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Do you clean your bathtub naked?

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You know, mid-shower?

― Fiddledy Dee, Sunday, 25 September 2005 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

how else? not mid way through though, I wait to the end. only logical innit?

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Sunday, 25 September 2005 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a cleaning lady.

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Sunday, 25 September 2005 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Does *she* clean your bathtub naked?

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 25 September 2005 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I do almost everything naked, so yes.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 25 September 2005 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

That's just when home, I generally wear clothes when I go to work or to meet friends. I don't want to put people off FAPping...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 25 September 2005 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a cleaning lady too, but a tub gets kinda gnarly if you only clean 1x per week.

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Sunday, 25 September 2005 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Does *she* clean your bathtub naked?

Wouldn't know, I'm never around when she cleans the house. :-)

Actually come to think of it, she doesn't really need to clean the thub because we rarely use it. :-)

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Sunday, 25 September 2005 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't want to put people off FAPping...

Fapping or flapping, Martin? I clean mine naked, not in the course of a normal shower but as a once-in-a-too-long cleaning frenzy. And I end with a shower.

― nickn (nickn), Sunday, 25 September 2005 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Yep, me too. Although I try not to get the cleaning product on too much of my skin -- that shit burns. Still, getting in the tub is the only way to clean a shower curtain in an apartment with no yard; otherwise I'd spread the thing out flat & scrub it in the grass. But for that, I'd have to put clothes on.

― Laurel, Sunday, 25 September 2005 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Generally, I undress it first.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 25 September 2005 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Shower curtain cleaning tip from my mom: fill bath halfway with water and some cleaning product & bleach, put shower curtain in! Doesn't require much scrubbing either, though I scrub a bit.

I do not clean things naked, I don't think.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 25 September 2005 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Robyn, I'll try it! Although my curtain is a very stiff vinyl one, not sure I could get the whole thing compressed into the tub, that's the real problem. I'm tempted by the water-resistant fabric shower curtains, you can just throw them in the washing machine, but I like mine b/c it's clear with silver sparkles.

― Laurel, Sunday, 25 September 2005 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I always clean the shower when I'm having one. Two jobs in one go. Why not?!

Anyhow, if you try to clean it with clothes on they just get all wet and potentially covered in bleach.

― Bombed Out and Depleted / Kate (papa november), Monday, 26 September 2005 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I put my (nylon, not plastic) shower curtains in the washing machine on a hot wash cycle to clean them. They come out like new.

― C J (C J), Monday, 26 September 2005 07:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't even know you have to use bleach. :-( God, I'm so dumb.

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Monday, 26 September 2005 07:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I like to put my bathtub in a cute little housecoat with daisies on it before... OH FUCK SEAN ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 26 September 2005 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I cleaned my bathtub yesterday, but I wasn't quite naked, I was wearing boxer shorts.

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Monday, 26 September 2005 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

story told by friend:

one valentine's day, boy thinks to clean and scrub his shower spotless. plan was to draw a nice bubble bath for girlfriend. boy decides to do this naked and take a shower while cleaning to save time. cleaner ends up being terribly slippery and boy falls backwards onto faucet poking rather large hole in boys rear-end. girlfriend rushes over, takes a look at hole in rear-end, and lets out horrifying gasp. they rush to hospital. doctor has boy stand on all fours on examining table and brings in a good six or so hospital staff to take a look. six or so hospital staff let out a gasp. poor guy looks as if he has another anus. it doesn't heal for another month. worst valentine's ever.

― origami snail, Monday, 26 September 2005 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

JESUS CHRIST

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 26 September 2005 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"Happy Valentine's Day, honey! Now both you AND your twin sister can peg me!"

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 26 September 2005 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

nath, you don't have to use bleach.

― emsk ( emsk), Monday, 26 September 2005 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

boy falls backwards onto faucet poking rather large hole in boys rear-end

Oh, that same old excuse boys always use after they've been experimenting with gay sex for the first time.

― C J (C J), Monday, 26 September 2005 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Gay sex creates extra ani?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 26 September 2005 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Christ, I know some guys who must be anucopias!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 26 September 2005 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Extra Ani?

http://hometown.aol.com/helekleinegurl/images/ani%20difranco2.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 26 September 2005 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Clumsy gay sex might create extra ani.

― C J (C J), Monday, 26 September 2005 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

i wear a bathing suit and knee pads and goggles

ha ha no i dont

― ponypoop (ponypoop), Monday, 26 September 2005 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

For anal sex?

― C J (C J), Monday, 26 September 2005 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

no for bathtub cleaning! i have only done anal sex once and it hurt but i liked it okay, i was wearing just a skirt and tank top then

― ponypoop (ponypoop), Monday, 26 September 2005 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

That must have been in ther 1970s then. Tank tops were popular in the 1970s (I am not sure about the popularity of anal sex in that decade though, maybe I should ask my Mum)

― C J (C J), Monday, 26 September 2005 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Please do!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 26 September 2005 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Suddenly, this is the best thread ever.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 26 September 2005 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

tank tops are still popular i think. i should stop saying so personal but my time was in the 90s. in the 70s i was only very young so no sex for me!

― ponypoop (ponypoop), Monday, 26 September 2005 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

nath, you don't have to use bleach.

Thanks for telling me. :-) I felt so dumb. I'm very lazy when it comes to cleaning. Hence the cleaning lady. I just don't like doing it. Maybe once or twice, but after that... I just don't like cleaning. :-(

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Monday, 26 September 2005 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

tube tops were 70s, not tanks.

― Fiddledy Dee, Monday, 26 September 2005 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i jusT hope that a certain pictUre doesn't turn up just Because everyone's talkinG about be>Ing nude and kneeling oveR whiLe in the bathtub.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 26 September 2005 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

You're supposed to clean a bathtub?

― dan m (OutDatWay), Monday, 26 September 2005 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I thought it cleaned itself -- water, innit?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 26 September 2005 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

i jusT hope that a certain pictUre doesn't turn up just Because everyone's talkinG about be>Ing nude and kneeling oveR whiLe in the bathtub."

http://www.cynthiahoweminiatures.com/images/tubgirl.jpg

oh yeah! i went there!

― ath (ath), Monday, 26 September 2005 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

THIS THREAD IS NOW COMPLETE

― The Ghost of Images Off Pwns (Dan Perry), Monday, 26 September 2005 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Man I want a cleaning lady. How much do they cost?

― Cristal Waters (nordicskilla), Monday, 26 September 2005 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't even want to know what you had to go through on Google to find that picture.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 26 September 2005 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Nacho Cheese! (links not work-safe)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 26 September 2005 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)


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