So how long will the lezzing carry on for, and will they show it?
(Sorry for not saying more here, but I'm still catching up!)
― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 6 June 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)
― Affectian (Affectian), Monday, 6 June 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)
After getting bored of a competition to see who can make themselves cry, Maxwell suggested a "see who can wee themselves first" competition.
Claiming it was something he used to do while out in Faliraki, the Londoner lay down the gauntlet.
Sam said it would make "the best TV ever" and although her and Saskia refused to compete, Anthony accepted the challenge.
The two removed their trousers and walked into the garden to take the strain.
They're not doing this right, are they H3ri?
― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 6 June 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)
― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 6 June 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Monday, 6 June 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)
― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 6 June 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 6 June 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)
― teeth montrose (Cozen), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)
― Negativa, True Believer (You know you love it when I'm dressed in drag) (Barima), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)
and anyone who doubted me re: the evil at the heart of lesley ... i refer you to the sub-school-bully behaviour with sam and the make-up bag.
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 6 June 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)
― AdrianB (AdrianB), Monday, 6 June 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)
― teeth montrose (Cozen), Monday, 6 June 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)
― teeth montrose (Cozen), Monday, 6 June 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)
― AdrianB (AdrianB), Monday, 6 June 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)
― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 6 June 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)
count me out, mind.
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 6 June 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)
BUT, I will say that Lesley is a fucking munter and that bit where they showed her tits was horrible. They are all veiny and disgusting. I think that Saskia (the racist one who hates immigrants) has a big bum and is a bit rough, actually, without all the makeup.
Sam is the only one who looks stunning night and day. I have no idea who the guys aren't letching over her more and she probably wonders the same thing.
Roberto is the best of the lot cos he's a cunt and an argumentative one.
― Television Tim, Monday, 6 June 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)
― fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 04:18 (twenty years ago)
― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 06:55 (twenty years ago)
if i found myself living with someone who'd suddenly reverted to being a six-year-old playground thug, i'd probably flip out too. lesley needs shot, for the good of humankind.
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 07:05 (twenty years ago)
― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 07:10 (twenty years ago)
― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 08:15 (twenty years ago)
The Leslie/Sam thing at the end was a fucking horrible piece of tv. Leslie has risen to the top of my shitlist. Sam seems to be getting increasingly isolated, and while it's mostly her own fault (for trying to play the boys off against each other, and near-totally ignoring the other girls) it's never nice seeing someone bullied like that. Actually, it shocks me that these people are over 18, esp. Leslie's "I love you Sam!" in the midst of catfight [staple numbhead bitchy girl insult of every Northern secondary school of like, ever].
― Affectian (Affectian), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 08:18 (twenty years ago)
― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 08:23 (twenty years ago)
― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 08:32 (twenty years ago)
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 08:33 (twenty years ago)
I just burst out laughing at the sight of the TV sliding out from behind the mirror.
― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 08:34 (twenty years ago)
― N_RQ, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 08:41 (twenty years ago)
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 08:45 (twenty years ago)
GAH!
And, having only watched one show, I'm getting simultaneously drawn in and repulsed by it. Vanessa seems very dull - "addicted to chocolate" (yawn) and "can turn any gay man straight" (why do I get the feeling I've met you before, dear??).
Also - the make-up bag? wtf?
― hobart paving (hobart paving), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 08:51 (twenty years ago)
calum, sam is not that fit. she's kind of fit in that weird fhm type way -- ie actually quite plain. i don't get the fhm thing.
― N_RQ, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 08:56 (twenty years ago)
― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 08:59 (twenty years ago)
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 08:59 (twenty years ago)
Oh, and Ant plucking Maxwell's nipple hairs last night: [shudder].
― dm, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 09:05 (twenty years ago)
agreed. it takes a lot for me to sympathise with sam. but then that was a lot of sheer unadulterated nastiness from lesley.
like i said on the other thread, i remember a lot of leslies from my childhood. i assumed these people grew up when they left school. how old is leslie now? what a fucking abomination she is.
For that one supersweet moment, I'm giving Maxwell a weeks grace.
maxell and saskia are still both knobs, but yes, i know what you mean. it was almost touching.
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 09:11 (twenty years ago)
Oh, and is it part of the BB contract every year that after being a complete prick to someone you must go up to them and justify it with "This is me! I'm not hiding anything, I'm being REAL." Because that makes everything ok, honest it does bruv.
That lesbian scene was dismal. Far far far better was Makosi (there hasn't been much footage of her recently has there?) straddling Science, grinding up and down on him and then cajoling him for not having an instant stonk-on.
xpost, I didn't know Kemal had been acting like that toward Sam since MakeUpBagGate but that's lovely of him.
― Affectian (Affectian), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 09:12 (twenty years ago)
― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 09:13 (twenty years ago)
― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 09:16 (twenty years ago)
Although deeply unpleasant, I don't think she's abnormal. She is many, and her legions roam the planet. Some are in Atomic Kitten.
― hobart paving (hobart paving), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 09:16 (twenty years ago)
― Affectian (Affectian), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 09:20 (twenty years ago)
OTM. Hiding one's dislike of someone is one of the things that sets man apart from the beasts, it makes life easier for everyone concerned and I'm apalled to see it being treated as one of the deadly sins.
― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 09:21 (twenty years ago)
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 09:21 (twenty years ago)
hahahaha! yes. this should be on the ilx faq.
what shit did sam say about lesley to provoke the theft?
― N_RQ, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 09:23 (twenty years ago)
― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 09:23 (twenty years ago)
― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 09:24 (twenty years ago)
I though people could voice their opinions on ILX, maybe I was wrong?
― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 09:24 (twenty years ago)
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 09:25 (twenty years ago)
I fear Atomic Kitten for similar reasons. Would you want to share a lift with them??
― hobart paving (hobart paving), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 09:26 (twenty years ago)
― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 09:26 (twenty years ago)
Oh and Makosi was talking nonsense about the men only staying in their boxes because they wanted a man to win. They stayed in their boxes purely because they personally wanted to win. Not one word about gender was uttered, other than by Makosi. Watching her ramble on about this in the diary room smacked of someone making up some half-hearted excuse for copping out rather than anything based on reality. (I still adore her though)
― Affectian (Affectian), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)
― stelf)xxxxx, Tuesday, 14 June 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)
― stelf)xxxx, Tuesday, 14 June 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)
What's the consensus on Anthony? He seems like a simple guy, harmless and likeable. He's very much second-in-command to Max but content with that. I like the guy, I think he'll stay to the final three or four but won't win unless some he comes over all Craig from BB1 and wins the heart of a nation.
― Affectian (Affectian), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)
I pissed my sides when he passed Craig a brew, saying "Here you go... minge." I really hope the housemates start calling Craig 'Minge'.
― Affectian (Affectian), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)
nominated: derek, roberto & sam
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)
― Masked Gazza, Tuesday, 14 June 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)
She must be very unpopular.
Sam to go, then?
― hobart paving (hobart paving), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)
Upon hearing the result, Max told the two males: "I hope one of you two fucking goes. I can't wait to see you walk out that door."
"I can't wait to go," replied Derek with a smile.
"Good," Max stated. "[But] I want Roberto to go. What you gonna do? You ain't got no mates when one of you two goes, have you? Who you gonna kiss goodnight?"
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)
But Saskia didn't appreciate his close attention while she was showering. "Go on. P*** off. What are you staring for?" she said.
"I want to watch you in the shower," he said honestly. "You have a fantastic pair of tits and you're a*** ain't bad."
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)
I really hope he goes, soon, too
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)
― Cathy (Cathy), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)
― AdrianB (AdrianB), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)
the only one I like now is science.
― Cathy (Cathy), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)
They are all horrible people.
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)
Lord help us.
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)
?
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)
crossposts
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)
I love that five of the six nominations for Roberto focused on his obsession with food.
Classic TV moment when they were all shown the footage of Derek, RObero and Craig bitching about Saskia.
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)
― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)
heidi.
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)
Grimly, didn't you say you were arranging a SWAT team of yobs to head down to London to break his legs once evicted?
heheheh. i think i said i'd travel down (on my own) to chin him. but i like this exaggeration.
i'm just catching up with the pirate stuff now on C4 - oh no, both mrs fiendish and i just laughed at the word "seamen" - so i still think maxwell might be OK. but the stuff about him staring at saskia in the shower suggests i could be changing my mind again very quickly.
Blimey, Marco is still such a cock
at least there are still some constants in the world.
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)
jesus. craig looks like the world's biggest cock in that costume. what a knobwax.
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)
― n_RQ, Tuesday, 14 June 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)
Max is now my hero, for actually SAYING what everyone else has on occasion been THINKING when noms have been announced for FIVE YEARS!!!
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 07:26 (twenty years ago)
"I'm top dog, you're my missus, you two are GOING!"
Maxwell has turned into (or always was) Ray Winstone out of the film "SCUM" !!!
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 07:34 (twenty years ago)
― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 07:39 (twenty years ago)
Movin on...
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 07:41 (twenty years ago)
― N_RQ, Wednesday, 15 June 2005 07:42 (twenty years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 08:12 (twenty years ago)