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They are flunking Satire 101 so fucking hard. How do you stand it, Nick?

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

for friends of aaronhz...

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

I'm am so disappointed. I worked so hard on this shit.

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

get one lithium pill

― kyle (akmonday), Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

see? they are all moron poseurs.

http://home.earthlink.net/~aaronhz/deusinc.html

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

what do all ilx "trolls" have in common

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

You should all go home and burn all your records and CDs and delete your mp3s. You don't deserve guys like us.

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

does murdoch ever read this board? i mean the sinister contingent is pretty huge.
i am calling out the smart people cuz i am sick of this shit.

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

no more games, i give up. It's time for you people to shit or get off the pot.

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

reading some recent threads i think i really ought to get off the pot

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

yeah i am leaving.

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

that is unless drew and momus can convince me of a good reason to stay. they seem like the only reasonable people here, and not coincidentally artistically successful musicians.

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

ken c is really good too, you guys. If you like B&S you need some Redbulldozers.

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

SET (Clean)
by Youssou N'Dour
Have a clear mind
Be pure in your heart
Be sure in your actions
One day all the world's musicians will meet
Music has no frontiers
One day the Americans
Will find a new vision
And the Russions too
Will see life in a different way
For there are too many weapons
And war is terrible
I have a vision of all Africa
Being united one day
Give me your hand
Give me one chance to know
What do you think,
For the future?

The young people are crying
Because the older ones are frightening them
That's what makes me sad
They are crying because
They have no hope

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

wouldn't it be perfect if RJG was really murdoch. haha that would pwn so hard.
i think sm is too busy for this crap.

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

http://www.uga.edu/~wuog/photos/birthday%20party%2010.23.2004/se%F1or%20velociraptor%20dances.jpg

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

but RJG is RJG.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

open the door
get on the floor
everybody walk the dinosaur

yeah mandee i'm just saying it would be funny.

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

omg is that stuart murdoch in a lizard mask?

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

please say yes RJG.

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

sorry but, who is stuart murdoch?

― Amon (eman), Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

Is he related to rupert murdoch?

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

he's the S in B&S

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

oh.

well here's this anyway

http://www.cheezey.com/thundercats/fanfic/fanart/murdock.jpg

― Amon (eman), Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

Hrmn.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

uhhhhh?

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

Stop shoving things up your ass and call a doctor.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

those last three or so posts were not me.

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

please say yes RJG.

-- Aaron Zanders (aaronh...), May 1st, 2005 2:45 PM. (AaronHz) (link)

this was my last post. sort it, mods.

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

What I want to know is why the Aaronhz Friends thread was not only edited for decency, but other people's posts leading up to and immediately following the tits.jpg incident have been edited as well, so now it looks like we all just suddenly start calling aaron an ass without any provocation.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

hmm, I call you guys out and you try to make me look silly, imagine that.

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

something really is rotten in denmark, i think we should all quit.

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

hmm, I call you guys out and you try to make me look silly, imagine that.

Oh, so we shouldn't be mad about you being a total dick to caitlin for no reason? douche.

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

why was my friends thread locked? if that was a momus thread you wouldn't have locked it. when i am famous you better unlock that shit ;)
ok i did not post celine dion. there is a jerk in here fucking with my account.

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

youssou n'dour and celine dion are not the same fucking thing at all you idiot.

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

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― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

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― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

i'd really like to be left out of this

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

done.

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

I don't live in Rhode Island. And regardless of what someone on the board may or may not have done, posting NSFW shit like that is not kosher on ILE dude.

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

My advice to you is to walk away from the computer. I did that last spring and it helped me a lot.

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

can everyone just walk away from their computers? it's the fucking internet. calm down. bye!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

oops, sorry jon, yeah

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

I ate sour cream and onion chips... mmmmm

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

If I'm crazy it doesn't mean you're not an asshole.

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

Dude like nearly every artist ever has bipolar, you're making yourself look really ignorant.

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

I wonder what this proves.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

Not much if Momus keeps us waiting like this.

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

The last time you had a public episode on the noise board, I (privately) was very defensive of you and attempted to stop people from engaging you. But your combativeness on this thread has squashed any remaining sympathy I have for you. You very clearly have a psychological problem, but engaging in shit like this, you are NOT HELPING yourself.

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

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ok maybe not

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 5 October 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago)

damn

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 5 October 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago)

YOU ARE A LOYAL PLASTIC ROBOT FOR A WORLD THAT DOESN'T CARE.

"Oh ah wish ah was a punk rocker with flowers in mah hair..."

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 5 October 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago)

waux2

― roxymuzak, Friday, 5 October 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago)

suddenly multitudes of posts that made zero sense to me are brought into light.
i hope aaron's doing better.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 5 October 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago)

The fact that you're engaged to her doesn't mean dick. It means that you're a fucking idiot and very little else.

― HI DERE, Friday, 5 October 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago)

.jpg?

― roxymuzak, Friday, 5 October 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

didnt u send him tits.jpg?

― chaki, Friday, 5 October 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

"Chaki" likes to have sex with lots of women that he doesn't really care about. Any intelligent woman sees right through it and doesn't give him the pussy.

-- Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Tuesday, May 3, 2005 10:32 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

oh if only this were true

― chaki, Friday, 5 October 2007 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

which part

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 5 October 2007 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

that i have sex

― chaki, Friday, 5 October 2007 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

MMMM HOMELESS PUSSY

-- cutty (mcutt), Sunday, May 1, 2005 8:07 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
NOTHING LIKE A CAN OF TUNA IN THE MORNIN

-- cutty (mcutt), Sunday, May 1, 2005 8:07 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

― chaki, Friday, 5 October 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "megalomaniacal shitstorm". (0.11 seconds)

It's this thread, of course. How appropriate.

― Aimless, Friday, 5 October 2007 17:27 (seventeen years ago)

"which part that i have sex" is a good question

― blueski, Friday, 5 October 2007 17:29 (seventeen years ago)

he totally called it re rjg though.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 5 October 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago)

i hope tombot is kidding about wife-stealing

and aaron is pretty normal now, he IMs me once in a while on AIM... its a shame he had to post this... which will live on forever... and ever. until the apocalypse. kind of like the thread wherein i admit i had sex on my former roommate's bed once and then she found the thread sometime later.

― homosexual II, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago)

whatever. this guy was a dickface.

― chaki, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:41 (seventeen years ago)

Hi Mandee!

It's nice to hear he's better. Having dated someone who (I assume) has a similar disorder I sympathized with Aaron, though I can't blame anyone for reacting negatively to all this, especially since he was constantly implying he was just fucking with us and didn't really have a problem. Being on the Internet just makes it worse, I think, because mere words on the screen can seem more rational if you can't see or know in what condition the person writing them is.

― Tuomas, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:45 (seventeen years ago)

tuomas is this you on the right?

http://www.levyvirasto.net/catalog/images/signmark-w170px-72dpi.jpg

― chaki, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.last.fm/user/AaronHz/charts/?charttype=overall&subtype=track

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago)

No, but the dude in the middle is a local deaf rapper, who actually raps in sign language. I think that's pretty cool!

― Tuomas, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago)

(x-post)

― Tuomas, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago)

everybody Hz sometimes

― river wolf, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:51 (seventeen years ago)

1 Deus Inchoatus – James Blount Sucks 1,611

lollolollllololol

― chaki, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago)

i am inspired by signmark

― chaki, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago)

Blount never finished the 80's album poll before he went away, btw. Maybe the result was too fearsome to be revealed, and he had to go underground?

― Tuomas, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:57 (seventeen years ago)

everybody Hz sometimes

A++++++++++++

― HI DERE, Friday, 5 October 2007 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

i am inspired by signmark

I don't know much about sign language, but I read an interview where he said that while he's currently using words that rhyme in ordinary Finnish, he's actually trying to develop a style where sign language words with similar-looking hand movements would make the "rhymes", therefore making those rhymes unique to sign language. Sounds like a dedicated fellow.

― Tuomas, Friday, 5 October 2007 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

"sounds" like indeed!

― s1ocki, Friday, 5 October 2007 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

three years pass...

http://www.commentscorner.com/Comments/Welcome-back/images/Graphics_005.gif

― gr8080, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

Grady quit being lame.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

. . .

― gr8080, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)

aaron, what have you got on me? i wanna know!
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 03:48 (6 years ago)

― "I like to wear tops that show my cleavage and show off my ladies," (sic), Thursday, 12 May 2011 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know you, I don't know what's wrong with you, but assuming you are actually ill, you really don't want to go about leaving a permanent record of it. Because one day, like, your future girlfriend might stumble across all this and its best to limit the damage while you can.

This is STILL, like, one of the funniest things I've ever read. No one has ever brought this thread up to me in real life, and it has been 6 years of this turning up on the first or second page if you google my name. Anyone who knows my personality in real life would bust a gut reading this. I'm one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet, go out of my way to help people, don't fuck anyone over who doesn't majorly deserve it (e.g. doing something violent to me or one of my loved ones) and am a credit to the community I am currently a part of. Any woman who could possibly keep up with me would not have the slightest problem with my mental history. That's probably the funniest part.

In closing, in real life people have real lives. Thank god for mental illness. Some people on this forum still need to wake up and smell what they're shoveling. That's all.

― Hugs on Weed (AaronHz), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:44 (fourteen years ago)

dude i'm with you to a large extent and it's cool that you're back but maybe you should let the past stay where it's mouldering?

― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:47 (fourteen years ago)

Dude, I didn't revive the thread dude.

― Hugs on Weed (AaronHz), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:49 (fourteen years ago)

― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:51 (fourteen years ago)

There are a few more things I would like to explain as they may have seemed way out of line at the time. Everything I said in this thread was real and true and I would read the entire thing in a court of law. It seems to me that people who had a problem with it are people who like to play games on the internet. Like, for instance, girls who tell you they love you and would marry you and then freak the fuck out when you leave them a nice message on their home answering machine. I'm saying this because roxymuzak apparently deleted me from her Facebook recently. Bad idea.

1. I posted a pic of someone's boobies, that was pretty mean of me. However, she sent a pic of said boobies to a person she never met in real life or even spoke to on the phone. Ladies might want to show a little more discretion, and that was my way of telling her she shouldn't be doing such things if she is that modest in reality.

2. Telling someone he might have STDs was a way of warning him to be more fucking careful fucking, if he was really doing all that he had claimed. For a while there he was making himself sound like Wilt Chamberlain on here.

3. I am, in fact, transgendered. I find it mildly offensive that some others on here who are would like that fact kept a secret. To me that falls under the category of playing games on the internet. This is also the sort of person who would get the surgery and attempt to "trap" straight men. Not acceptable, and trust me, you will have a lot more fun if you keep it intact.

― Hugs on Weed (AaronHz), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:07 (fourteen years ago)

Wait, is brodie Momus?

― excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:10 (fourteen years ago)

That would be extremely depressing tbh

― The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:17 (fourteen years ago)

Hahaha, I totally forgot about the RJG is Stuart Murdoch thing. I'm such a bitch.
Anyway, no hard feelings to rox calling me a stalker or whatever on the noise board and deleting me from FB and all that. I didn't even notice she had until I went to send her a pic of me pulling the face she pulls in most of her online pics. I'm skilled in acting and mimicry (my very strange mother enrolled me in a drama class when I was around 6 years old) and was going to send this to her as a present. Here you go, ILX, the man that you fear lol:
http://i53.tinypic.com/igj12v.jpg

― Hugs on Weed (AaronHz), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:23 (fourteen years ago)

pictures of people who are not Roxy

― gr8080, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:26 (fourteen years ago)

Lol shitstirring.

― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:28 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, sorry. Anyway, I swear to you all that I am a total sweetheart and completely harmless to anyone not trying to get away with something dishonest. Are we cool?

― Hugs on Weed (AaronHz), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:28 (fourteen years ago)

So lemme get this right, youre a F-M tran?

― The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:29 (fourteen years ago)

who knew that this thread had more to go? exciting!

― Mordy, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:31 (fourteen years ago)

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liy8pdNdtl1qgrsn2.gif

― gr8080, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:31 (fourteen years ago)

oooooops meant to post this:
http://i.imgur.com/MJmnq.png

― gr8080, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:32 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:33 (fourteen years ago)

Sorry guys, I really don't think this needs to be raked back over again. Apologies to anyone about to get the popcorn.gif out again.

― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:33 (fourteen years ago)

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