MEAT SHITS

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I was kinda hoping this was an ILE thread, as I have something to say on this topic as it pertains to bodily functions.

-- David R. (quoteidiom@g

David, anything for you....

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 19 May 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

(please, no pictures, though)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

Thank you, Pashmina.

Meat shits suck.

That is all.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

Of course, I am talking about TACO BELL meat, a magma-like conglomeration of grease and beef turdlets that would cause gastrointestinal distress in even the heartiest of men (or women).

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

This is reminding me of a guy I knew in college who ate two hamburgers for every meal. The year we had communal bathrooms was... distressing. At one point, one of my eventual roommates was walking down the hallway and smelled the crime against humanity that was seeping out of the bathroom, so he took a deep breath, marched over to the door, stuck his head in and shouted "FOR GOD'S SAKE, EAT SOME FUCKING VEGETABLES!!!!!!!!!", then left for class. I think the Anal Offender changed his diet shortly afterwards because we stopped getting gassed every day.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)

I have only really heard of this phenomenon due to being vegetarian for most of my life. Perhaps this is why my parents did not feed me meat until I was well and truly toilet-trained? Is it worse for boys or do boys just talk about it more? My closest encounter with this was during a D&D game with a good friend who had just eaten a two-pound steak burrito. It was a little absurd.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

not to imply that colcannon makes one smell like roses, but you know.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

My closest encounter with this was during a D&D game with a good friend who had just eaten a two-pound steak burrito. It was a little absurd.

I am in hysterics over here.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

(Dr. Atkins has so much to answer for.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

I don't know what "meat shits" are, but then again I've never eaten two hamburgers for every meal. I am, however, intimately familiar with the "vegetable gas" that come from eating nothing but fiber. It's not the smelliest gas you can have, but its volume more than makes up for that.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

http://www.manekineko.us/catalog/images/product/Beano30Tablets_enlarge.jpg

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

I will take volume over odor any day. I don't care if I can hear you but if I can smell you, GAME OVER.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

Ah, Atkins. You have just reminded me of something, Dan, which requires a new thread (for it has nothing to do with meat or shit).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

Well, it's not odorless. Make no mistake -- it's still farting.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

http://home.houston.rr.com/edmayberry/images/Beano%20lite.jpg

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

that thread is doomed already, Nedboy

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

I will take your average "haha you overdid the legumes" vegetable fart over your average "it smells like you've been storing gamey rabbits in your ass for MONTHS" meat farts.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

this thread was doomed from the word go!

― N_RQ, Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

And somewhere in the middle is the EGG FART...(xpost)

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

i dunno, i didn't post right away.

xpost, yo

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

OH GOD, SUZY

― The Ghost of Sulfur Is The Mindkiller (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

I have now posted about this horror:

LIGHT ORANGE JUICE -- because the real thing just isn't healthy

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

How about Vodka Poo

Or beer poo the morning after the night before shits

rank

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Thursday, 19 May 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

I basically eat a bacon cheeseburger for every meal and it's pretty awful, yeah. I sometimes burn a couple matches or light a candle in my bathroom at home. I feel sorry for the toilet occasionally! I feel like I'm punishing it, for no good reason!

My only justification for my continued existence is that eggs or ricotta/cottage cheese produce even worse results. Once a coworker called in sick just because he had eaten ricotta cheese lasagna the night before and was so rank he didn't feel like showing up. I totally nailed it, too, before he even told us what he ate, he was just describing his issues (not even in any great detail) and I said "you ate some lasagna with ricotta or something in it, didn't you?" Fucking A.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 May 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

Note to self: mitigate the cheapie Combo Burrito / Potato & Beef Burrito anal damage with a head of cabbage next time. And buy matches.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 19 May 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

TS: Beer shit v. meat shit.

The only thing worse than beer shits are beermeatshits.

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

Whiskey shits trump all other shits.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Thursday, 19 May 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

Ooh. There is that.

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

You are all forgetting weetabix shit (or is this just a UK thing?)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 19 May 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

That is such a UK thing.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

For realz. Next you're all going to be rabbiting on about your *mite shits or whatever.

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

Count yerself lucky!
(x post haha I've never noticed that havina any effect whatsoever)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 19 May 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

Dolomite?

― The Ghost of FUNKY FUNKY (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

...for the time being, Pashmina. For the time being.

x-post: DoloMITE!! Those shits are gonna be ugly, too.

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

WAIT A SECOND: did I completely gloss over the fact that Teeny seems to be mentioning a vegetable called "colcannon"?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

Not a vegetable, but an Irish dish of cabbage, onions, potatoes and butter.
I don't know about the way that they smell coming out, but given the way they smell up the microwave at work, those ground pork and cabbage won tons can't be good for you.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

beer shits don't smell any worse imo but oh! those sharp edges it's like passing a dreidel

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

Dan, colcannon is just like home fries except with cabbage in. In England/Scotland it's called bubble and squeak.

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

col(on)cannon!

― The Ghost of KABOOM (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

bubble and squeak. thats what happens when you shit your pants.

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Friday, 20 May 2005 10:59 (twenty years ago)

Guiness & Meat: worst combo ever.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 20 May 2005 11:06 (twenty years ago)

We have Weetabix in Canada too, but I've never had the Weetabix shits after eating them.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 20 May 2005 11:30 (twenty years ago)

corn shits....simply the best.

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Friday, 20 May 2005 11:36 (twenty years ago)

I ate a 20 oz piece of round steak (I was looking for quantity not quality, though it was pretty tasty) smothered in roasted garlic and freshly grated parmesan cheese with a grape tomato and onion salad for dinner last night. This could be a good day...for meat shits that is.

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 20 May 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

BUFFALO STANCE

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Friday, 20 May 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

I just wanted to see this thread title in the SNA. that is all.

― you want it to be some dude, but it's the other dude (dyao), Monday, 1 February 2010 03:45 (fifteen years ago)

It is an astonishing title, and an enlightening topic for me, the anosmic. It is this sort of discussion that makes me think maybe I don't have things so bad.

― vacation to outer darkness (Abbott), Monday, 1 February 2010 03:51 (fifteen years ago)

Happy/Sad it's not a picture thread.

― Lord Byron Bay of Pigs (SeekAltRoute), Monday, 1 February 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

aren't the Meat Shits also a bad metal band?!?

― there can be only but steam that smells of shit and weaklingness (Eisbaer), Thursday, 11 February 2010 12:00 (fifteen years ago)

Yes, A.C. style grindcore

― Colonel Poo, Thursday, 11 February 2010 12:07 (fifteen years ago)

Sometimes my farts smell like beef jerky, which is really strange because I've been vegan for a year and a half.

― 26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Thursday, 11 February 2010 12:24 (fifteen years ago)

The beef is you.

― JimD, Thursday, 11 February 2010 13:26 (fifteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/jobhosle/Wheres_the_beef_commercial.jpg

― zappi, Thursday, 11 February 2010 14:31 (fifteen years ago)

I was beef, says hiker

― 99. The Juggalo Teacher (dyao), Thursday, 11 February 2010 14:35 (fifteen years ago)

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