this is the thread where we make random but semi-educated guesses about what ilx0rs do for a living

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― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 September 2005 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

tuomas = committee member of a university debate group

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 September 2005 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

maria tessa sciarrino = photographer

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

ken c = butter maker

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

momus = retired pirate of the caribbeans

― Baaderonixx and the choco-pop babies (baaderonixx), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

ken c = International Playboy

― mcd (mcd), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

teeny - lawyer or something?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Gygax = professional footballer representing Switzerland at international level

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Gygax - regional VP for marketing for Levis jeans

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

john darn1elle - something to do with music

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

nickalicious - sandwich artist

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

The Lex = Tennis pro

― mcd (mcd), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Le Coq - murderer

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

amazing randy = semi-professional wrestler

― Baaderonixx and the choco-pop babies (baaderonixx), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

GARU G - Syndicated advice columnist

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

stevem = Jason Donovan lookielikey.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

garu G: old folks' care assistant

xpost, damn!

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex In NYC = zookeeper

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Sean Carruthers = trees beatnik

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

nickalicious - Gypsy fortuneteller

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

nabisco - interlocutor

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Tracer Hand = travelling mime artist

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Bryan - Lumberjack and art critic

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

jaymc - fluffer

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan Perry - member of Insane Clown Posse

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

roxymuzak = chicken lover

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Stevem = stuntman

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

wait is that some kind of porn career or something?

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Mike Hanle y = Jinglesmith

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

dog latin = drugs pusher

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Rumpie = Prison Chef

― smee (smee), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

ken c = skin creme manuf.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Roger Fidelity = head of FEMA

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Dog Latin - Bez

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

actually I take that back about Roger F, that was stupid

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Bryan = canal swing bridge operator

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The Obligatory Sourpuss = u-turning politician

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

TOMBOT - MECH PILOT

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Rumpie = chief taster for Walker's crisps ? Crisp flavours - which ones taste most like the food they're supposed to?

― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Beanz - she's a prison chef I tells ya!

― smee (smee), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish the truth was as interesting as those guesses on me.

Hari = Street magician

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

haha chicken lover

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Andrew Farrell - swarth consultant

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I was a sandwich artist in a past life.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Andrew - shirt salesman

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Kingfish - Machinist's Mate 2nd Class, USS Enterprise

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Don Weiner - Firefighter, USDA Forest Service

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

c. waddell - Blockbuster Video

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Dr. Morbius - Child psychologist

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

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xpost I can't be both a video store clerk and a dry cleaner.

... or can I?

― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 17 November 2006 11:08 (nineteen years ago)

bobby ganush=... and a game keeper

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 17 November 2006 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry but I do not know what that means. I do not own many games. I have never posted on ILG.

― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 17 November 2006 11:13 (nineteen years ago)

Not in the "Lady Chatterly" sense then?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 17 November 2006 11:15 (nineteen years ago)

Game Keeper"

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 17 November 2006 11:15 (nineteen years ago)

btw, you're fired!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 17 November 2006 11:16 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, so it has nothing to do with that song "Keeper of the Games" by Sagittarius?

― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 17 November 2006 11:23 (nineteen years ago)

Ken C: pro 10-pin bowler.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 17 November 2006 11:26 (nineteen years ago)

If you want to know my official title, just highlight this white text: Design Director... Well, it should've been white, but we'll see how the fascinating ILX code deals with it.

― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 17 November 2006 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

Just strips it out. Good job, ILX code!

― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 17 November 2006 11:29 (nineteen years ago)

BNRQ - I-D Magazine pundit
Rodney - Ghost Dog

― Badrock Example (Barima), Friday, 17 November 2006 12:12 (nineteen years ago)

haha i was once a pundit, for teh face, about teh drukqs.

― benrique (Enrique), Friday, 17 November 2006 12:14 (nineteen years ago)

Gear - Motorcycle racer/Story editor for "According to Jim"
Roxymuzak - Conductor of trains, electricty and writer of a best-selling series of horror novels for pets. Champion balloonist.
Ned Raggett - Almanac/Phone book consultant, winner of 3 cable ace awards

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 17 November 2006 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

dom passantino - runs a miniature MacDonalds, perched atop his shoulder

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 17 November 2006 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

Louis Jagger -- zingmeister

― benrique (Enrique), Friday, 17 November 2006 12:41 (nineteen years ago)

enrique - trapeze artiste

roll up, roll up!

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 17 November 2006 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

waht

― benrique (Enrique), Friday, 17 November 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

zingmeister = sounds a little like ringmaster

...

Louis Jagger - cracker joke writer :-(

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 17 November 2006 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

dom passantino - runs a miniature MacDonalds, perched atop his shoulder

Photoshop pls

― Mickey Neuman Snr (Ferg), Friday, 17 November 2006 12:50 (nineteen years ago)

Louis Jagger - Subway Sandwich Artiste

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Friday, 17 November 2006 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.eyecandyforthebrokenhearted.com/dom.jpg

― It's a hard world for little things... (papa november), Friday, 17 November 2006 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

He looks like he's on the rob, too!

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 17 November 2006 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

Or being pursued by a bear with a Burger King on its shoulder.

― chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (chap), Friday, 17 November 2006 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

haha i was once a pundit, for teh face, about teh drukqs.
-- benrique (miltonpinsk...), November 17th, 2006.

My first thought on seeing your old "25-year old slacker cokehead" handle was "Muy confessional."

x-post: "You picked the wrong Wimpy's to FUCK WITH!"

― Badrock Example (Barima), Friday, 17 November 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

teh_kit: Works with miniature orcs and space armies and shit?

Ste: working on book detailing all areas in computer games no one else ever sees/bothers going to to be called "Unloved easter eggs". Day job as oyster-shucker in San Fierro.

Melton: game designer?

Why are all the people I guess at from ILG?

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Friday, 17 November 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

Kv_nol: captain of over-achieving northern football team.

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Friday, 17 November 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

Is Dom's left leg broken or something?

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

I have no idea. In the real world, my left leg is as fat as the rest of my body, no idea why it appears Kare Carpenter on that photo.

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Friday, 17 November 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

Momus - member of the DHARMA Initiative
teh_kit - werepolarbear

xpost it's mostly the angle, it's almost like you're dragging it behind you

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

no, wait...

teh_kit: Pokeman (let me show you him)

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

These really aren't so much "semi-educated guesses" as simply another way to insult people.

Mine have only been meant affectionately.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

Orcs and shit OTM.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

That's not to say that I'm not a Pokemans/WerePolarBear, too.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

That Dom picture reminds me of this, for some reason:

http://www.moderntoss.com/shop/images/uploads/alanbadge.jpg

― Mickey Neuman Snr (Ferg), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

He looks like he's on the rob, too!
-- teh_kit (kittenslikemil...), November 17th, 2006 1:23 PM. (g-kit) (link)
Or being pursued by a bear with a Burger King on its shoulder.

-- chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (joe.goode...), November 17th, 2006 1:28 PM. (chap) (link)

all your wishes answered
http://lolrider.com/images/domrobbear2.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

Needs "ska punk" reference.

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

kv otm with mine, looking for oysters has now become a part time job at least.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

That picture needs Badly Drawn Kit smashing up a building in the background.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

I am still dying at "neck model"!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 November 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

"Neck model" is wreckin me, too!

For what it's worth, while I do live next door to the Rambler, I have never conducted trains and I have been living a life of leisure since June. All I do for money is play music! GAY

― wordy rappinghood (roxymuzak), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

other words for that: AWESOME LUCKY SWEET WANT

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

get one band and sell out immediately! and learn to play stupid indie songs acoustically

― wordy rappinghood (roxymuzak), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Tombot: CIA agent
Allyzay: double agent

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

Eric H: ageist mirror-ball repairman

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

Mr. Noodles - Mr. Blonde

For the record I hate Stealers Wheel.

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

kingfish - Larry the Cable Guy

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

louis, i've actually travelled more extensively in the uk than in australia! never really seen a dingo - think i would have to go to the desert/northern territory to find them. by the way, the ashes starts on thursday. i know what i'll be doing all weekend.

― Charlie Howard (the sphinx), Sunday, 19 November 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

cursing ian bell, hopefully

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Sunday, 19 November 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

only found myself cursing kp and hoggard for very brief intervals, but felt predominantly comfortable throughout the series.

― Charlie Howard (the sphinx), Monday, 29 January 2007 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

i was beyond cursing for most of the series

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Monday, 29 January 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

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