Astrology: classic or dud

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Do you believe in astrology? I'm starting to more and more (Just the personality stuff, not the predictions or things like that.)-- it all began when I started to notice that all of the libras in my life were really hard to put up with, in the same way. It's just spiraled from there.

― she's lost control (Jools), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

astrology C or D

― oops (Oops), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

i cant stand fuckin pisceens

― Webert Allred, Saturday, 9 July 2005 01:46 (twenty years ago)

use a chair?

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 9 July 2005 06:28 (twenty years ago)

ASTROLOGY IS BOLLOCKS AND ONLY MORONS GIVE IT ANY THOUGHT.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Saturday, 9 July 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

How ya doin', moron?

― You just gave it some thought, asshole, Sunday, 10 July 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

My horoscope today said "Time to dust off your Big Book Of Chat-Up Lines". However, as Marcello once advised, it's probably not a good idea to trust horoscopes written by ex-NME staffers.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 10 July 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

Akshully I was pissed when I wrote the above, so technically I didn't give it any thought. It's still bollocks tho but.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Sunday, 10 July 2005 06:20 (twenty years ago)

i'm pissed now, and i agree with what you said. if i told you i was a libra, you'd think "aha! that's why you're so difficult to get along with!". but i lied!!

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 10 July 2005 06:25 (twenty years ago)

Most astrologers seem to go on about Librans being evenly balanced people. Either they think that astrology is just another type of sympathetic magic, or they love puns a bit too much.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 10 July 2005 06:27 (twenty years ago)

are like cats and dogs and giraffes and weasels libras and geminis and scorpios and whatnot? are libra wolfs hard to get along with?

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 10 July 2005 06:29 (twenty years ago)

Yes, pet astrologers do exist.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 10 July 2005 06:31 (twenty years ago)

Because gullible morons with more money than they know what to do with exist.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Sunday, 10 July 2005 06:39 (twenty years ago)

I was going to say that pet astrologers seem to be concentrated in certain parts of the world, but didn't want to get a smackdown from people who got the wrong idea and thought I was implying that everybody on that continent is that mad.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 10 July 2005 06:40 (twenty years ago)

There are certain rules when it comes to dates. One is that if a guy calls his ex-girlfriend a "psycho," you should never go out with him again. Another is that girls who insist on talking about astrology are horrible.

― Chris H. (chrisherbert), Sunday, 10 July 2005 06:59 (twenty years ago)

Classic because it gives you an easy reason to ignore anything someone who believes in it says.

My favorites are the deeply christian types who believe in it. Say, you do know that the whole thing is based on greek mythology, don't you?

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 10 July 2005 09:07 (twenty years ago)

classic.

it's part of my daily routine, it can be pretty entertaining, especially when the 'seer' is spot on. goes well with coffee.

― ai lien (kold_krush), Sunday, 10 July 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

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