Chesney & Zellweger split-up shockah!

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They seemed so perfect for each other... how can this be?

― andy --, Thursday, 15 September 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

His boobs were bigger and she had envy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 September 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

weird ejaculate problem

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 15 September 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

His next record's gonna be DREARRRYYYY....

― andy --, Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

Cool, it's about time for a change. Maybe he'll produce something quality out of this.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

The big question on everybody's lips is this: how will this effect Kenny's standing with the xhux0R?

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if he finally took off his hat after four months

― mike h. (mike h.), Friday, 16 September 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

that's why she's getting an annulment.

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Friday, 16 September 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

Wednesday in Los Angeles, Zellweger checked the paperwork box marked "fraud," and filed for an annulment from her country star husband of four months.

He *had* her at hello.

― estela (estela), Friday, 16 September 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

Well gee, this is just dreadful.

― jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 16 September 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

This could be interesting. Fraud?

― shookout (shookout), Friday, 16 September 2005 02:15 (twenty years ago)

yeah i don't get the fraud bit. the husband is a fraud? or an anulment would be fraudulent? or the marriage is a fraud? confusing

― gem (trisk), Friday, 16 September 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

He couldn't consumate the marriage. 'Cuz he's gay.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 16 September 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

i've never heard of him as it happens.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 16 September 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

i read this as "cheney & zellweger split-up shockah!"

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 16 September 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

Renee Zelwegger was married?

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 16 September 2005 04:31 (twenty years ago)

There's no such thing as a gay country and western singer. Is there?

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 16 September 2005 05:51 (twenty years ago)

The media reported a few weeks ago that the divorce was inevitable as they only vaguely knew eachother before and afterwards she discovered he was rather conservative in regard to marriage. Whatever, maybe he'll say "I lost her at I do."

― nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 16 September 2005 06:12 (twenty years ago)

wasn't this whole charade just revenge for jack white marrying that model?

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 16 September 2005 06:29 (twenty years ago)

Other way round — Jack got hitched about a week after Renee...

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 16 September 2005 06:30 (twenty years ago)

Wait...Chesney Hawkes married Renne Zellweger?

― mms (mms), Friday, 16 September 2005 06:49 (twenty years ago)

Poor girl. I guess her Renee-dar wasn't working too well.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 16 September 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

He couldn't consumate the marriage. 'Cuz he's gay.

OTM. It's very difficult to get a marriage annulled after 5 months unless they haven't consummated.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 16 September 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

Fraud = not hetero

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Friday, 16 September 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

she always looks like she's trying to suck a tiny cock.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Friday, 16 September 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha!!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 16 September 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

Maybe that's why I find her so attractive.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 16 September 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

ZING!

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Friday, 16 September 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

who'd Jack wind up marrying?

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 16 September 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

himself.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Friday, 16 September 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/11/05/renee_zellweger,0.jpg

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Friday, 16 September 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

ew!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 16 September 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

is that jack white?

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 16 September 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

I just lost my tiny, tiny erection.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 16 September 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

I, too, thought it might be Chesney Hawkes.

Who is Kenny Chesney?

It's funny how many things are still US-only.

― the bellefox, Friday, 16 September 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

Pinefox, you should acquaint yourself with Heat magazine and tabloids. But maybe then you would stop being you, and that would be bad.

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 16 September 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

Kenny Chesney is a popular country singer. He wears very tight jeans, drinks margaritas, wears sleeveless shirts, is buff, and tan.

http://www.coasttocoasttickets.com/images/concerts_kennychesney.jpg

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 16 September 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

And he doesn't shag Renee Zellweger, apparently.

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 16 September 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.kvoo.com/artistpics/concertcamera/Kenny/Kenny%204.jpg

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 16 September 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

That's verging on NSFW.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 16 September 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

Why does he look like Neil Tennant there?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 September 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

And what's up with Man-Hands in the audience?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 September 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

That pose is so Marilyn Monroe.

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 16 September 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

For a second I thought you said Marilyn Manson and I was all, "I don't remember him singing 'The Dope Show' looking like THAT."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 September 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

You had him at aloha.

― M. V. (M.V.), Friday, 16 September 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

neil tennant and luke goss

dude just broke my gaydar

― jphn clarkson, Saturday, 17 September 2005 09:38 (twenty years ago)

they split up cause she wanted to have a baby soon as the wedding dress was in the closet and he didn't!! with all the guys she has been with in the past several years, i think that is all she was lookin for was a sperm donor anyway. she did not get it with kenny so off she goes onto the next victim. single men ya better watch out!!! good luck to ya kenny and don't ya worry bout a thing... your fans have your back!!!

― peg b, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

I LUV U KENNY WEST KEEP YA HEAD UP

― somedude (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

zellweger? he barely knows her!

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

Is Peg actually from Beck's family of three, then?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

Peg is his wife's Thetan name.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

"Soy un scientologo/I love Xenu baby..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

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Singer Kenny Chesney, explaining to Life magazine in October how profoundly he felt the loss when he and actress Renee Zellweger ended their recent, brief marriage: It was "like opening the door to your house and having someone come in and take your big-screen TV off the wall during the big game, and there's nothing you can do about it."

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Friday, 23 December 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

Real men aren't capable of expressing their feelings except through sports metaphors.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 23 December 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

omg he is completely gay, surely? that second picture is most revealing.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

I think renee is the only hollywood star I cd bed!!

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 25 December 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

these are the things I think about

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 25 December 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

welcome

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 25 December 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

i'm so disappointed in you.

― lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 25 December 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

check yr e-mail

and also no way! she's cute

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 25 December 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

ok check yrs!

and also no way! that pout: "what stinks in here?"

― lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 25 December 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

im pretty sure i could get natasha leone and dame judy dench

― howell huser (chaki), Sunday, 25 December 2005 23:46 (twenty years ago)

no way chaki!!! I have seen your pics and also dame judi's

you're OK but c'mon!

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 25 December 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

checked, seen and raised, LP

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 25 December 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)

I'd fuck her with a bush mask on!!

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 25 December 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

uh haha sorry tht's a CYE quote

wonder how offensive I can get

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 26 December 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

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