Did anyone ever, like, you know, get it on, through ILX...

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I just wondered...I mean I only lurk occasionally these says and I know there's been some weddings and shit but did anyone ever actually meet on ILX?

― smee (smee), Sunday, 18 September 2005 01:20 (twenty years ago)

nope

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 18 September 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

that's what the faps are for, bro

― the son of dean cameron (dr g), Sunday, 18 September 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

ned to thread

― the son of dean cameron (dr g), Sunday, 18 September 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

Yeah well I didn't mean Glasgow folk, they can't even manage a decent FAP....unless you had one in my abscence and I missed it...if you did I require photographic proof...

WOW Psychic cross post...

― smee (smee), Sunday, 18 September 2005 01:27 (twenty years ago)

Did NED get some at a FAP? I'm impressed....

― smee (smee), Sunday, 18 September 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

not just some
ALL
he crushes mad ass

― the son of dean cameron (dr g), Sunday, 18 September 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

you don't know anything about glasgow

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 18 September 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

Who knows nothing of Glasgow? The son of whatshisface or the burd what lives there?

― smee (smee), Sunday, 18 September 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

I once stuck my dick in the usb port while browsing ilx. Didn't do much for me, though.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 18 September 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

There have been at least two couples that have gotten together thanks to ILX that I know of.

― n/a (Nick A.), Sunday, 18 September 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, but we don't talk about it anymore.

― Bombed Out and Depleted / Kate (papa november), Sunday, 18 September 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

More than two, to my knowledge, just in London among current couples, not to mention more past relationships and brief flings and so on. There's wedding planning in progress for one case in the US!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 18 September 2005 08:21 (twenty years ago)

Yeah well I didn't mean Glasgow folk, they can't even manage a decent FAP....unless you had one in my abscence and I missed it...if you did I require photographic proof...

you should try "Try Glasgow more". We've fapped quite a lot. there's even been some coupling. We met Ned and everything. Take your slagging of Glasgow elsewhere please.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 18 September 2005 08:27 (twenty years ago)

I once stuck my dick in the usb port while browsing ilx. Didn't do much for me, though.

surely the 5V from the port would have at least gave some tingling sensation

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 18 September 2005 08:33 (twenty years ago)

(oh, and there's photographic proof if you don't believe us)

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 18 September 2005 08:49 (twenty years ago)

I haven't seen this photographic proof of people getting it on at a Glasgow FAP!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 18 September 2005 08:55 (twenty years ago)

I was kind of hoping it would be photographic evidence of someone sticking their knob into a usp port!!

(OK I wasn't really)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Sunday, 18 September 2005 11:03 (twenty years ago)

I would quite like to "get it on" with someone via ILx but suspect that all the Londoners know my wicked and devious ways only too well for that to happen.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 19 September 2005 07:02 (twenty years ago)

My roommate, Laura H., got a free bike thanks to ILX.

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Monday, 19 September 2005 07:15 (twenty years ago)

Who did she steal it from?

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Monday, 19 September 2005 07:38 (twenty years ago)

I would quite like to "get it on" with someone via ILx but suspect that all the Londoners know my wicked and devious ways only too well for that to happen.
-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), September 19th, 2005.
stevie looks much nicer than kate moss!

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), September 16th, 2005.

hmmm.

― foxy boxer (stevie), Monday, 19 September 2005 07:42 (twenty years ago)

I can think of at least thirty, off the top of my head, depending on how you're counting.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 19 September 2005 07:45 (twenty years ago)

Ah yes, Stevie, just an aesthetic consideration - there is no Crystal Palace Tower in my Hampstead...

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 19 September 2005 08:08 (twenty years ago)

Worst idea ever. Wish I could erase it.

― The Brocade Fire (kate), Monday, 19 September 2005 08:16 (twenty years ago)

There's nothing INTRINSICLY wrong with us ILX fellas . . . . is there?

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Monday, 19 September 2005 08:20 (twenty years ago)

it's just a myth, doesn't happen.

― colette (a2lette), Monday, 19 September 2005 08:23 (twenty years ago)

There's nothing INTRINSICLY wrong with us ILX fellas . . . . is there?

Just you can't get *rid* of them afterwards.

Bill Burroughs was right - the perfect lover would be a pretty boy who evaporated after orgasm.

― The Brocade Fire (kate), Monday, 19 September 2005 08:29 (twenty years ago)

MAN HATAH

― huell howser (chaki), Monday, 19 September 2005 08:35 (twenty years ago)

it's just a myth, doesn't happen.

-- colette (a2lett...), September 19th, 2005.

I'm sure you're right. With me it's just the usual controllable melancholia of "well that was a great night but I wish I were going home with someone like everyone else seems to be doing." It will happen, though, and soon - most likely not in an ILx-type environment, but I am more confident about it happening, and that's the kind of confidence I need if I'm ever going to attract anyone.

Sorry to get all serious here...

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 19 September 2005 09:53 (twenty years ago)

*cough*

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 19 September 2005 10:11 (twenty years ago)

*fart*

― Frogm@n Henry, Monday, 19 September 2005 10:57 (twenty years ago)

Winter draws on.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 19 September 2005 10:57 (twenty years ago)

was only teasing, marcello... (but don't try it!)

am currently dealing with the humiliation of my 'dirty linen' (what there is of it) being aired on the internet elsewhere at the moment, so the possibility of 'hooking up' with someone via this accursed medium (or, indeed, wishing to) seems somewhat remote.

[given some rather upsetting experiences last week, the idea of hooking up with anyone, ever again, under any circumstances, isn't all that attractive either, to be honest]

― foxy boxer (stevie), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:01 (twenty years ago)

ooh, link?

― N_RQ, Monday, 19 September 2005 11:02 (twenty years ago)

haha! oh stevie, you poor chap. air your tale of woe, should you so desire.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:23 (twenty years ago)

oh god, i couldn't, charlie. grandiose mortification. and some other weirdness involving two close friends and me apparently not READING BETWEEN THE LINES and getting what was obviously going on and what i was walking into. i feel like mork from ork, observing but not entirely understanding human interaction, wishing orson would beam me home away from all these... FREAKZ.

2005 - headfuck eye-opener time. soundtracked by nomex & dj scud's 'total destruction, the only solution'.

― foxy boxer (stevie), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

:-(

Oh no, I am sorry to hear that, Stevie.

I often get that feeling, though, blargh.

Though, seeing as how I suffer from emotional diorrhea on ILX and elsewhere, I can understand a bit the urge to do so. Perhaps this is the biggest reason I don't get involved with anyone from ILX, or more importantly, no one from ILX ever gets involved with me - I would be unable to not talk about it.

― The Brocade Fire (kate), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:34 (twenty years ago)

thanks kate. on the plus side, i am writing up a storm.

― foxy boxer (stevie), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:37 (twenty years ago)

stevie, i famously played "total destruction" down the 'phone to tommy boyd live on his talk sport human zoo show a few years ago and he declared it the greatest record he'd ever heard in his life!

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:41 (twenty years ago)

TOMMY BOYD OTM!!!

i am itching to DJ out again, just so i can play this song. i plan to segue it into amerie's '1 thing' somehow.

― foxy boxer (stevie), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:52 (twenty years ago)

Hey Stevie, I hear something about A CERTAIN MAG you might or might not edit coming back...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 September 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

oh yes, there's good stuff out there. the monklike existence of running Loose Lips is certainly more appealing that it usually is, at the moment.

― foxy boxer (stevie), Monday, 19 September 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

About as many who've got in on through OKCupid.

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Monday, 19 September 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

Marcello I heard that! Don't remember the context, just remember thinking something interesting was on for a change.

― beanz (beanz), Monday, 19 September 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

i haven't been to london, kate.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 19 September 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

― The Brocade Fire (kate), Monday, 19 September 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps this is the biggest reason I don't get involved with anyone from ILX, or more importantly, no one from ILX ever gets involved with me

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 19 September 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

Ah, I did not understand out of context. Well, hurry up and get your dirty dronerock ass here because I'm horny and could do with some casual sex already!

― The Brocade Fire (kate), Monday, 19 September 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

my girlfriend is gonna be in london this weekend. : (

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 19 September 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

am i going to miss meeting her?

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 19 September 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)

Girlfriend?

::rolls eyes and shakes fist at heaven::

There is no justice, you big tease.

― The Brocade Fire (kate), Monday, 19 September 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

Curse you God, for making me this way!

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Monday, 19 September 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

This happens all the time.

― more than you know, Monday, 19 September 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

get it on with hstencil's gf kate!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 19 September 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

naw lauren she'll be back before you head back over so more than likely you'll meet her.

ken c, you have a dirty mind.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 19 September 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

Don't tell us it hasn't crossed your mind 'Stence...

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 19 September 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

uh, not really. seriously.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 19 September 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

ken c, you have a dirty mind.

Thanks, hstencil. I would otherwise never have noticed.

In answer to the question, I'd like to point out how frustrating it is to be getting it on with someone through ILX only to find yourself 'poxy fuled'.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 19 September 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

That's kind of icky, actually. :-(

x-post

― The Brocade Fire (kate), Monday, 19 September 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

I've never caught the pox through ILX.

― suckling pig at a rave (alix), Monday, 19 September 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

You will. You will.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 19 September 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

I thought the 'I Love Books' group grope was particularly titillating. The 'Ask A Drunk' FAP may have resulted in several illicit liasons between the Drunkites and some underaged grebes, but I can't seem to recall much from that get togther.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 19 September 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

There was an ILB grope?? Link, pls.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 19 September 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

The ILB grope was by engraved invitation only - on 30 lb, 50% linen and 50% cotton rag paper. The envelope had an embossed decoration of Pan consorting with a nymph.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 19 September 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

bump, for you know, like no reason

― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 3 October 2005 08:17 (twenty years ago)

Are you saying you've been Getting It On with an ILXor?

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 3 October 2005 08:21 (twenty years ago)

your "no reason" seems suspicious

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 3 October 2005 08:21 (twenty years ago)

What, because Emsk and I are pimping The Russian on the speed dating thread?

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Monday, 3 October 2005 08:21 (twenty years ago)

It's certainly no reason to revive this thread

― Vicky (Vicky), Monday, 3 October 2005 08:22 (twenty years ago)

The concept behind this thread is a bit "ewwwww" when you think about it.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 3 October 2005 08:28 (twenty years ago)

Oh wow, look everybody! COLETTE and TOBY are getting MARRIED!!!

Woohoooooooooooooo!!!

― JimD (JimD), Monday, 3 October 2005 08:32 (twenty years ago)

The concept behind this thread is a bit "ewwwww" when you think about it.

yes, i'm imagining now people getting it on "through" ilx, like, with some kind of penetration that goes through a whole pile of ilx0rs in between.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 3 October 2005 08:54 (twenty years ago)

Oh, don't, I've just had my tea and biscuits, I don't want to have to eat and drink them a second time!

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 3 October 2005 09:13 (twenty years ago)

That reminds me, I have photographic evidence of ken receiving oral sex on a sofa! You wanna see it, don't you?

― JimD (JimD), Monday, 3 October 2005 09:23 (twenty years ago)

!!!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 3 October 2005 09:27 (twenty years ago)

oh wait haha i remember now!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 3 October 2005 09:27 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/25/48611784_96395a3bb9.jpg

cocksucker unidentified!

haha i remember now!

Really? Cos I don't remember taking the picture!

― JimD (JimD), Monday, 3 October 2005 09:29 (twenty years ago)

!!!!!

― robster (robster), Monday, 3 October 2005 09:30 (twenty years ago)

so unbecoming...

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 3 October 2005 09:31 (twenty years ago)

yes, i'm imagining now people getting it on "through" ilx, like, with some kind of penetration that goes through a whole pile of ilx0rs in between.

Funnily enough we were talking about this at the weekend. Your name came up.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 3 October 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

er, i don't remember this conversation. was i there?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 3 October 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

You were busy with Kevin.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 3 October 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

Getting it on with ILxers?

Isn't that what the friday flirt thread is all about. Virtual teasing where no one gets hurt/diseased and gender/sexual persuasion or even marital status isn't an issue. In fact it seems even some ILXers and their S/Os turn up at the same time on the thread and flirt with the entire room and each other too! It's innocent fun, doesn't matter and you're onto the next thread in a while about something like TV shows we're appreciating or odd hobo behavior. ILX = virtual friends, lovers, debate partners (heated or otherwise) sources of knowledge, sources of wit, wisdom and a laugh when you need one or a swift kick in the behind when that is called for too. *mwah* virtual kisses all around.

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Monday, 3 October 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

gross

― gear (gear), Monday, 3 October 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

Wiggy, that's maybe the tweest thing I've ever read on here.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 October 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Oral sex okay, but plastic wrap? Just what sort of perve are you, Ken?

(Besides a perv who's actually gettin' some?)

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 3 October 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

I find it helps to imagine all of Wiggy's posts read in the voice of the closing monologue from The Wonder Years.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 3 October 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/28/48665101_038418cac4.jpg?v=0

ilx's new power couple

― colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 08:41 (twenty years ago)

it's all getting too confusing

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 08:44 (twenty years ago)

Bitch.

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 08:47 (twenty years ago)

Magnus's sad eyes are great! "I'm a man who's made a lot of bad choices"

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

Starting with the hair?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

I think it suits him.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

oh of COURSE they have

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

Well, that's our single sleeve there.

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

Do I have to kill this thread twice? Perhaps a remark about ken c's penetrating intelligence would do the trick.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

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