Why is it Perfectly Acceptable to Mock Asians on US Television?

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Shit. my response was eaten by the server. anyhoo,

apu seems to voice no objection in any of the episodes where people take the piss out of his religion or culture. thats why i think hes gutless.

bullshit:

"I'll thank you not to offer my God a peanut."

or

"Hindu! there are 700 million of us!"

or the Apu/Mandjula wedding, where Homer shows up as Ganeesh and they throw rocks at him.

hell, find another american show that's had a hindu character for 10+ years, and one that's ever broadcast a hindu wedding...

kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 June 2001 02:41 (twenty-four years ago)

seinfeld had a hindu wedding, but i don't remember anybody except elaine looking like an ass in that episode.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 June 2001 02:55 (twenty-four years ago)

then again seinfeld was big on the "urban stereotypes" tip.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 June 2001 02:55 (twenty-four years ago)

Thats the thing, stereotypes are everywhere. Its part and parcel of TV programming and characterisation. One man's stereotype is another man's three dimensional, carefully nuanced and fleshed out, complex character. Anyway, Apu was deeply layered, and far from a one dimensional stereotype, but to be fair to blahbarian, he already said he didnt watch it, so how is he to know, he was just talking about Apu from what he has seen. That aside, lets face, it black audiences love a white stereotype, white audiences love a black stereotype, etc etc. We love these caricatures. It's obvious. Embrace the stereotype! If it wasnt for stereotypes, ethnic actors wouldnt be working!

egotripper, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 03:10 (twenty-four years ago)

See also The Simpsons pretty much represents everything I hate about, well, everything.

Babu.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 27 June 2001 03:15 (twenty-four years ago)

Apu's the most likable character on the whole show. Don't hate on him, people.
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-- sym (shmuelm4...), February 6th, 2004.

OTM!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 June 2001 03:38 (twenty-four years ago)

four years pass...
I caught a bit of "Family Guy" while in a bar last night, and sweet mercy if they didn't parade out every asian stereotype in the book, stopping just just short of making cat-eating jokes. What's going on in televsion that this shit comes out?

Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

you're not referring to asian reporter trisha takanawa, are you?

kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

I caught a bit of "Family Guy" while in a bar last night

"...the sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it"

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

That's what Family Guy does. It pushes the envelope that were pushed in the 70s, only they push 'em TO THE EXTREME!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

I didn't even know it was acceptable. What's Family Guy?

nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

Robot Chicken makes cat-eating jokes every other episode.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

the sound was on enough for me to catching that "we're making fun of the japanese now" song, gongs, etc.

Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

Family Guy is not funny. But those cute little asians and their dog-eating ways sure are!

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

South Park has gotten a lot 'nastier' recently - I saw the Mel Gibson one the other week and the sneaky digs at Jews...man! good thing they have a sense of humour...

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

ALF was nothing but cat-eating jokes.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

So this is the "cool ranch" version of racism?

Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

Because they're not big and scary and threatening to beat us up like the blacks. Unless of course they know Karate, in which case, ME SO SOLLY!

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

Have all the massive animated shows have made jokes about Asian peoples/cultures more readily than other groups? Examples:

Simpsons: Apu, regularly, over the years (I have found all of these hilarious tho, except anything to do with his kids which I haven't seen so can't comment) - plus the scene at Two Guys From Kabul still rox ("Sometimes I think you WANT us to fail!")

South Park: Pretty merciless and deliberate, the Pokemon thing (Japanese envy complex over 'the American penis' etc. - all JABOF of course, but still a little uncomfortable at times) springs to mind

King Of The Hill - the neighbour is an arrogant asshat with an annoying voice - but WHY?

Family Guy: see above

Futurama: Amy's parents

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

margaret cho once said that you never see an asian guy in a movie who's like "a tai chi master, or a foreign exchange student", i.e. asian still played up as exoticism and the foreign. Or the clueless convenience store owner. Hell, even the asian guy in "How High" was the clueless foreign exchange student, showing that the stock role has evolved so much since the glory days of Gedde Watanabe.

the notable exception to this was Harold & Kumar, which did a great thing in that it both put ethnic stereotypes on the screen(e.g. the korean college students, the indian doctors) and went about taking them down(the titular heroes).

kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

I found H&K strangely empowering, in spite of not being Asian or Indian. I think Jews actually are also portrayed stereotypically, though to a slightly lesser extent, but because the stereotypes are mostly "benign" they don't cause an outcry.

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

So basically anyone with an accent = a stereotype????

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

who said that??

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

. I think Jews actually are also portrayed stereotypically, though to a slightly lesser extent, but because the stereotypes are mostly "benign" they don't cause an outcry.

yeah, i was gunna mention that, since i think that the jewish guys were obviously(to me) put there coz the writers wanted avatars of themselves(jewish potheads) in their own movie, and thought it'd be funny to put stereotypes of themselves in a movie about stereotypes.

but this is not just with animated shows by any means; they're pretty much the go-to ethnic group for any lazy screenwriter who needs a clueless/harmless/asexual foreigner.

kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

dude ICHIRO is so cool.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

"konichiwa, bitches"

http://www.ntut.edu.tw/~s2370053/ICHIRO%20%20SUZUKI-4.JPG

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

King Of The Hill - the neighbour is an arrogant asshat with an annoying voice - but WHY?

I dunno .. but I DO remember Hank's line when everyone accused him of being racist... "No, I hate him because he's a jerk. What kind of a country is this where you can only hate a man if he's white?"

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

The Asian family on King of the Hill is a good reason why I decided that show wasn't worth my time, many years ago. I've since heard that it's actually funny and I should give it another chance, but that always made me cringe.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

coz they pronounce their r's like l's

Marco Salvetti - world moustache champion (moustache), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

er, yeaaah, never hear *that* line from racists much!

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N_RQ, Monday, 18 July 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

I don't remember which film critic it was who coined the term "magic negro" but I think the concept is a useful one in addressing ethnic stereotypes in film/TV.

The idea is basically that Hollywood has a shapeshifting stock character, the "magic negro" who, though benign, is 2-dimensional and exists only to help the white character achieve love/spiritual harmony/realizations about their lives, etc. An oft-cited example is Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost.

The critic I heard on NPR describing this (who might have been the one who coined it) said that the main objectionable thing is the two-dimensionality and, in a sense, the servitude. The black character is just a stepping-stone for the white character. And this critic said that this was his most important criteria for racism in a movie, not whether there are any "ethnic stereotypes" but whether the character is a fully realized human being.

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

what! king of the hill is really the only tv show ive ever seen to take issues that south asian immigrants deal with seriously at all, and the fact that theyre brave enough to make kahn a complex jerk instead of some noble savage annoyed by white redneck neighbors proves its not stereotype or mockery

3, Monday, 18 July 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

didnt chris rock come up w/ that? migger the magic n-r

3, Monday, 18 July 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

Never mind the endless parade of jokes on Family Guy about native americans, Mexicans and the British.

The only people you can't mock on tv seems to be psychiatrists.

Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

obv. u never saw dr. katz.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

And this critic said that this was his most important criteria for racism in a movie, not whether there are any "ethnic stereotypes" but whether the character is a fully realized human being.

hmm, try this in practice. should this criterion be restricted to just the principal characters? what exactly is a 'fully rounded human being', in concrete, nonsubjective terms? the magic of movies is they can create out of light and chemicals 'fully-rounded characters' to be sure, but achiveing that is a) very difficult b) not necessarily the be-all and end-all. people watch plenty of films in which not even the leads are fully-rounded humans -- star wars, fer example.

N_RQ, Monday, 18 July 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

who said that??

Steve is implying that by listing King Of The Hill, The Simpsons and Futurama as shows that trade on Asian stereotypes. Listing Futurama really baffles me because if Amy's parents fit any type of BEHAVIORAL stereotype, it's the WASPy old-money blueblood stereotype; you'd only call them Asian stereotypes because they have accents.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

King of the Hill is awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful

OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

Listing Futurama really baffles me because if Amy's parents fit any type of BEHAVIORAL stereotype, it's the WASPy old-money blueblood stereotype; you'd only call them Asian stereotypes because they have accents.

The only example that sprang to mind was their alarming eagerness to see her bear children and frequent comments re this, tho both this and the general disapproving tone with which they spoke of and to her transcends ethnicites/cultures granted.

I think I agree with 3 re Kahn in KOTH. It's taking things a step further just to say 'we need to be able to portray a character as a jerk regardless of his ethnicity, his ethnicity being a trivial detail'.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

(xpost)It's still better than Family Guy.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

I don't think "fully-realized" has to equal "realistic" so much as it has to mean a recognition that the character has desires, hopes, fears, complexities, etc. And I guess it's also more of an issue of how pervasive something is than whether it's just in one movie. It's not whether or not a Jewish character is nebbishy, but whether Jews regularly serve as the nebbishy comic relief, and whether being Jewish is reduced to being nebbishy. Likewise, there's nothing wrong with Kumar's father being a strict guy and a doctor (there are plenty of Indian doctors, and the average Indian father may in fact be stricter than the average American father.)

Likewise, there's nothing wrong with having an Indian convenience store owner, as long as his sole purpose in the movie isn't to talk funny. In H&K, it's actually rather poignant that the convenience store guy is portrayed as someone who gets hassled and picked on, since Hollywood tends to do just that to Indian convenience store owner characters.

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

I've yet to hear a decent criticism of KOTH's ethos or methods.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

king of the hill is one of the only tv shows ever that actually deals with race in a non-retarded way

3, Monday, 18 July 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

I think a good way to ask whether a character is just an ethnic stereotype is to ask, "Is this GUY funny, or are THEY funny?" "Is this CHARACTER unscrupulous, or are THEY unscrupulous?"

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

which makes sense cuz it was made by a southerner instead of some new england bullshit like family guy

3, Monday, 18 July 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

Harold and Kumar is the most recent teen comedy where I actually felt any connection with the lifestyles, backgrounds, hopes and aspirations of the protagonists. I do not identify with the characters in American Pie, for example.

OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

even stifler?!?!?!?!!!!

3, Monday, 18 July 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

The only problem with KOTH's methods is that it's sold as a comedy.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

Me too, old spice, but it's probably partly because I live in NJ, in Jersey City in fact, right next door to where H&K were supposed to have lived.

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

king of the hill is one of the only tv shows ever that actually deals with race in a non-retarded way

I loved the South Park episode where Chef was protesting about the town's flag (it's motif white figures surrounding a hanged black figure), angry that the kids didn't see the problem (oh but you see it was because they saw the colour contrast as as purely statistical - but once a few of the white figures were changed to black it was all okay). it may seem a bit hammy and certainly warped but i wouldn't say retarded (considering what usually happens in that show).

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

Apu's setup is a stereotype (ie, the Indian guy who runs the convenience store). That's not in question and I have no argument with that.

Saying that Apu is a stereotype means that all of the character development and the various storylines they've done with him are absolutely meaningless and all he is is the Indian guy who runs the convienve store, end of story. The fact that they've gone beyond that and given him a viable, believable personality and back story take him out of the realm of being a stereotype and make him a fully-realized character.

People are offended by Apu because they watch three seconds of the show and see a man with an Indian accent behind a store counter and run away with their panties in a bunch without seeing how he fits into the context of the rest of the show. (Or, in simpler terms, people get offended by Apu because they're conditioned to see every representation of their minority group as pandering and offensive due to the fucking horrible track record of the American entertainment industry, so any character that goes beyond the narrow parameters has to go through the misguided "BURN THE RACIST DEPICTION WITH GUNS" phase first.)

Unless I get an example of how Apu is "gutless" I'm going to have to presume you're projecting because I can't think of a single thing he's done that could be construed that way.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

About comedy and race (and comedy and queer, comedy and sexism, etc)... Nowadays it feels like mocking PC has become quite as common as PC once was, and anti-PC comedy is almost like the new standard. Which I think is okay if it helps to deconstruct the positive stereotypes (as well as the negative ones), but often it feels like all the comedy-makers is saying is, "We make fun of ethnic minorities/queers/women/liberals/etc, but since you know we're not really bigots, why don't you just laugh at how radical we are?". This sort of attitude may once have been cool for breaking the old taboos, but nowadays it feels more like the same ol', same ol', and not really constructive at all.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

(Also you should check your reasoning; saying "I didn't say it was racist! I said it was a whole bunch of negative attributes that people normally associate with a racial/ethnic group!" ranks up there with "I didn't say six! I said half a dozen!")

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

JEFF FOXWORTHY "YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN"... JOKES TO THREAD.

OK, NO, HE'S NOT FUNNY.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

apu seems to voice no objection in any of the episodes where people take the piss out of his religion or culture. thats why i think hes gutless.

im trying not to say it was racist as the race card seems to get wheeled out a little too keenly. but fine, yeah, its racist.

blahbariantheoriginal, Monday, 18 July 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

Dan I realise now that we seem to be arguing merely over tense (as you indicated upthread). I wasn't thinking is/was mattered especially but fair enough.

apu seems to voice no objection in any of the episodes where people take the piss out of his religion or culture. thats why i think hes gutless.

This is absolute horse-shit. I could provide more than one example and you still haven't presented any.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

This is like why people find objection to chef on South Park... Yeah its a slight stereotype, but hes not just a 1-dimensional cardboard cut out, theres more to Chef's character than the obvious black caricatures. Anyway, most TV comic characters are stereotypes as someone up above said, people should stop being so kneekjerk when faced with any sort of ethnic representation. People should be happy that there are at least ethnic characters on TV.

egotripper, Monday, 18 July 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

And they're even DRAWN by Koreans!

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

Exactly, people behind the scenes arent white, so the producers are employing ethnic employees, its not like theyre trying to keep it a KKK production. Basically ethnic actors and characters have got it fucked from the start, because no matter what they do, people will say theyre stereotypes, or caricatures or whatever. Its a no win situation. Apu isnt gutless at all, I watch the Simpsons quite often and he sticks up for himself all the time. Subtly, yes, but he does do it. He should be seen as setting a good example of what Indian characters on TV could be like.

egotripper, Monday, 18 July 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

People should be happy that there are at least ethnic characters on TV.

Huh?? Did that post come through a time warp, straight from the sixties?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 July 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

(x-post)

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 July 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

Not at all, I'm not in a timewarp, just saying that at least there ARE some ethic minorities on TV, even if its sparse. It could be a lot worse, TV stations COULD be in a timewarp where they dont include any. Picking on Apu seems like an easy target, its something easy to do - attack any ethnic character for the sake of it, without examining deeper. I think only ultra-sensitive indian cultural guardians might find him offensive or troubling, to the rest of us, hes a loveable indian shopkeeper, and one of the few on TV.

egotripper, Monday, 18 July 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

Yes! It's just like how Busta Rhymes was the most likeable character in Shaft. Sure, he was a complete bufoon (allegedly), but he was the most fun, energetic, and enjoyable.

egotripper, Monday, 18 July 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

whoa. it was 2001 again all of a sudden!

kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 July 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

I think "egotripper" has answered my original question of why it's perfectly acceptable to mock asians on US television.
THE WORLD IS FILLED WITH DILDOS

Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Monday, 18 July 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha this is true.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 July 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

Family Guy is awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful

ambrose (ambrose), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

Dan, I thought you would agree with me. Your posts defending Apu are what inspired me to reply to this thread. I know some people might argue that its not the place of white people to say what they regard as good or bad or questionable representation in the media and TV of ethnic characters, but I would argue that we are all citizens in the western world, we all live together, we all know about each others cultures, so who's to say any one group can be the authority more than another? Just because a lot of Asian people in the UK might object to Apu's character (according to that other ILX post in the simpsons), doesnt mean they are necessarily right. Theyre probably just being a tad over sensitive. Its understandable but that doesnt mean it is correct.

egotripper, Monday, 18 July 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

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Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

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OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

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WHY DO ASIANS LIKE WATERMELON? MY STEREOTYPES ARE WROOOOOONG

OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

Me laughing at "THE WORLD IS FILLED WITH DILDOS" does not mean I disagree or take back anything I've written to this thread. I do think you've been making your point in a somewhat condescending manner but I don't really disagree with you.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

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OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

(That Gameboy costume is extremely creepy. I think it's the arms.)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

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OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

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OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

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OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

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MORE ASIANS WITH WATERMELON

OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

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OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

Anyone remember that Onion article?

"Chinese Laundry-Owner Criticized by ACLU for Upholding Racist Stereotypes"

Like that, but funnier. Apu is hilarious and NOT one-dimensional. I agree with Hank on KOTH. Dan Perry is correct. Etc.

giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

Nice argument against King Of The Hill there Jonathan.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

Just because I don't want to articulately dismiss that boring turd of a show doesn't mean that anyone who likes it isn't a dullard.

OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

i can't fuckin' believe someone said apu was "gutless," the man SAVED JAMES WOODS' LIFE!!

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 18 July 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

I agree with pretty much everyone that Apu is not a racist stereotype. Groundskeeper Willie on the other hand....

everything, Monday, 18 July 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

how did groundskeeper willie get back into the country after being deported at the end of that one ep?

kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 July 2005 23:46 (twenty years ago)

Haha yeah, Groundskeeper Willie is practically zero-dimensional.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 July 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)

GET YER HAGGIS HERE!!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

Apu's the most likable character on the whole show. Don't hate on him, people.
xpost
-- sym (shmuelm4...), February 6th, 2004.

OTM!

wow, I was totally about to say this again. seriously, remember the bachelor auction where he's the only good man in springfield?

Sym Sym (sym), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

"Hoo! It will be hard to top that date.

...but let's try anyway!"

kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

finally saw this week's family guy. I liked how the signage in Asiantown changed languages with every shot.

kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

family guy sux

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

gotten this far with no mention of 'Banzai'! It's on in half an hour, I'll be there.

tremendoid (tremendoid), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 04:49 (twenty years ago)

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OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

this post reminds me of just how white ILX is! it's great!

petergriffin, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 09:51 (twenty years ago)

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mr wu, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 10:11 (twenty years ago)

more more more!

petergriffin, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 10:21 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
i have no idea how to interpret this one:

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/chamber/61613

CHINESE ADMIT: 'WE CAN'T TELL EACH OTHER APART, EITHER!'

By ANGUS FENWICK

DESPITE centuries of accusing Caucasians of racism for claiming they can't tell Chinese people apart, the Chinese admitted today that they, too, have trouble distinguishing each other.

Addressing the United Nations General Assembly, Chinese Ambassador Wang Guangya, 54, stated, "The problem has grown to epic proportions. It's hurting us in business, in culture, and in our personal lives. The truth is that we all look very much alike."

The president of the China National Offshore Oil Corporation was recently interviewed for an hour on China's most prestigious talk show before it was discovered that the "president" was actually a Shanghai fisherman.

At the Golden Horse Awards this year, China's version of the Oscars, Mei Mei Yoon, 32, was awarded Best Actress and a pretender had the nerve to walk up onstage to accept the award even though the real Mei Mei Yoon was sitting in the audience. "Even my mother thought the pretender was me," says Yoon. And Beijing shopkeeper Xiao Chen, 27, proposed marriage to someone he thought was his girlfriend, Hui Ying -- and even made love to her -- before the real Hui Ying arrived home late from a meeting. "We ask the world for any helpful suggestions to deal with this embarrassing problem," entreats Guangya.

At least the media thinks it was Guangya.

Published on: 09/08/2005

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 8 September 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

I dunno, I like this one better:
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/prophecy/61553

Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 8 September 2005 05:25 (twenty years ago)

Oh Inverted World!

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 8 September 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)

Do English people still refer to Chinese food as "going out for a chinky"? Because they did when I lived there in 1998 and 1999. Also, I watched this weird gameshow (the name of which I can't recall) where the host would often engage in eye-squinting asian stereotypes of the lowest order. And my all-british flatmates and their friends were not much better. I heard a lot of talk about "pakis" and a lot of very non-inclusive attitudes about "black blokes". It did not jibe very well with my ultra-liberal Berkeley background.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 8 September 2005 05:38 (twenty years ago)


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