What Do You Look Like: Another topless photo of Andrew has surfaced, thus warranting a new thread for JUNE 2005.

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I'm alive and well in Nha Trang, Vietnam, where I am training to become a scuba instructor of all things. Yesterday, some friends and I biked out to some waterfalls in the middle of a forest, where this photo was taken.

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/andrew-at-waterfalls.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 02:43 (twenty years ago)

I just realized that I'm going to have to look at this guy's fur patch for the next month everytime I open this thread.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

Clever boy, that.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/no/uncle_tom_banner.gif

― DAEREST V1CE MAGAZINE!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

I guess that banner only makes sense for 'mericans.

― DAEREST V1CE MAGAZINE!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

And even then...

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

I'm jealous that Andrew has the freedom to run off and do shit like this.

Of course I went to the beach today....

― DAEREST V1CE MAGAZINE!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 03:17 (twenty years ago)

Cool pic Andrew! I like the depth of field on it, and am not too blinded by your pale flesh haha ;P (just kidding)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

there are worse things to look at than a half naked Andrew

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

there should be an alternate oneof Andrew at the waterfall, brandishing the gun from last month's pic!

― cheeses haitch christ (haitch), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 04:01 (twenty years ago)

there are worse things to look at than a half naked Andrew

Tell it, sister. Tell all these fur-patch haters to shut it.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

WHo among us does not have a fur patch or two of our own?

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 04:04 (twenty years ago)

Andrew looks like a suitable gentleman caller.....

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

i have a great polaroid of me, my ex, and the dude she's dating now. it's hilaroisjks.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 06:05 (twenty years ago)

dewars n soda done me worng

― g e o f f (gcannon), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 06:05 (twenty years ago)

soon as i get to a scanner, it's on. i;ll go to kinkos tomorrow

― g e o f f (gcannon), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 06:06 (twenty years ago)

the top half of andrew's photo is very striking indeed. the bottom is a little, er, gratuitous. a little.

― metal detective (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

i don't even mean "half." the top five sixths are fine!

― metal detective (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)

Come on, guys. The pubes ain't even STARTED yet in that photo.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

Implying that there's other photos where they do.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/whitey.jpg

― Chris 'Crusty' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

oh my god it's a trap and a good one. kudos. your consistent shirtlessness always perturbed me (it's me, not you, it's me) but now you acknowledge it and self-deprecate somewhat ("another topless photo") so apology accepted and I open the thread and... fuck.

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

I am jealous of andrew. (and squeamish guys, turn off images. duh.)

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

Chris, please tell me you were listening to The White Room when that was taken.

Also you people are all bonkers. I think we all should follow Andrew's example. He is a pioneer among mankind in his quest for demolishing the ridiculous "NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO SERVICE" nonsense and u r all jealous.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

nope, unfortunately i wasn't. i was listening to "youth group".

― Chris 'Crusty' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

No Shirt No Shoes Full Service!

Bah, I enjoyed being The Andrew for a while. Hey, The Andrew, fix backups/the search page!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

Oh, shit, it's fucked. Can't do it now - stoned - will look as soon as I can.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

You are a hero.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

We've already done the naked thread, k thx bye.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

I'm not talking about being naked just for the sake of ILX. I'm talking about being topless, all of the time, like Andrew. That is something to aspire to.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

So naked for naked's sake.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

It's too cold in my office.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

It's too cold in my orifice.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

men freaking out over a topless picture of another man is kind of funny.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

I'd be equally disturbed if it were a chick!

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, that chick needs a bikini wax.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

The picture was fine, I'm surprised that anyone is making a big deal over this.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

Indeed. Besides, the place does look very beautiful and if the weather was hot, who wouldn't strip down?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

The Pope

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

Maybe he was calling Andrew on his cell.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

No, Andrew's next photo will reveal just a little bit of penis shaft and some nutsack and it'll be played off like no big deal.

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas already did that and no one minded.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

Let's be cool.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

Wait, I missed a Tuomas cock shot? Where have I been?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

omg your tiny belly is so cute andrew!

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

(xp) I mean, there was one that revealed quite a bit of his thighs...

I think the only ILXors' penises I've seen have been Momus and Martin S.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

the word nutsack is, to me, way more disturbing than the actual item.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

thus its usage in the hypothetical context. But anyway Andrew does look great in the photo and well it is cropped...

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/naamme/b.jpg

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

Carefully phrased. xpost

Looking good there, n/a! You'll challenge Thor in the metal band stakes yet!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

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Hey, that's a really good pic! Joyful! Exuberant!

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 23 June 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

And petting an invisible bird that has perched on my keyboard!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 23 June 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

That brilliant photo of Ambrose and pal in turquoise made my eyeballs explode.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 23 June 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

i have a really vivid bruise on my arse that i'm tempted to post, but my cohabitant has taken the camera away

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 23 June 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

the original poster of this thread is hotttt
you swing my way andrew???

― breezy, Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

there was a photo book that came out a few years ago featuring the photographer's mom in various humourous positions (as a coffee table, etc). WHICH AUSSIE KATE SHOULD TOTALLY DO. not because she looks like a mom or a coffee table, but she has this totally knowing look that somehow adds levels to whatever appears to be going on.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

http://mvtimes.com/Graphics/06232005/RufusSeward1_bs.jpg

Rufus got his picture in the local paper. We went to look at classic cars. Note the car on his t-shirt.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

What the frickafrack are those "L plates"?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

He's adorable!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

andrew or rufus?

okay, both

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

I just noticed that you can see the Gay Head Lighthouse behind him. One of my ancestors was a lighthouse keeper there. I think my great grandpa was born in it.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

that is awesome.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

What the frickafrack are those "L plates"?

A rather dubious modern tradition for the hen night (bachelorette party) is to wear 'L' plates. 'L' Plates being what you put on a car when you are learning to drive.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

I feel like an archaeologist, and you are my Rosetta Stone. Thank you.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

That tradition is weak.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

jaymc in that pic you look like the hs boyfriend i had when i was 16.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 24 June 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

Hari your pic is fuckin' hot. I love fringes on guys.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

http://img270.echo.cx/img270/6389/jeremyjune20058ui.jpg

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 24 June 2005 05:42 (twenty years ago)

i'm not completely bald anymore!

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 24 June 2005 05:42 (twenty years ago)

LEAVE MY L PLATES ALONE. I thought they were highly amusing and I'm the one getting married so fuck off :)

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 24 June 2005 07:02 (twenty years ago)

there are some hairy dudes on this board.

― monsanto and yanni (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 June 2005 07:12 (twenty years ago)

you should see our nipples

― oops (Oops), Friday, 24 June 2005 07:15 (twenty years ago)

http://photos12.flickr.com/17895133_7fba126a64.jpg

― Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Friday, 24 June 2005 08:21 (twenty years ago)

archel - whats the book youre holding?

― sunny successor (when the lunch bell rings why dont you eat me) (katharine), Friday, 24 June 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

It is a slim volume of poetry by Brendan Cleary, called 'Sacrilege'.

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 24 June 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

Dan Perry!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 June 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

At dinner last night.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v483/Hereward/sera.jpg

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

OMG, I wuv Rufus.

― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 24 June 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

M. White in exactly how I pictured him shocka.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 24 June 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

Wearing the purple T

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/78/1287/320/groupshotpspatio.jpg

― Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Friday, 24 June 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

That chick totally digs you. Go for it.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 24 June 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

well there goes M. White's mystique. Way to go, dude.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 24 June 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

me with "el bioni" and me:
http://photos16.flickr.com/21335012_68e5d7253b.jpg

― c/n (Cozen), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

M. White in exactly how I pictured him shocka.

A young William Burroughs?

― Making off like a lucky bandit / Kate (papa november), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

Not to continually beat the same concept into the ground, but....

It's not a great pic of either of us, but....
http://homepage.mac.com/alexinnyc/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2005-06-24%2013.15.03%20-0700/Image-5C785318E4EB11D9.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

have you given charlotte a trendy hairdo?

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

She needs the single barrette

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

I LOVE THAT BAND KILLING JOE!

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

two years old but still accurate/let's see if it works

http://www.perseusbooksgroup.com/images/author/1000016829.jpg

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 25 June 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

Is that a book jacket author photo, lovebug?

Yeah, Alex, what's with the Chazzer and the highlights?

― k/l (Ken L), Saturday, 25 June 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

lovebug, you look like Anthony Bourdain.

― C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Saturday, 25 June 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

Or like a lanky Harlan Ellison.

― k/l (Ken L), Saturday, 25 June 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

I love how potty-mouth, anger-enriched Alex in NYC is so utterly helplessly smitten by the Chazzer. Twee in NYC!

― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Saturday, 25 June 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

You should also see him when he reviews his favorite Xmas movies, Je4nne.

― k/l (Ken L), Saturday, 25 June 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

Self-timer, from the dashboard of my car, while waiting in the drive-through of the Tim Horton's:
http://www.globalhermit.com/pix/sean-car.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 26 June 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

M White looks quite debonair...

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 26 June 2005 02:37 (twenty years ago)

horsing around with the new camera:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/rawhit4/IMG_0243.jpg

― ryan (ryan), Sunday, 26 June 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

another uber close up of me and my grill

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Mandalion/majoremoman.jpg

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

here's me after waking up yesterday:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/DSCN0775.jpg

― latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 11:54 (twenty years ago)

Wow, you are really low resolution when you wake up huh. I know the feeling.

And another adorable Mandee!

― The Future Mrs Archel, Wednesday, 29 June 2005 11:59 (twenty years ago)

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