51 (twenty years ago)

ooh I like the brick work pic.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 28 April 2005 11:55 (twenty years ago)

Wow, I like the last pic and the glowing one.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 28 April 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)

I like Kenan, since he looks good in underwear, but I like the Noize board better.

― h0t h0t h0rsey (Carey), Thursday, 28 April 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)

Kenan it's because you have nerdburgular glasses!!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Thursday, 28 April 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

I keep mis-reading this as 'Reasons why Keane should be ..."

Keane should be banned from all of iLx

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 28 April 2005 12:58 (twenty years ago)

Can we pass an antisocial behaviour order preventing any member of Keane from going near a piano?

― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 28 April 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

My secret shame: I quite like Keane.

I like Kenan too.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 28 April 2005 13:04 (twenty years ago)

"You think there are two people in particular who you would ban that no one else has thought to? "

Kenan, you and Jon were the only two who'd posted up to that point. He was having fun with you and him too. Maybe the noizehoard will take you back when you recognize they are at heart sweet and good natured youth.

― creskin, Thursday, 28 April 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

Here's a not-so-secret secret: the noize board is pretty boring. It was more fun when I was banned from it. Now it has lost its mystery.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 28 April 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

it took me months to get banned from the noize board!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 28 April 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

kenan, man, don't you have other, more important things to worry about? like, whether or not i hate the cure? (hint: i don't)

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 28 April 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

You hate Hornby but like Keane? Archie, I raise the corner of my upper lip at you.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 28 April 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

If they unban him, they can ban him again and have a party.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 28 April 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

rjgotm

― g e o f f (gcannon), Thursday, 28 April 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

KENAN I WILL UNBAN YOU

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 April 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.evlka.de/extern/burgdorf/rethmar/kjuhr/bilder/08.jpg

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Thursday, 28 April 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

I WILL UNBAN YOU

Oh, the mood has passed. Thanks, though.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 28 April 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

ok, i'm re-banning you then.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 April 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

cool.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 28 April 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

It's Duck Season, so I say: SHOOT ME NOW!

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 28 April 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

http://www.achewood.com/comic.php?date=06262002

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 28 April 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

i'm pretty silly.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 28 April 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

I wish I could be an interesting homosexual.

http://glossy.antville.org/static/glossy/images/butt01.jpg

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 28 April 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

matmos!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 April 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

http://www.midcoast.com/~billinda/Animate/moose.gif

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Thursday, 28 April 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

kenan, can you mark porn on your del.icio.us NSFW so I don't open it at work?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 12 June 2008 13:39 (seventeen years ago)

dude, you didn't really think met-art was from the MOMA, did you?

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 12 June 2008 15:11 (seventeen years ago)

he he

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 12 June 2008 15:14 (seventeen years ago)

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