It's 12:11 P.M. - Where is the traditional Friday afternoon sex talk/flirting thread?

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I am bored.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

i'm here for you.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

I think maybe it's too cold outside.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

My fingers are really cold and I keep having to warm them against my body - is that sexy?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

good question, nick.

im BORED.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

Do you think I could get a moderator to update the time in the thread title every minute?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

I'm drinking mimosas.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

thats kind of adorable, cozen.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

I have a date tonight.

― dan m (OutDatWay), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

it's pretentious.

crosspost

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

im drinking bottled water "with added oxygen". its called o2. fucking health food stores!

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

This thread is timezoneist.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

i'm just drinking diet coke, eating popcorn and avoiding getting dressed.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Dan, Where are you going? I promise I won't stalk you guys, pull you aside with a camera, and ask you how it's going so far.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

It's never too cold!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

...or write some...mmm...sexy code that would...uhh...update the ... mmm... time.

xpost re updating time in thread title. BOMB

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

I'll do you, each and every one.

― punt, Friday, 29 April 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

i might have a date tonight, too! except everytime I think I have a date, it turns out its just, like, the opposite of a date.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

Is it just the two of you, mandee?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

I'll do you, each and every one.

Sexual athlete, eh?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

So, this woman brought her dog to work today because he's sick and she wanted to look after him. So then a coworker thought he should go get his dog so they could play together. The dogs are both pretty big - a retriever and a boxer and they keep humping each other. Is that a common dog play activity?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

Yuppppppp.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

Yeah pretty much. It's more of a power struggle than a sexual thing.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

guess where my hands are...

on the keyboard! pervs. goodnight everybody!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

if the dog is sick, why would someone else think it should have a playmate.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

What is the opposite of a date? Voming up your dinner and watching a movie on rewind?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

Sarah, when we're flirting do you mind not bringing up gay dog on dog action?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

You know.. the opposite of a date... pure hatred!!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

nope, i think you're doing it right actually.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

We're getting drinks, going to the movies (Hitch Hiker's Guide) then more drinks, then... ?

― dan m (OutDatWay), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

We're getting drinks, going to the movies (Hitch Hiker's Guide) then more drinks, then... ?

I have been informed that this is precisely what I'll be doing this evening.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

Wait a minute... did you take over my gf's body?

― dan m (OutDatWay), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

I'm thirsty, rich.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

i wanna do that. we spoke of going to see a free mixmaster mike show but I dunno if I'm up for it now.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

OK I lied.

it's pretentious but lemme pretend.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

fucks bizz

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

for christ's sake where's the fuckin' flirting?

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

My girlfriend's out of town tonight. So no sex or Hitchhiker's Guide for me. My friend's band is opening for the Violent Femmes, but it might snow (!).

I think I'm going to get drunk and clean the apartment.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

I think mark p flirted with me but I got waylaid.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

Mimosas aren't pretentious. Mimosas just aren't as good as a good bloody mary. If the champagne is good you're wasting it, and if it isn't, you shouldn't be drinking it. If you want to ply me with champagne in the morning, I will be most appreciative.

I think I'm going to get drunk and clean the apartment.

That should be interesting.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

I would like a date tonight, k thx bye.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

Are you saying that you clean your place sober?

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

i'm pretty sure, after being reassured by je@nne fury and others, that i am going on a date tonight. i am excited.

last night i was drinking with frenz at a dive bar in park slope (wedding celebration party) and i ws wearing this lite blue shirt with stripes and little leafy patterns on it (hard to describe exactly), and just about every girl who i'm frenz with at the party complimented me on it. then i told them about the date thing tonight and they were all like "WEAR IT!" so, when i got home, i washed it. we'll see how this $15 shirt from target goes over.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

also, yes cutty/dean/ddb, my female frenz at the party also complimented my HAIR.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

Funny that you ask Jordan. My gf actually encourages me to smoke out sometimes 'cause I get obsessive about cleaning. Last time, I was rocking out to Purcell's 'King Arthur' very loud and on my hands and knees cleaning EVERY SINGLE SQUARE INCH of cabinetry and trim in our kitchen with TSP. She came home and saw me and burst into laughter.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

hstencil, does it bring out your BABY BLUE EYES?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

I think mark p flirted with me but I got waylaid.

dear my life, get one new story

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

yes, michael, it does, according to my lady frenz. how they can tell in a dark bar i can't tell, but it's cool with me!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

oooh stence, a date!!

with whooooo?

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

a girl

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

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It's only 10:08 - do I have to wait, or can I start now?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

Luna, are you a Scorpio?

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

Start now, but finish strong

x-post

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

Cancer

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

Way to kill the mood.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

Hi, Luna! How's your day been so far, pretty lady?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.anvisa.gov.br/imagens/tabaco/tabaco_cigarro_impotencia.jpg

x-post

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

sharpening my knives now, andrew

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

Oh it's good so far - how're you, handsome?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

Well enough, but a little tired. I think I'll grab an empty office at lunch and nap.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

you look fine. no, really. i have a quiet place we can go. i'm sure you'll feel at home there. nice people. called the mongrels.
-- mullygrubbr (fan...), June 24th, 2005 8:57 AM.
It's staff garden party day today and I'm going for strawberry tarts in about an hour, so we'll have to make this quick.
-- Mädchen (madchen_in_unifor...), June 24th, 2005 8:59 AM.
Watch out for the mongrels, Ian. Have you seen the ep of South Park with the feline orgy? It'll be like that.
(cute arse btw)

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), June 24th, 2005 8:59 AM.

You all want me! Hot damn! First that hot Hispanic girl on the Greyhound bus, then that Juliana Hatfield-lookalike waitress, and now all three of you want me! I can't decide! Wait, yes I can. For the moment I'll have Mädchen since she's about to leave. *frolic*

― Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

*jealous*

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

It's 11:36 A.M. - Where is the traditional Friday afternoon sex talk/flirting thread?

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

You must strike while the iron is hot, dood.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

Less striking, more hot.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

Anything in particular, m'lady?

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

it's 95F here. hot.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

That's Hansel's so hot right now.

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1092293.jpg

Hansel.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

it's about 95F here as well. which is why we must now all go swimming in our underwear (or less).

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

Swimming in underwear is for wusses!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

*jealous*

Yikes, now luna wants me, too! Well, Mädchen is at her staff garden party now... *deviant winking*

― Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

What if the underwear is white and made of thin cotton?

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

well, i was just leaving that option open for some of the wussier among us. getting wet together is the important thing.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

I hate to spoil the mood here, Ian, but what precisely is 'deviant winking'? It's conjuring up an image of an extreme nervous tic to me, or perhaps winking while you pass a dollar to Bob Saget and finger his newborn.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

I had a beautiful white bathing suit once. Then I was on the beach eating cherries and I was spitting all the pits into a paper towel and oops, I dropped the paper towel and got stupid cherry juice speckles all over it. The end.

― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

Better than a 'localized' red spill, if you understand me. And I think you do.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

That sounds like a dream sequence, Je4nne.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

RED TIDE

― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

I also had a beautiful white bathing suit.. or so I thought. It was the first one I bought myself and I loved it. It strapless and had a band of color at the top... I thought I was the cat's ass until I dove into the pool and it fell down around my waist. When I got out, I couldn't work out why people were staring at me until I went into the sauna and passed a mirror and realized that it was COMPLETELY TRANSLUCENT.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

D'oh!

― Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Stay on topic people -- we're concentrating on see thru swimwear now.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

speckle your cherry. that's what i want to do to you.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

Now I'm picturing Je4nne and Luna in their translucent bathing suits feeding each other cherries. Sounds like a Roxy Music cover, doesn't it?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

yeah, but i was thinking more about dispensing with they roxy style posing about and going straight to the speckling.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

did someone spoil their dinner?

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

What ARE you talking about my good man?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

If you have to ask, you're on the wrong thread, hoss.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

how dull are those knives, mandee?

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

I'm SO bored I think I'm going to die!

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

There's nothing sexy about that.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

not a necrophiliac, that one

― oops (Oops), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

well that's ruined. thanks.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

It's 4:00 ET, It's the new flirting thread, because oops ruined the other one

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

you always say how being so horny is no fun, so i thought i'd help you out. grandpablowjobs.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

this is just like a bar though really. staring at/thinking about a girl's tits while talking to her.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

er, revive?

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 15 July 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

There's a new, better one.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

It's 4:00 ET, It's the new flirting thread, because oops ruined the other one

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

(like I wasn't gonna be all over that)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

goole, did you see this?

― Let "Free Dom" ring (jaymc), Friday, 5 March 2010 22:25 (sixteen years ago)

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