Bad timing when breaking up with someone

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Following on from bad things to say when breaking up with someone: what's the worst break-up timing you've come across?

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 10 July 2005 06:51 (twenty years ago)

The worst one I've personally experienced: someone who decided to start the "I think we should split up" conversation when we were lying in bed cuddling, about a minute or two after sex.

(yeah, it wasn't very *good* sex, but still...)

(this was to end a several-year live-in relationship, incidentally)

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 10 July 2005 06:53 (twenty years ago)

"I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating."

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Sunday, 10 July 2005 06:55 (twenty years ago)

I broke with someone, and it ended up as her "most humbling moment" on Nerve/The Onion personals. That was pretty satisfying.

― Chris H. (chrisherbert), Sunday, 10 July 2005 06:55 (twenty years ago)

Seriously Forest, that is classic, like a great movie scene.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Sunday, 10 July 2005 06:56 (twenty years ago)

im pretty sure its not good for sumone to dump another while th one person owes th other person 1000$...im still in a quandry if i should give th munny back or keep it in spite..anyone wanna go to dinner?

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Sunday, 10 July 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

when she's pregnant

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 10 July 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)

when she's got your cock and balls in her mouth.

― dave bender, Sunday, 10 July 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

How about getting dumped by your first-ever girlfriend six weeks after your brother gets killed in a hit0-and-run accident and two weeks after his best friend (who offered to be your surrogate older brother) is killed in a drunk-driving accident?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 10 July 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

I got dumped on the first day of a six week european trip together.

― Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Sunday, 10 July 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

EGAD! Those last two.

― jim wentworth (wench), Sunday, 10 July 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

Jeez Dan, really? That's awful even without the getting dumped part :-(

― Paul outta Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Sunday, 10 July 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

A friend of mine got dumped by her b/f while they were driving down to Niagra Falls together!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 10 July 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

your cock in her nose and balls in her mouth and spunky in her eye

― dave bender, Sunday, 10 July 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

"I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating."

You are talking about relationships, right?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 10 July 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

RIGH AFTER SHE SAYING HAPPY BIRHTAY SONNY THEN YOU TAKE A POO ON HER BADY CAKE FOOKIN BICH

― GARU G, Sunday, 10 July 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

"I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating."

You are talking about relationships, right?

Haha, because if not, I'm completely with you!

― C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Sunday, 10 July 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

The worst one I've personally experienced: someone who decided to start the "I think we should split up" conversation when we were lying in bed cuddling, about a minute or two after sex.

I've been dumped during if that's any concolation.

― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 10 July 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

I was taken to a McDonalds specifically to be dumped once, that was baffling and not a little embarrasing.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 10 July 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

Actually, getting dumped mid-coitus might be kinda hot. Turns boring old Relationship Sex into superhawt Ex Sex! Assuming, y'know, you're not totally devestated emotionally from getting the ax whilst thrusting.

― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 10 July 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

Instant Grudge Fuck!

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 10 July 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

I think that might become a whole new fetish - "come on baby, dump me, yeah, that's right".

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Sunday, 10 July 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

this year i 'broke up' with an f-buddy gone serious the morning after she spent the night, on the day before valentines

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 10 July 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

I didn't think that actually happened to real people (getting dumped during sex).

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 10 July 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

can we talk about that art garfunkel sex movie on this thread?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 11 July 2005 05:11 (twenty years ago)

art garfunkel sex movie

the goggles

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 11 July 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)

http://home.online.no/~frodebye/dana_gillespie/images/video_bad_timing.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 11 July 2005 05:28 (twenty years ago)

Is there ever good timing in a breakup?

― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 11 July 2005 05:56 (twenty years ago)

With four hungry children and the crop in the field

― plebian plebs (plebian), Monday, 11 July 2005 07:25 (twenty years ago)

Jeez Dan, really? That's awful even without the getting dumped part :-(

Oh, it's true. That two month period basically formed the entire basis for hating humanity.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 11 July 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

(Although the timing is wrong, it was six weeks and four weeks. Not too many fond memories from freshman year of high school.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 11 July 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

while taking a dump.

― fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Monday, 11 July 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

I was once in a relationship of 5 months and he got his best friend to dump me for him... at school... and then his other friend tried to hook up with me minutes after the break-up, while i was in tears

― krista, Tuesday, 2 August 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

I know someone who dumped their bloke of three years the day before both his parents died in a car accident.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 05:56 (twenty years ago)

Blimey.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 05:57 (twenty years ago)

Coincidence? I think not.

― Anti-Pope Consortium (noodle vague), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 05:57 (twenty years ago)

I pointed out that had she planned to ditch him on the Monday rather than the Saturday she'd probably still be stuck with him now as she'd be too nice to dump him for years afterwards.

Yet she still felt bad about it for months... Not as bad as he did, though. Bummer of a weekend.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 06:03 (twenty years ago)

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