Oh you CRIMINAL!

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A conversation with a friend last night led to me stating what crimes we had commited and thought were acceptable, or could justify at the time of doing them. The conclusion was - not much is sacred.

Bear in mind, I have never been arrested or charged and certainly don't make a habit of many of the following. The circumstances vary....

Shoplifting
Breaching the peace
Selling drugs
Being in possesion of drugs
Vandalism
Public nudity

Please list your own, make me feel less of a bad 'un

Rumpie, Monday, 11 July 2005 06:12 (twenty years ago)

i saw nudiddy once time.

TIM@KFC.EDU, Monday, 11 July 2005 06:23 (twenty years ago)

Liking Linda Ronstadt

Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 11 July 2005 07:23 (twenty years ago)

Your offences against the law.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 11 July 2005 07:43 (twenty years ago)


Selling hard drugs is not on my list.

VM 9001 (dymaxia), Monday, 11 July 2005 10:38 (twenty years ago)

fourteen years pass...

I was in the liquor store getting some boxes this morning. ("Are there boxes here? Have you seen any boxes?") As I went through their cupboards at the front of the store, the security guy pulled aside a man with a knapsack and retrieved four or five tall beer cans he was trying to steal. In a very low voice, the guard told the guy he was no longer welcome in the store.

I don't have a problem with this--the guy was in his mid-60s, maybe 70--and the idea of taking any further action raises the question of why on earth you'd ever do that. Still, the casualness of it all was eye-opening. I commented to the guard "You don't even take his picture?" and he pointed out that all the cameras in the store look after that.

I did wonder what would have happened if he had instead been an 18-year-old kid--especially a black 18-year-old kid. The guard was Indian and quite young himself.

(Related story: because I would move classrooms every two or three years, I used to keep a lot of boxes at the back of the room filled with books I didn't need to unpack for that particular year. They were almost all from the liquor store, with the logos and names of various kinds of whiskey and whatnot. Other teachers got a big laugh out of this, but no one in administration--if they even knew--every asked me to remove them from the classroom.)

clemenza, Saturday, 24 August 2019 16:08 (six years ago)


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