Blowjobs - best thing ever? [NSFW]

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Also, how does it stack up against sliced bread?

― Que Pasa?, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

They're boring and you know it.

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

...clap your hands? Or hands you clap?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

I like 'em.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

dud. hugely, hugely overrated.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

????????

― charltonlido (gareth), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

no wait, i'm thinking of mystic river.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

This topic has been covered not only on a thread of the exact same name, but many many other times as well.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

over and over again.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

and it will be again. people LOVE that movie.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

mark p, you are my hero.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

I don't really like them.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

im sorry in advance for making everyone think of clint eastwood and blowjobs together

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

The ketchup/hot dog exchange in that one Dirty Harry movie now takes on a new light.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

and it will be again. people LOVE that movie.

Have you learned nothing, Person Played By Time Robbins? Really? NOTHING?

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

no, they are not the best things ever.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

Time Robbins vs. Time Bandits.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

oops, is it cuz they don't directly result in pro-creation?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

I prefer pussy licking oddly enough

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

You mean it can indirectly result in procreation?

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

Is sliced bread the best thing since blowjobs?

― Que Pasa? (feminazi), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

yes, mark, that is why. you know me so well. ps you're an idiot.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

take one joke!

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

Pass it around
99 blowjobs with beer on the wall.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

for me, the only thing blowjobs have indirectly resulted in is laundry

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Ah, you've been to Skelmersdale.

x-post

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

forgive me if i have no patience when it comes to that, marky

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

I can't think of any two things further apart in value than oral sex and Mystic River.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

for me, the only thing blowjobs have indirectly resulted in is laundry

"Honey, these sheets have been on the bed for three months."
"Hey, you know the rule; if you want the laundry done, you gotta pay the toll."
"*sigh*"

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

oral sex and A river runs through it?

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

Runs through what?

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

you know, 'it'

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

(heh heh)

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

I can't think of any two things further apart in value than oral sex and Mystic River.

I can -- on Amazon if you look at Lizzy Mercier Descloux's Mambo Nassau (kaleidoscopic/tropical/disco-mambo-dub-funk-pop from 1980) they suggest buying it with some album by The United States of America. Well, it's only funny to me.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

i don't understand the war between oops and mark p on this thread.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

I bet if they were getting blowjobs everything would be all peace and love and happiness.

― guerra, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

Answer to original question: pretty much. If I knew the Manson family back in the day, I'd probably be in jail right now because, according to the book, Helter Skelter, he had those girls trained so you could just lay down and get head "all day long." My point is that I like head so much, I would kill just for a lot of blowjobs from a crazy, stinky, filthy hippy.

― Brother Builder (Unfortunate Prankster), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

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― a sewer rat bites! you die. (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

ill have you know im getting a blowjob right now

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-5-1088034068.jpg

― hella brojobs (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

That wacky Ken c.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

:-O

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

:-O

― CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS ^_^ (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

8===> O-:

― CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS ^_^ (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

(sorry)

― CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS ^_^ (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

"Honey, these sheets have been on the bed for three months."
"Hey, you know the rule; if you want the laundry done, you gotta pay the toll."
"*sigh*"

Dan, you are the funniest man alive as of this posting

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

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WIKKITY WIKA HELL YEEEEEEAAAAYUH BRO 8))))

― CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS ^_^ (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

i bet those guys have wanted to hold hands for a v long time

― Vichitravirya XI, Thursday, 9 June 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

um, nsfw?

― o. nate (onate), Thursday, 9 June 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

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In Finnish the most common phrase is "ottaa suihin", which translates roughly to "take into mouth".

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 12:52 (eighteen years ago)

Well that's exciting.

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 12:53 (eighteen years ago)

Of course both the Finnish and the English terms are male-defined, since you neither take the pussy into your mouth nor blow it like a trumpet.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 12:54 (eighteen years ago)

*boggle*

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 12:56 (eighteen years ago)

Of course both the Finnish and the English terms are male-defined, since you neither take the pussy into your mouth nor blow it like a trumpet.

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 12:54 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

speak for yourself buddy

― ^@^, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 12:57 (eighteen years ago)

Well okay, but can you get a C minor out of it?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 12:58 (eighteen years ago)

they call me snatchmo

― ^@^, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

/kenan

― ^@^, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

Hahaha!

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

(the Excelsior committee with get back to you soon with their decision, ^@^)

― Mark C, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

thanks. i'll be over here hating myself.

― ^@^, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:00 (eighteen years ago)

I loved "snatchmo"

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:01 (eighteen years ago)

He knows how to blow your whistle?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:02 (eighteen years ago)

Of course both the Finnish and the English terms are male-defined, since you neither take the pussy into your mouth nor blow it like a trumpet.

Next you'll tell me a tampon is descriminating males. I mean, ffs, Tuomas, you can take your feminism a bit too far.

― nathalie, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:03 (eighteen years ago)

FWIW I don't commonly hear cunnilingus referred to as a "blowjob"

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:03 (eighteen years ago)

I think you want the vagina wet, not dry. ;-)

― nathalie, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:04 (eighteen years ago)

Hmm, is there a proper slang word for "female blowjob" then? Cunnilingus sounds awfully technical.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

you can take your feminism a bit too far

oh is that what it is?

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

isn't this a thread somewhere? Also wouldn't "take into mouth" also not be unisex?

Unisex:
going down
giving head

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://z.about.com/d/rap/1/0/7/1/-/-/ItsGoinDown.jpg

― and what, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

xxpost Probably not. My brane's fried due to sleep deprivation and hormonal imbalances. :-(

― nathalie, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

You know, saying that some word is defined by male experience doesn't necessarily mean it's a radical feminist statement.

(xx-post)

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

I know, I know. I just think that sometimes I hate these discussions. They just take the fun out of it, y'know. This is why I stopped reading Butler et al. At the end of the day it gets you down (pun intended).

― nathalie, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

You know, saying that some word is defined by male experience doesn't necessarily mean it's a radical feminist statement.

(xx-post)

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 2:10 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

this was covered, you don't give chicks "blowjobs"

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

Semantically, "ottaa suihin" seems to refer to male blowjobs, because literally it means "taking something inside your mouth". But the phrase has become unisex, so people don't much think about the literal meaning.

(x-post)

Nath, my point wasn't to take the fun out of the discussion, why else would I have said that you can't blow the pussy like a trumpet?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

we're having fun, right kids? yeah!

― and what, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:16 (eighteen years ago)

i know a guy who doesn't enjoy blowjobs because he feels like it's 'degrading' to the woman giving it. seriously.

― Rubyredd, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

His name isn't Tuomas is it?

― Tom D., Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:18 (eighteen years ago)

Haha, even I don't take my feminism that far!

Back in the seventies there was a feminist writer who said that penetration as such was degrading to women (which of course meant that all proper feminists should become lesbians). I don't think she was very popular though.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:21 (eighteen years ago)

Not with men anyway

― Tom D., Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

the only time i've ever felt degraded by it was many years ago, when i was dating a weird canadian guy. i'd just done the deed, and he said to me:
'wow, that was fantastic...' (tootin' my own horn)
'...to be that good you must have had a lot of practise... which means you've probably swallowed a hell of a lot of cum'.

needless to say, that was the last blowjob he got from me.

― Rubyredd, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

I hope you punched him in the balls.

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

no, i was too young, naive, and speechless with shock. i wish i had though.

― Rubyredd, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder why he assumed you always swallowed.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

NOM NOM NOM
NO IT ARE MY BIRTHDAY

― Abbott, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

Ahahaha :D

― Trayce, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

Also:
i know a guy who doesn't enjoy blowjobs because he feels like it's 'degrading' to the woman giving it. seriously.

His name was Mark Loi, Facebook feminist, rite?

― Trayce, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

this thread needs more pixx

― pisces, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 00:42 (eighteen years ago)

from the birthday thread - how 'degrading' (or insert-preferred-word - positive or negative) is c on f?

― milo z, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 00:47 (eighteen years ago)

and would it have been more or less acceptable before Internet porn?

― milo z, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 00:47 (eighteen years ago)

Surely as a porn practice it predates the Internet?

I don't know anyone in real life who'd have men do that to her, but I assume in real life it must be pretty degrading, because I see no other purpose for it than to emphasize the woman's submissiveness. (Though maybe some folks just like to imitate porn practices without thinking about the implicit power relations?) In porn, the practice is said to exist to provide a visual proof that the male actor actually comes, though it undoubtedly also has a lot to do with how genders and their power relations are portrayed there. I mean, if mainstream porn is meant mostly for straight guys, why should they care whether another guy comes or not?

Anyway, in real life no one needs such "proof", so I can't see no other point in it than proving the woman's submissiveness. Though of course if it's done as part of an S/M role play, things can get kinda muddled.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 06:03 (eighteen years ago)

words fail me

― Matt, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 06:51 (eighteen years ago)

I think perhaps occasionally you might worry too much.

― Matt, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 06:52 (eighteen years ago)

tuomas otm shot

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 07:33 (eighteen years ago)

needless to say, that was the last blowjob he got from me.

-- Rubyredd, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 5:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I hope you punched him in the balls.

-- Ms Misery, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 5:12 PM

there should be a name for this manouver

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 07:43 (eighteen years ago)

For punching someone in the balls?

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 10:56 (eighteen years ago)

It's all true: and when a man goes down on a woman, that merely emphasises a man's submissiveness, which is obviously bad, as only being dominant is good. Therefore, we should all practice sex standing up, to emphasise equal power relations.

― moley, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 11:14 (eighteen years ago)

Preferably in public, with me taking photos.

― moley, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 11:17 (eighteen years ago)

Er, we were talking about coming on someone's face, not blowjobs. And like I said, I don't think there's anything wrong in willful submission (though submission often is a different thing for men and women because of different gender expectations), but somehow I don't think coming on her face is usually something that both participants are equally interested in.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 11:21 (eighteen years ago)

it's true, I only got into it after a girl kept asking me to do it

― energy flash gordon, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

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