eat my meat, then EAT MY MEAT BITCH

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R.I. Police Say Man Offered Steak for Sex

R.I. Police Say Man Solicited Sex From an Undercover Officer by Offering Her a Steak
The Associated Press
Apr. 29, 2005 - He didn't have any money. But police say that didn't stop Wayne Glaude, 22, from soliciting sex from an undercover officer Thursday night. Instead, police said, he offered steak.

Glaude, who works at a meat company, tried to strike a deal with the undercover officer, according to Detective Capt. Luke Gallant.

"He didn't have any money, and had a couple of nice T-bones sitting at home," Gallant said.

Glaude, of Woonsocket, was arrested and pleaded innocent Friday in Providence District Court to a count of soliciting from a motor vehicle. He was released on personal recognizance.

Gallant said Woonsocket police had never had a case like it.

"I can honestly say it's the first time," he said.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

The take-home message: don't offer her dinner, as she may be an undercover cop.

― moley, Friday, 6 May 2005 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

His friends will know him henceforth as 'T-bone'.

― moley, Friday, 6 May 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

or "choice cut"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

or "grade A beef"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

It's so primitive. One can imagine this happening in the very distant past.

― moley, Friday, 6 May 2005 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Hang on, offering women a steak dinner in the hope of getting laid is illegal now?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, he's hearkening back to the cro-magnon method of courtship w/ this stunt!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

It's still that way obviously, but this guy really laid it on the table. You're meant to be more subtle.

― moley, Friday, 6 May 2005 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

The correct way to go about it would've been to say, 'I'm ordering my steaks through the New Yorker these days'.

― moley, Friday, 6 May 2005 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

PIMP MY STEAK

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

She'd had the face of an angel, smilin' with sin
The body of Venus with arms
Dealin' with danger, strokin' my skin
Like a thunder and lightnin' storm
It wasn't the first, it wasn't the last
It wasn't that she didn't care
She wanted it hard, she wanted it fast
She liked it done medium rare

― moley, Friday, 6 May 2005 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Hang on, offering women a steak dinner in the hope of getting laid is illegal now?

yeah, isn't this just called a date in most countries?

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

My mum says that's why she married my dad - he offered her steak! This was in the 1950's in England. She was from Yorkshire. They're divorced now, steak is easier to obtain.

― moley, Friday, 6 May 2005 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

brings a whole new meaning to the term 'steak holder economy'

― lukey (Lukey G), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

girls of ilx - you really ought to check out the Ipso Fatso thread to see the lovely meals i often have in my house.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"meat bitch"?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Moley did he like your mums Yorkshire puddings?

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

i wonder if he poured gravy all over them?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

G on Ts

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

six years pass...

Tell Us Why It's Ethical To Eat Meat Contest.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/25/magazine/tell-us-why-its-ethical-to-eat-meat-a-contest.html

― dandydonweiner, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:13 (fourteen years ago)

whoa @ the original post itt, lol lil rhody

― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

And what is the prize in this prestigious NYT contest?

The Prize: The best essay or essays will be published in an upcoming issue of The New York Times.

You get to generate free content for the NYT!

― Aimless, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

two years pass...

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― Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 17:40 (eleven years ago)

another thread that i'd forgot all about

― 뉴 메탈은 나머지 모든 보지 똥, 거기입니다 최고의 음악이다 (Eisbaer), Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:22 (eleven years ago)

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