Big Brother (UK 2005) - Come anticipate Makosi's eviction with us all, we friendly (thread 6)

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Possibly this week, definitely next week.

Mind you, Craig hasn't gone so maybe naming her on this thread is courting luck (good or bad, depends on your viewpoint)

Vanessa will most probably go this week as in tests most housemates like her less than Makosi. But, noms next week, assuming normality, will have her up against a.n. other, and I think we can assume all the people who rang in to evict Vanessa will r.i.t.e. Makosi next week.

Ah, I think we have our new thread title...

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 15 July 2005 10:07 (nineteen years ago)

bring it on! this pregnancy shite is driving me batty!

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 10:14 (nineteen years ago)

I hate to say I told you so but I told you so. She's vile.

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 15 July 2005 10:15 (nineteen years ago)

She's queen vile at the moment but there are plenty of worker viles in the wings waiting to be battered senseless.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Friday, 15 July 2005 10:17 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, Queen Bee as opposed to Maxwell's Top Dogism.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 15 July 2005 10:19 (nineteen years ago)

it was good to see maxwell on BBLB yesterday and see he's already a washed-up has-been. didn't even take a week!

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 10:21 (nineteen years ago)

I'm glad that I'm following this via websites because the full impact of her alleged vileness has not hit me, ergo I still find her HAWTT.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 July 2005 10:21 (nineteen years ago)

They've found it...

http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds8181.html

"Don't talk about it - don't talk about that any more," Craig whispered to Anthony.

"Don't tell us what do to, I've told you before," the Geordie responded.

― JimD (JimD), Friday, 15 July 2005 10:22 (nineteen years ago)

Craig recited the message: "There is a male in the house - a mole in the house - Anthony, wake up! Oh my God"

Ha ha - I hope Craig really did say this.

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 15 July 2005 10:48 (nineteen years ago)

Anthony + Craig = Ren + Stimpy

― koogs (koogs), Friday, 15 July 2005 10:58 (nineteen years ago)

I wish they'd put the two of them in a den like Michelle and Emma's last year.

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 15 July 2005 11:05 (nineteen years ago)

I'd prefer them in a ditch

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 15 July 2005 11:07 (nineteen years ago)

is this thread title a reference to something twee?

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 15 July 2005 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

Pewish the thought!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 15 July 2005 11:39 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, and thread seven is going to be called "bring back Kinga!"

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 15 July 2005 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

Science into second favourite with all bookmakers now... he could just about win this, you know?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 15 July 2005 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

I still think the 8/1 being offered in some places on Kemal is ridiulous as well... all he needs is one big MOMENT to shore him through until the end of the series, and maybe Anthony to fuck-up...

(With Craig out of the house, will Anthony have any appeal whatsoever?)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 15 July 2005 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

Craig gone, Anthony will have Science, they seem to be OK with each other...

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 15 July 2005 12:50 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm glad that I'm following this via websites"

hahaha

― Stoica Lois, Friday, 15 July 2005 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

I've come to the conclusion that in order to spice things up next year they should hold the thing in front of a full capacity crowd at the re-vamped Wembley Stadium.

― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Friday, 15 July 2005 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

Anthony "Oh shurrup man, Craig"
Wembley "HRAYYYYY!!!!!"

(Um, that sounds better than it reads)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 15 July 2005 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

11.40: Derek is telling HMs that he was behind Margaret Thatcher when she put her hankerchief over the....then he trails off. Makosi tells Derek that she like Mag Thatcher and Derek says 'oh shes magnificent!'

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 15 July 2005 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

> when she put her hankerchief over the...

tailplane of that model of the BA jet. was just after they'd decided to do away with union flag and use various ethnic designs instead.

― koogs (koogs), Friday, 15 July 2005 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm talking about Father of the Bride, the best film ever"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

god i hate craig

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

omigod... he's POSSESSED!

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Science running things in the house yet again! I love how he celebrates being right by throwing himself over items of furniture.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

can they squeal any louder? me bloody ears

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

Turn the volume knob down!

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

why do they put this fking jimmy carr shite on? they should have stayed with the house. i've no idea how theyre going to fit the whole final 2 negotiation + eviction into the next half hour show.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

20 mins on eviction process, 5 mins commercials, 5 mins brief-as-necessary chat with Vanessa ? If she actually goes, that is ...

― darren (darren), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

smartie

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

smarties!!!

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

Makosi vs. Vanessa...

Makosi seems to be trying to volunteer to leave

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

aww poor weepy vanessa

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

jesus.....drama!

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

what the hell is makosi doing?

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

and what is vanessa WEARING

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

This should be the most interesting week in the house yet...

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

ha ha ha ha ha ha

― lil missy, Friday, 15 July 2005 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

i liked it when they played royal trux.

at i couldn't stop laughing at vanessa's reaction. i'm a bitch!

― lil missy, Friday, 15 July 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

I am trying to fight off some lingering sympathy for Vanessa's plight - fuck, it can't be great for someone essentially good-natured, even a gormless sourpuss like her, to know that not only do the GBP loathe you but all your housemates do too !

― darren (darren), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

I thought someone might throw her a few charity votes after it was impossible for Makosi to be evicted anyhow.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

Vanessa's entire time in the house can be summed up in about 45 seconds. Sounds right to me.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

I thought someone might throw her a few charity votes after it was impossible for Makosi to be evicted anyhow.

I guessed that was what Kemal was probably doing.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

i felt a bit sorry for her but then i just rememebered that time she missed out on having to do maxwell's week long sorting task and the fact that she showed no remorse at all when she seen the party food & bouncy castle. she was actually a stupid worthless cunt.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

at least maxwell was, at times, quite kind to people.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

what a vacuous waste of oxygen vanessa is. what a nonentity. it's not even that the lights are on but nobody's home; the lights aren't even on.

of course, that whole housemates-choose thing was massively flawed because it would be obvious from the third vote which way the wind was blowing. (it didn't help that the second voter was craig, who was obviously just going to do whatever anthony did.) respect to kemal for actually having the balls to vote against the crowd.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

and that time she set aside the two biggest "breadrolls" for herself. what a cunt!

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

will makosi go next week? it looks likey and, if she does there will be 1 girl and 6 blokes. will ch4 try and make sure that doesnt happen?

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 16 July 2005 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

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Craig was so horribly creepy. If Anthony doesn't tell him to "fuck right of" today, then Anthony deserves what he gets. Although I was torn last night between laughing & feeling sick. FINALLY the stupid housemates realise that Craig is a nutter.

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 29 July 2005 08:00 (nineteen years ago)

before craig leaves i confess i do want to see the scene where anthony finally snaps at him. i am completely mystified as to how it hasn't happened yet but then anthony is a very dim boy.

― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 29 July 2005 08:10 (nineteen years ago)

So, what now? Now we anticipate Craig's eviction?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 29 July 2005 08:14 (nineteen years ago)

truly great television: the ending rivalled 'some like it hot'.

just staggering, really. craig MUST stay.

― N_RQ, Friday, 29 July 2005 08:15 (nineteen years ago)

Orlaith is now 1% ahead on the sparklit poll.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 29 July 2005 08:16 (nineteen years ago)

Didn't Kemal look a bit like Prince from certain angles last night?

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Friday, 29 July 2005 08:18 (nineteen years ago)

but then anthony is a very dim boy.

exactly, and he doesn't seem to get wound up like most of the other housemates which is why i've preferred him from the start. I saw this whole 'Craig' thing coming as soon as Maxwell was evicted.

(give me a sodding medal)

xpost and kemal always looks like prince

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 29 July 2005 08:19 (nineteen years ago)

I never noticed it until last night.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Friday, 29 July 2005 08:23 (nineteen years ago)

has anyone in the house mentioned it to him yet?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 29 July 2005 08:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.soulshine.ca/images/news/prince.jpg

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/housemates/kemal_hp.jpg

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 29 July 2005 08:27 (nineteen years ago)

That had never occured to me, although it's totally OTM!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 29 July 2005 08:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:UaIvXsB9QC0J:secure2.venus.co.uk/bluemask2/media/cal05_loureed_full.jpg

― koogs (koogs), Friday, 29 July 2005 08:31 (nineteen years ago)

xpost/He was wearing a wig and white suit that was totally Under The Cherry Moon but I could not grab the piccie.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 29 July 2005 08:33 (nineteen years ago)

"i am completely mystified as to how it hasn't happened yet"

Probably because every single person who's been evicted after Lesley has either been a friend, or at least a 'man's man' that Anthony respected (Roberto, Science). He's stuck with Derek (who actively hates him) Makosi (who thinks he's a fool), Kemal (who's his exact opposite and Eugene (who thinks he's "dull", and presumably vice-versa) from next week, so he doesn't have much choice.

― Johnny Justice, Friday, 29 July 2005 08:49 (nineteen years ago)

Can you imagine craig being your friend?

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/latest-pics/day62/d61_1245_craigdr_g.jpg

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 29 July 2005 08:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/latest-pics/day55/d55_0200_craigw_g.jpg
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/latest-pics/day53/d53_0035_craig_rage_g.jpg

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 29 July 2005 08:57 (nineteen years ago)

He looks uncannily like my friend Stuart who is also from Norfolk but is the director of the art gallery M0dern Art Inc.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 29 July 2005 08:58 (nineteen years ago)

Oh your poor friend Suzy!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 29 July 2005 09:02 (nineteen years ago)

Don't you worry about my friend! He is sans le bitch tits and hangs out with nice artists; ran screaming from Norwich at first possible opportunity.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 29 July 2005 09:05 (nineteen years ago)

that second pic looks like a still from "rubber johnny"

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 29 July 2005 09:07 (nineteen years ago)

Another ex-colleague is a total wannabe Derek and lookalike called C¥prian (West Indian gay guy trying to be seen as posh). In fact when I mentioned it to the stately homo who was creative-directing last month's ESM he laughed and said he reckoned C. had been sniffing around that whole yucky World Of Interiors scene of which D is a member due to issues about getting closer to money and power. Dork.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 29 July 2005 09:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.warprecords.com/media/img/rj.jpg

"Ant'nee.... Who is your very best friend...?"
"Me ma, granma"
"no, take two..."

(Was going to i that image, thought better of it..)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 29 July 2005 09:13 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know anyone like anyone on big brother

crosspost

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 29 July 2005 09:16 (nineteen years ago)

that whole yucky World Of Interiors scene of which D is a member

Is this some mysterious secret code for a gay scene-fragment I've been previously unaware of?

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 29 July 2005 09:22 (nineteen years ago)

any news on whether craig raped anthony? not sure if its mentioned upthread, but the other week, when craig was on the couch, i swear he was knocking one off under the covers. not sure if anthony was asleep on the other sofa while he was doing this.

― fizzle, Friday, 29 July 2005 10:03 (nineteen years ago)

EUW!!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 29 July 2005 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

Ant was elsewhere.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 29 July 2005 10:12 (nineteen years ago)

i see bad things happening to craig when he comes out the house. i fear he will be taken advantage of.

― fizzle, Friday, 29 July 2005 10:17 (nineteen years ago)

I fear he will be asked lots of questions by a girl with a microphone.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 29 July 2005 10:19 (nineteen years ago)

i fear he will have his anal passage stuffed with a microphone.

― fizzle, Friday, 29 July 2005 10:22 (nineteen years ago)

Unfortunately, it will only be Davina and the inevitable tame shite.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Friday, 29 July 2005 10:24 (nineteen years ago)

i pray its orleith who gets voted out this week (although that will mean no more breasts). BB needs kamal desperately. who else will flirt with big brother in the diary room using crappy innuendo?

― fizzle, Friday, 29 July 2005 10:29 (nineteen years ago)

anthony?

― koogs (koogs), Friday, 29 July 2005 10:33 (nineteen years ago)

I think Kemal looks like Gloria from It Ain't Half Hot Mum.

I don't think Craig could pull off Lar-de-Dar Gunner Graham, but I'm sure he'd like to.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 29 July 2005 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

i pray its orleith who gets voted out this week (although that will mean no more breasts).

Those aren't breasts, those are jelly moulds

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 29 July 2005 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

But, seriously, surely there are no heterosexual men who find Orlaith's breasts attractive? Well, Calum might, but that doesn't count.

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 29 July 2005 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

We should come up with a list of questions that Craig should be faced with when he comes out (if all were right with the world and Davina grew a pair of balls).

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Friday, 29 July 2005 11:55 (nineteen years ago)

Delighted to see that people are finally coming round to the fact that that beaky-nosed harridan Davina McCall is SHITE

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 29 July 2005 11:58 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, get that Jayne Middlemiss next year!

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 29 July 2005 12:08 (nineteen years ago)

"I don't think Craig could pull off Lar-de-Dar Gunner Graham, but I'm sure he'd like to."

That's a fine pair of manboobs Gunner Craig, show 'em off, show 'em off!

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 29 July 2005 12:09 (nineteen years ago)

Right, as Orlaith is still 51%, looks like it's her night tonight. Surely, Kemal is in for the late boost? He's had two of his best (i.e. appealing to the GP) days.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 29 July 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

I never thought Kemal would go (famous last words). I really should act on my BB hunches at the bookies. I'd be a rich man by now. If I were on some kind of accumulator. That allowed the odd wrong one.

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 29 July 2005 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

that's a bit dissappointing.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 29 July 2005 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, Kemal was my favourite. Don't really care who wins now though morbidly interested in the fate of Anthony and Craig.

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

that was the first interview that's actually held my attention. what a bummer. it's pretty much over for me too apart from the soon to come attempted rape from craig.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

YAY! Result!

― David Merryweather Goes To Far (scarlet), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

"to far"

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

a bit bad

didn't want kemal to go but, when he did, he was awful, as I had worried he would be

OK, not awful but too much "babydoll" and "fabulous" and the "zhoozh" (?????) and, uhhh, "you haven't seen the last of me!!!!", at the end, twice or three times!

bad

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 29 July 2005 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

oh zhoozh you.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 29 July 2005 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

Big Brother (UK 2005) - Come anticipate Derek's eviction with us, oh yes he is! (thread 7)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 29 July 2005 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

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