Bernard Badger's Animals-Only Zone: NO HUMANS ALLOWED

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

All species welcome - except for humans. Man, FUCK them.

― Bernard Badger, Saturday, 11 June 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

Man

Huh?

― nathalie's post modern sleaze fest (stevie nixed), Saturday, 11 June 2005 08:27 (twenty years ago)

df3gfghry4cgytfxfx43fjgjy

(Written by cat Sooty)

― JTS, Saturday, 11 June 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

I for one support Bernard's stance and I'd appreciate it if only animals posted on this thread from now on. You humans have plenty of other threads to chat fart on.

― Karla Koala, Saturday, 11 June 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

The level of illiteracy amongst cats is shocking.

― Vic Vole, Saturday, 11 June 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

They've been cossetted for centuries by humans and think they're so great. No wonder they don't think they need an education.

― Valerie Vole, Saturday, 11 June 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

Ey up love, I haven't seen you round here before.

― Vic Vole, Saturday, 11 June 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

This is a (very bad) picture of me with one of my mates, when I had brown fur.

http://www.psy.fsu.edu/faculty/wang/pair1.gif

― Valerie Vole, Saturday, 11 June 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

Nice whiskers!

I'd post a picture of myself, but my scanner's not working. Yes.

― Vic Vole, Saturday, 11 June 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

So whereabouts d'you live then, Valerie?

― Vic Vole, Saturday, 11 June 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

I strongly suppport Bernard in his cause. This place needs a safe haven where those hairless Gummi-eaters can't spread their Catechism of hate.

― Milhouse Manatee, Saturday, 11 June 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

I just HATE being called the speed bump of the sea! Slow work is good work.

― Milhouse Manatee, Saturday, 11 June 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

I for one think we should not be so hasty to slur humankind.

― Kevin Kangaroo, Saturday, 11 June 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

Fuck off, Skippy.

― Vic Vole, Saturday, 11 June 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

Who, man kind? I don't think so!

― Milhouse Manatee, Saturday, 11 June 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

Have you checked the creationist thread? The humans blithely talked about there being no intelligent life except for humans in the universe, until someone FINALLY pointed out that there were other intelligent animals on earth, which they'd just 'forgotten'. And don't get me started about the 'Why are we here' thread. I had my head in my paws.

― Bernard Badger, Saturday, 11 June 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

"Aaaaaaooooo, Oi daon't thenk woie should boie tow hard on the humans."

It's that sort of attitude that keeps your furry brothers and sisters under the thumb of the clothes-wearing twunts.

― Vic Vole, Saturday, 11 June 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

Let me tell you, Kenny the Kangaroo or whatever your name is, I know everything I need to know about humans. I had a cousin once, and...well, it's too horrible to talk about really.

Two words: Richard Gere.

― Vic Vole, Saturday, 11 June 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

I for one think we should not be so hasty to slur humankind.
-- Kevin Kangaroo (kevi...), June 11th, 2005.

Kevin, I bet you're one of those freaks that goes out dressed up in a furless human suit on the weekends for teh sex0r.

― Aloisius Aardvark, Saturday, 11 June 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

Another simple question with a difficult answer: Are we supposed to be here?

'...a badger seems pretty happy with his lot' indeed. My whiskers are still twitching over that one. The implicit assumption that badgers do not really think deeply about things.

― Bernard Badger, Saturday, 11 June 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

Kevin, you have it easy... You have no fear of being run over by speedboats, or being shot for your bodily extensions to help the Japanese get bigger erections. But one would think you'd have some sense of history. Remember the days of boxing matches? REMEMBER?

― Milhouse Manatee, Saturday, 11 June 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

Haven't you even read The Inhuman Zoo by Professor Desmond Duck?

― Vic Vole, Saturday, 11 June 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

-- Milhouse Manatee (milhous...), June 12th, 2005.

Oh, believe me, I have a massive irrational fear of getting run over by a speedboat.

― Kevin Kangaroo, Saturday, 11 June 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

Hi.

http://www.thefineartcompany.co.uk/Animals/NA3.JPG

― C0lin, Saturday, 11 June 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

I tell you this, them humans be givin' all us animals a bad rep, y'know what I'm sayin'? I mean, jes' cos a brother got enough respect for a lady to be wearin' a jimmy-hat, they be tryin' to make out like we all gay or sump'n. Fuck that shit. Ain't nobody like to get buck wild like a muthafuckin' Panda.

― Pimpin' Panda, Saturday, 11 June 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

Keep your filthy generalisations to yourself.

― Frigid Panda, Saturday, 11 June 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

Bitch, you know you just holdin' out for my paper.

― Pimpin' Panda, Saturday, 11 June 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

Humans are a drag. You just gotta learn to keep your distance from the fuckers.

― Sid Sasquatch (Austin, Still), Saturday, 11 June 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

Or get 'em to keep their distance from you.

― Solly Skunk, Saturday, 11 June 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

So anybody in here ever had a mixed-race relationship?

― Harv Hippo, Saturday, 11 June 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

Man, I dated a hippo once, but in the end that didn't work out... Sad as it sounds, our, er, dimensions came into the way. I was giving her head, and she nearly squashed it.

We never discussed the incident, but after that we became more and more distant to each other. The love we had earlier couldn't now hide the fact that we were living in different worlds. I began to crave the vastness of the sea again, while all she wanted to do was roll in the mud and smoke a few joints. Pretty soon I left. No tears, except for the ones inside.

Sometimes, I leave my pack and wander to my favourite cliff far on western Benton Beach, and when I sit there all quiet, I can still hear her grunts in the wind.

― Milhouse Manatee, Sunday, 12 June 2005 08:27 (twenty years ago)

http://www.fmnh.helsinki.fi/nayttelyt/ltm/pysyvat/pohjapiirroskuvat/valokuvat/3-nisakkaat-norppa.jpg

Oy!

― Selena Seal, Sunday, 12 June 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

wuSSup Otha fliez out there!! i am asexxy fly girl in LA area who is actually a real FLY yo lol. i wuz wondering if any otha fly guys out there wants to be getting 2gether for some BREEDINg and FLYin around peoples windoz after we get trappsed int2 them. HOLLA back!!!!!!

― Fly in Diamond Bar (ath), Sunday, 12 June 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

Bee boys fly girls put your hands up in the air...

― Milhouse Manatee, Sunday, 12 June 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

I lost my claim to being human many years ago in an industrial accident. Even Jesus spurns me - proactively - with his foot.

― Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 12 June 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

BZZ BZZ I WANT TO EAT FILTHY W/U FLY GIRL IN DIAMOND BAR. I AM A 2 WEEK OLD FRUIT FLY FROM PASADENA WHO WANTS TO STICK MY PROBISCUS INTO SOME ROTTING YOGURT AND STICK MY HARD FLY COCK INTO YOUR FLY GENITALS AFTERWARDS. HOLLA BACK

― BIG FLY GUY 69 (ath), Sunday, 12 June 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

Ha! I'm allowed here!

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 12 June 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

VIDEO: TARANTULA VS. MOUSE (TARANTULA WINS)

― latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Sunday, 12 June 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

'Meet the Feebles' put me off cross-species relationships for a whoe mating season.

― Bernard Badger, Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

Badger Badger Badger!

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.