This is the thread for entirely specious boasting

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My blog has been published around the world.

― moley, Monday, 1 August 2005 10:41 (twenty years ago)

i got all HDs last semester

― gem (trisk), Monday, 1 August 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

that's actually not specious at all, i just wanted to brag about it

― gem (trisk), Monday, 1 August 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

I'm getting PAID!!

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 1 August 2005 10:52 (twenty years ago)

i gave all the girls in the college HTDs last semester

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 August 2005 10:52 (twenty years ago)

I have never dumped a partner.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 1 August 2005 10:58 (twenty years ago)

I know what specious means. Because I just Googled it.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 1 August 2005 11:01 (twenty years ago)

I am still not dead.

― Ally C (Ally C), Monday, 1 August 2005 11:39 (twenty years ago)

i've never taken a dump on a partner

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 August 2005 11:40 (twenty years ago)

I have a consistent winning rate of 20BB/100 at £0.25/£0.50 no limit texas hold'em.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 1 August 2005 11:57 (twenty years ago)

I bought some jeans!!!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

My glasses give me perfect vision!

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

My paper cut healed!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

I didn't finish this bottle of water!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

My apartment has hot and cold running water.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

Woah! Dude that's awesome!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

100 years ago, people would have paid me money just to look at it.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

I almost went on a date!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

I used to drive a Volvo!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

I hardly ever use my mobile phone!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

Ten fingers, ten toes. Jealous, much?

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 1 August 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

I take care of MY kids...

― The Original Jimmy Mod (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 1 August 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

After tomorrow, I have the rest of the week off work! Yeah, that's right suckers, I'm gonna watch cricket all day, until I get a headache.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 August 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

I came into work relatively on time today!

― matlewis (matlewis), Monday, 1 August 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

Today I have been given:
A handmade Nigerian ashoke (sp?), some Canadian chocolates, an Indian bag, some Russian chocolates and some Russian vodka. I am sure I will get more stuff tomorrow, probably from some Japanese people.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Monday, 1 August 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

I'm working at a computer!

― blackmail.is.my.life (blackmail.is.my.life), Monday, 1 August 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

I have my window open!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 August 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

I have a greater-than-average number of limbs

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 1 August 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure that's something to boast about but it's hardly specious!?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 1 August 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

*looks up specious in the dictionary*

I shouldn't have tried that. Now I'm not sure if it's specious or not.

(the mean average number of limbs is something like 3.998, of course)

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 1 August 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

My pulled pork is to die for.

― mcd (mcd), Monday, 1 August 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

I AM WEARING A WATCH

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 1 August 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

I just won $815, 960!

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 1 August 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

I caught 3 fish!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 1 August 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

I woke up this mornin'

― moley, Monday, 1 August 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

I'm in the midst of replacing my car's transmission! The transmission to be installed will have much less miles on it than the one I had.

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

i have a birthday every year!

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

i am familiar with a method for making light appear anywhere in the house, even at night (!!)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

my motor skills are excellent

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

Wait, is it just me or are some people misusing "specious" here? *wonders if gaz's birthday is like, Feb 29th or something* ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 02:53 (twenty years ago)

Today I stopped eating when I was full (for once).

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

I have had two incident-free days in a row.

― logged out, Tuesday, 2 August 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

My great uncle Lonnell had a tryst with Cole Porter.

― scrimshaw (scrimshaw1837), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

Trayce: apparently good or right but without real merit. ie I have a birthday every year = great dude but thats what birthdays usually are.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

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